[閒聊] MTG最令你印象深刻的敘述？

[cycefa (希司法)]

因為想買一台ipad,可以刻字
所以想說把我最喜歡的敘述刻上去...

但是講到這裡，最讓你印象深刻的敘述又是什麼呢？
(或是我們可以來玩個你說我猜的遊戲)

我本來想刻這行的..
I'll have my revenge if I have to call on every force from above and below.



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推 Abs1130: 這讓我想到"我想要改白色的"的笑話
這件事我也知道..太蠢了

推 isera621: 我不是來玩的，我是來贏的
沒聽過這個

推 kuarcis: "莫問我為何而戰(以下略"
→ kuarcis: 查了一下應該是最後一句 所以要改以上略XD
→ isera621: 每踩斷腳下一根樹枝，就打斷一根骨頭
→ isera621: 其實對這段敘述最有感XD
羅堰妖精
推 JusuisDeVil: "祝你全族死光光"～死亡盤桓詛咒
有沒有人要猜我那行是什麼


推 Amoro: No rest. No mercy. No matter what.
Akroma..白的

推 Amoro: Wonderful! You got a lion onyour first try. Now put it
→ Amoro: back.
→ zephyr: (Z–>)90º—(E–N2 W)90ºt = 1
龍智障尼米傑(誤)  炎靈尼米傑

推 pinlateng: 大地的記憶很長，復仇很短
推 ayuperfect: cycefa的卡我直接查網路了..很imba的一張XD
用查的就不好玩了啊


→ zephyr: 用這個就沒問題了
→ zephyr: 1: This card’s flavor text becomes the flavor text
→ zephyr: of your choice.
推 bladesinger: 戰鬥不需要理由，戰鬥即是其本身的理由，正如你不問
→ bladesinger: 為何野火延燒或是疫病四散
→ bladesinger: 亦莫問我為何而戰     ~五版黑騎士
推 kirimaru73: 巨人般的○體 鬼怪般的腦袋
推 bladesinger: 我不是來玩那句是奧德賽的死鬥戰士馬卡爾
我覺得這句不錯..

→ zephyr: 既然是要放在iPad上... "I want an apple this big!"
→ isera621: 2F是指http://miko.tw/mtg/card/3442
推 cimskp: From each seed, a world. From each world, a thousand s
→ cimskp: eeds.
推 biglafu: Hatred outlives the hateful.
→ biglafu: http://ppt.cc/9ypd   仇視
推 airasuka: It was probably a lousy spell in the first place.
Counterspell 暴風雨版..

→ dreamcwli: Greatness, at any cost.

※ 編輯: cycefa (61.228.82.23), 11/25/2014 23:02:31
推 WRATH: t is said that the wind will blow the world past if you
→ WRATH: wait long enough
推 lonewing2008: The world may not know peace, but in my presence
→ lonewing2008: you will know quiet.
推 vm3au6xup6: "Your pathetic ideas lie in shambles. Where is
→ vm3au6xup6: your arrogant pride now?" 某咒語的敘述刪減版
推 shadowblade: 我的簽名檔XD
推 CHT: Step 3: Find another cousin.
推 SCLPAL: QQ 糟糕,我大都只記得中文
→ SCLPAL: Don't laugh. It works 大概就這個吧
推 achita: 樓上穿山甲外衣XDDD
→ SCLPAL: 其實那張我比較記得卡訊的:站起來然後變大
→ SCLPAL: 傑拉爾德的指令
推 kaseno: 你爸頭上沒角 你媽脖子掛鐘 你喝羊奶長大!
推 Nightbringer: 若蒼林之幽雅，似碧海之靈動
推 fiercy: Evil is relative. Do sheep think any better of the
→ fiercy: shepherd?
推 sarraya: Dig. Dig. Dig. Dig. Dig. Dig. Die!
推 aeolus1215: http://magiccards.info/7e/en/312.html
推 aeolus1215: 上面是答案 問題在下面
→ aeolus1215: It doesn't think. It doesn't feel. It doesn't laug
→ aeolus1215: h or cry. All it does from dusk till dawn. Is make
→ aeolus1215:  the soldiers die.
→ buffalobill: As a youth, Kamahl took one for a pet.
→ buffalobill: His hair has yet to grow back.
推 benjumin: 二樓天威大魔將（宿敵）
推 benjumin: 拍謝我記錯xddd
→ isera621: 天威大魔將：這裡該有些改變
推 LostAnarchy: Life is a series of choices between bad and worse
推 avalanche200: 朋友教你想學的, 敵人教你該學的
琉晶研究

→ avalanche200: 第一滴血的價值遠不如最後一滴血
這個我看過,忘了

→ LostAnarchy: He traded sand for skins, skins for gold, gold fo
→ LostAnarchy: life. In the end, he traded life for sand.
推 avalanche200: 領袖能左右盟友的想法, 但只有大師能左右敵人的想法
推 bogardan: is a land as volatile as the creatures who live ther
※ 編輯: cycefa (114.36.60.89), 11/26/2014 17:27:31
推 Giyoo: "It only short jump.You go first." "AIIIEEE!" "hmm...we
→ Giyoo:  go different way now"
推 tinyfan: "I order you to volunteer." (Skirk Drill Sergeant)
推 BlazarArc: 如果你比其他人強兩倍，就很容易被當(ㄉㄤˋ)
推 ayuperfect: With great power comes great risk of getting
→ ayuperfect: yourself killed.
推 aeolus1215: http://magiccards.info/m14/tw/131.html
推 kuarcis: 知識無法瓶裝箱藏 它渴望被傳播 被分享
推 alangb: Fire, aim, ready
→ SCLPAL: 樓樓上是密羅地的藍瞬間? 抽3棄2或1神氣?
→ cwoldind: 第一次玩MTG的時候：在葛瑞克的一生當中，這是他首次感
→ cwoldind: 感到內心的溫情與暖意。
→ SCLPAL: 喔 那張好像是叫渴求知識
推 lion840804: Gold buys death,Death earns gold.
推 FKL: Someday, someone will best me. But it won't be today,
→ FKL: and it won't be you.
→ SCLPAL: A bored wizard once created a vizzerdrix out of a
→ SCLPAL:  piranha. He never made that mistake again
推 S1oan: 感到內疚的人通常不需如此 應該內疚的人卻從不如此~罪惡感
推 fiercy: Madness and genius are separated only by degrees of
→ fiercy: success.
推 kenshiun: Knowledge is cruel. It will break your heart and
→ kenshiun: test your allegiances. Are you cretain you want this
→ kenshiun: curse?
推 mingchee: 你老爸頭上沒角 你老媽脖子掛鐘 你喝羊奶長大的
推 legendarygod: 有一張時間學院考試題目的 小時候玩覺得很屌 後來
→ legendarygod: 覺得根本廢話
"If yesterday was two days ago tomorrow,
will the day after tomorrow be today or yesterday?"
—Temporal Manipulation 101 final exam, Tolarian Academy
"如果說昨天到了明天會變成兩天前，試問後天應該是今天或昨天？"
~陶拉里亞大學院時間操縱緒論期末考

今天=D
昨天=D-1
前天=D-2
明天=D+1
後天=D+2

如果昨天到了明天會變成兩天前，這句的意思是如果到了D+1時，
再看D-1，中間的差距會變成2。
試問後天(the day after tomorrow，也就是D+2)應該是今天或昨天？
這句話其實是陷阱，因為第一句的關係，
目前的時間是D+1，而由D+1來看D+2，中間的差距是1天，
也就是說，這題的答案是「明天」。


推 biglafu: 影刃快來秀簽名檔
※ 編輯: cycefa (59.115.27.108), 11/29/2014 01:29:52
→ shadowblade: 我覺得純看邏輯的話答案應該是:"後天就是後天"
→ shadowblade: 前後兩句根本沒有連貫性,這就跟問你Jackey的鼻子有幾
→ shadowblade: 個一樣,至於從故事上來看你得想辦法把後天變過來~
推 BlazarArc: 如果把two days ago忽略好像就有解了(?)
推 kirimaru73: 教授出的考題太難 為了保住學分你應該：
→ kirimaru73: A)賄賂教授 B)向教授夫人求情 C)把其他學生都變不見
推 chijoy: jace the mind sculptor better than all...
→ chijoy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnYhG_ekoH8
推 jason8141: 尼米捷的敘述也很有趣呀XD
推 kccw: 暴風雨的瘋狂盾皮象敘述很帥。
推 luwinston: 所以正確答案到底是明天還後天...(要被當了
推 giway: 牠們為了滅絕而存在
→ giway: 水位越上漲 希望越下沉