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※ [本文轉錄自 joke 看板] 作者: dragon8332 (大心盃拼一個) 站內: joke 標題: [轉錄][無言] 噁心的話 時間: Tue Mar 10 20:16:34 2009 ※ [本文轉錄自 StupidClown 看板] 作者: giligowla731 (比奇) 看板: StupidClown 標題: [無言] 噁心的話 時間: Tue Mar 10 18:55:05 2009 (內有小閃,慎入。) 這是我朋友和強者她男朋友的故事。 (她男朋友簡稱傻B男,不是,是B男。) 據說B男長的又高又帥,連我同學的媽媽都很稱讚。 只是...他個性有點木訥,甚至可以說木訥過了頭.... 有一天,我同學忽然對B男撒嬌,用甜膩膩的嗓音說 「欸~你對我說一句很噁心的話好不好?」 B男看了我同學一眼,說 「大便。」 -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 140.135.156.75
k5678:....................................................XDDD 03/10 18:56
k5678:天阿...正中我的笑點 03/10 18:56
lou855123:XDDDDD 03/10 18:56
elone:哈哈哈 03/10 18:57
a29063205:他誤會了...xdddd 03/10 18:57
allsecret:哈哈哈~~我笑啦XDDDD 03/10 18:58
love1371991:XDDDDDDDD 03/10 18:58
stupidman:XD 03/10 19:00
eli001:棒透了XD 03/10 19:01
jackchiu:哈哈~超噁心的... 03/10 19:02
Waterfly:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/10 19:03
blackbelt:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/10 19:07
ziyung:喵的 我笑了XDDD~ 03/10 19:07
lyic:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/10 19:07
korull:笑了XDDDDDDD 03/10 19:09
k122146416:XDDD 03/10 19:10
jason543: 大 便 !!!! 03/10 19:10
keswickdada:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/10 19:11
kuifoi:有笑有推 03/10 19:11
akilameni:hahahahhaha 03/10 19:12
dodoguy:嗯 我嘴角上揚了 03/10 19:12
pigiyoyo:xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD超好笑的啦! 03/10 19:13
judges:XD 03/10 19:13
benqmaxwell:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD點中我笑穴了 03/10 19:14
yoyoyo916:我笑了XDDDDDDDD 03/10 19:14
snoopy206:大便 03/10 19:14
etrange:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/10 19:15
rekkaleo:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 這男的真是中肯~~~ 03/10 19:16
kaioken:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 笑翻啦 03/10 19:17
justforppt:XD 03/10 19:18
chaokuo:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/10 19:18
smallfish521:XDD 03/10 19:19
alubar:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/10 19:19
xinyuxiao:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/10 19:20
imodesigner:大便很大,噁心不用錢!! 03/10 19:20
teee:Good 03/10 19:21
leechihan:B男專業!! 03/10 19:21
shosuke:XDDDD 03/10 19:23
vivianteng:真是太噁心~太好笑了~XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/10 19:24
kimli:真的不用擔心B男有辦法劈腿~ 03/10 19:24
behavioral:XDDDDD 03/10 19:25
congregate:XDDDD 也不能說B男不對... 03/10 19:26
syvia1026:傻呼呼的= =.. 03/10 19:26
alienkanet:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/10 19:27
soslow:中了我的笑點 03/10 19:27
firstkiki:這麼憨厚的男生不多了 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/10 19:28
philxiao:哈哈哈 還好不是更狠的:妳吃大便 03/10 19:29
suncharlotte:笑死我了 03/10 19:29
aul0410:好好笑 03/10 19:29
minorsheep:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/10 19:29
liting74:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/10 19:30
istangel:真的很XDDDDDDDDDDD 03/10 19:30
AaliyahTsai:哈哈哈 應該說"肉麻"吧.... 大便的確噁心 哈哈哈哈 03/10 19:30
gipo:XD 03/10 19:31
pbice:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/10 19:31
wilson780726:真是太專業了...... 03/10 19:31
sonefish:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD難怪會被說是傻B男(誤) 03/10 19:33
BBQ:好噁XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/10 19:34
windhiei:這男的超棒呀!!!!!!! 03/10 19:34
cktheonly:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/10 19:35
nightduke:哈哈哈哈 這個男的也太好笑了吧!! 有帥到!! 03/10 19:35
tevil:這樣都脫團 高手阿 >"< 03/10 19:35
imAshley:強者阿XDDDDDD 03/10 19:37
gingko1126:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD笑死了 03/10 19:37
thasi:我笑了.. 03/10 19:38
jizz5F: ◢███◣ 03/10 19:38
jizz5F: _◤ ≡ ▌ ╭───────────╮ 03/10 19:38
jizz5F: U ─●- X-▏ │大便!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!..│ 03/10 19:38
jizz5F: | # 皿 ▏ │......................│ 03/10 19:38
jizz5F: \ ︶/ ╯───────────╯ 03/10 19:38
jizz5F: ◢█▅ ▅◣ 03/10 19:38
wu5417:無聊 03/10 19:38
unibo:XDDDDDDDDDD 03/10 19:39
joker1987:XDDDDDDDDDDD 03/10 19:41
xiloahve:好笑XDDDDDDD 03/10 19:41
sosox11:大便XD 學起來以後對閃光說~~ 03/10 19:42
crea0520:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 真的很噁心 03/10 19:43
wednesday323:真的很噁心!! 03/10 19:43
crea0520:某方面來說他也沒說錯啦 03/10 19:43
scapegoat:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/10 19:44
flycow123:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd 03/10 19:45
chandlerbean:XDD 03/10 19:46
nwile0176:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/10 19:47
iozs:帥氣兼憨厚的男生不多了XDD真的是噁心~ 03/10 19:50
windjack0321:下次要用肉麻 03/10 19:51
eagle1234:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/10 19:51
sukijamie:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/10 19:52
asdfghjkm:本日最中肯~啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪 03/10 19:52
kikmokimo:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/10 19:53
scedbo412:啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪 03/10 19:55
pearlymirror:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/10 19:55
Aseven:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/10 19:55
papaman:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/10 19:57
wei0816:太好笑了~~~哈哈哈 03/10 19:57
yashiroz:本日最中肯 XD 我中招了 03/10 19:57
myth9610:果...果然夠噁心...這招夠絕 03/10 19:58
vvvv5432:尿 03/10 19:58
reimu1125:要爆了!!! 03/10 19:59
hate56:XDDDDDDDDDDD 03/10 19:59
lovensr:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/10 20:00
mpk:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/10 20:00
daniel90065:太好笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/10 20:00
nagisa1209:好噁心啊XDDDDDDD 03/10 20:01
leoandgrace:XDDDDD 03/10 20:01
vinita:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/10 20:02
azzboy:有噁心有推 XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/10 20:02
whitecloudc:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/10 20:02
ocean0901:XDDDDDDDd 03/10 20:03
george6749:人帥真好ˊˋ!! 03/10 20:03
Jackwin:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/10 20:06
pig7574:這個好好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/10 20:07
forng:大便+尿尿 03/10 20:07
lineage03005:人帥大便都會讓人笑..好險我也不差!! 03/10 20:08
mydanny:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/10 20:08
IyonNokia:樓上的圖呢 03/10 20:08
RuvenFilnir:XDDDDDDDDDDD 03/10 20:09
juliefju:圖呢~(伸) 03/10 20:10
jessie122435:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD(正中笑點 03/10 20:11
whk183920:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD有笑有推 03/10 20:12
s29646:完全笑不出來.. 03/10 20:13
pilione:「大便。」         我找到版標了! 03/10 20:14
pilione:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/10 20:14
dragon8332:XD 03/10 20:15
marimoXD:上班中噴笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/10 20:15
dragon8332:轉借就可 03/10 20:16
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peiwinnie:有笑有推XDD 03/10 20:30
ice76824:好男人 03/10 20:33
apct:男方中肯 03/10 20:34
giveme5566:XDDD 03/10 20:35
ocean78930:Good Man 03/10 20:36
azureashin:有B男就應該一定會有A男~A男是? 03/10 20:36
sff0093:噁心!!非常的噁心!! 03/10 20:36
freelance978: 哈 03/10 20:41
joedong0213:超好笑~~ XD 03/10 20:43
AFIAC:XDDDD 03/10 20:43
mood1987:XD 03/10 20:45
wangyc:XD 03/10 20:46
t51113030:大推拉~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 03/10 20:46
Modchip:命中笑點XD 03/10 20:46
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chiaoda:口水都噴到螢幕上了 03/10 20:46
victoryss:幹你娘怎麼那麼好笑XD 03/10 20:47
gxorz:XDDDDDD 03/10 20:50
fhgz:= = 03/10 20:51
gn02335338:你同學的圖勒 03/10 20:51
shadowdream:XDDDDDDD 03/10 20:51
tatsukitsui:超棒的XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/10 20:51
zxcbca:XD 03/10 20:55
dennis331533:XDDDDDDD 03/10 20:59
roikui:XD 03/10 21:02
xhungx:XDDDDDD超強 03/10 21:04
BlackM:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/10 21:08
smnpt:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/10 21:10
Ru83u86:哈哈哈哈哈 03/10 21:12
catlive:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 笑不停 03/10 21:13
mycutekevin:XD 03/10 21:14
Rkira:雖然有預料到 但是太好笑啦!! 03/10 21:16
upbed:好好笑XDD 03/10 21:16
spball:XDDD GJ! 03/10 21:16
tkhunter:這後勁真強,給個推 03/10 21:19
arther:太木訥了吧 XDDDDD 03/10 21:20
iboxdoll:哈哈哈 這... 哈哈哈 03/10 21:24
adst513:哈哈哈 這太強了 給六樓 話說A男是我啦!(誤) 03/10 21:27
aazz6314:XDD.. 03/10 21:29
feee629:天使 03/10 21:29
peopleselbow:有點像白鳥麗子漫畫裡面其中一小段的劇情 03/10 21:31
lmf770410:超木訥XDDD 03/10 21:32
victorshu:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDdddd 03/10 21:47
aldoley:機智過人 是不可多得的人才 03/10 21:52
wjuiahb:為什麼我完全笑不出來...... 03/10 21:55
daisyung:XDDDDDDDDD 03/10 21:56
DecemberSnow:我中招了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/10 21:59
shi21:XD 03/10 22:02
staria:OK 很久沒有一看馬上笑出來的JOKE了 03/10 22:02
jamesinjames:好樣的 03/10 22:04
ding94xu04:G00D 03/10 22:04
wow951:XDDDD果然噁心!!木訥與喜憨只差依張紙唷!! 03/10 22:05
LJer:B男台肯 03/10 22:05
qqpbpp:................. 03/10 22:12
kaing1988:太好笑了 淚推 03/10 22:13
jacky1111y:我笑了........ 03/10 22:15
nomurasai:這太可愛了 XDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/10 22:16
goss: 有笑有推 他是故意的~~!! 03/10 22:17
Radiantee:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/10 22:17
goss: 我看到紅色的爆了 03/10 22:19
sh0824:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD果然很木訥~!!!! 03/10 22:19
ohya728:不知道為什麼我居然笑了......... 03/10 22:23
kkforyou:好文!!!推!!! 03/10 22:24
ofpurity:0.0XD 03/10 22:31
crytosmile:有笑有推 03/10 22:31
samex4x4:害我可樂噴出來XDDDDD 03/10 22:32
tcuplayer: 有笑有推 03/10 22:32
hitsuji611:有笑有推... 03/10 22:32
happyno: 有洨有推XDDDDDDD 03/10 22:34
duo751111:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/10 22:35
rafale7gtr:戳到 03/10 22:37
mini53420:我竟然笑了XD 03/10 22:40
mabikerry:XD 03/10 22:43
flfs:好有銀魂的感覺XD 03/10 22:44
DM24Tim:我居然跟他想的一樣..... 03/10 22:55
KingKingCold:有銀魂感+1 XDDDDD 03/10 22:57
abc1234586:XDDD 03/10 22:58
zzor00194:笑翻XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/10 23:00
LucAngel:XD 03/10 23:01
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bymystyle :我笑了XD 03/10 23:39
gracehome :真的很爆笑XDDD 03/17 15:45