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作者vicathene (白濫公主)
看板StupidClown
標題[健忘] 蒸便當
時間Fri Mar 24 20:03:59 2006
我娘是某國中老師 所以小時候我們家幾隻小鬼 都讀她任職的那一間 中午為了統一方便 一律都由我阿媽準備好便當讓我娘帶去學校蒸 而這... 就是不幸的開端～ 大家都知道 蒸便當的人都會用"便當袋"把便當裝的好好的 然後蒸的時候 大家就會老老實實的把便當拿出來放進蒸飯箱 可強者我娘！　每次都大剌剌地隨手把整個便當袋往裡頭一送 就帥氣地走了！ 所以每天一到中午的時候 我們這群眼巴巴的小鬼 就得從那個外袋都蒸到薰黃的便當袋中 一一拿出自己的便當跟... 「水果」～ 囧 沒錯！ 完全不用懷疑你的眼睛！　我娘就真的這麼天兵地把水果拿進去蒸 我曾親自嚐過會燙口的柳丁 體驗95度C的果粒貼上齒齦的快感！ 還切過冒著熱氣的芭樂 當我手拿水果刀剖開那顆顯然已經萎掉的"不明球狀泥" 而熱氣還爭先恐後冒出來時 我的內心～ 流下了屈辱的淚水...(妳自己蒸的為什麼不自己吃？) 其他還有會燙手的枇杷 被"川燙"過的蓮霧 還有確定熟透了的葡萄... 最誇張的一次 是在我連續跟她抗議了兩個禮拜 而她每此都忘記的時候 某天早上第二節下課時間 我藉故走到她辦公室 提醒我娘別再把水果拿去蒸了 "啊！ 駭呀！" 我娘一聲驚呼 起身立刻衝了出去！ 正當我以為自己挽救了中午的水果大餐 而洋洋得意的時候 就見得我娘 帶著怪異的神色 手裡拿著...網球回來。 ┐(─＿─)┌ 原來網球是她順手放進去 自己忘記拿去蒸的。 而就在我毫不留情恥笑她的同時 上課鐘也響了～ 所以我那天中午吃到的 .............. 是冒煙的水梨。 Q_Q -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 218.168.238.38
推 those0:......................... 03/24 20:04
推 donotpush:哈哈哈 你媽一定故意的~ 03/24 20:05
推 ligar: 太 太 太 太蠢了... 03/24 20:06
推 gingin:哈哈哈~好有趣的水果 03/24 20:11
推 chengyi74226:噗哈哈哈哈~~~這個夠讚~~~ 03/24 20:22
推 Magnoliaceae:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/24 20:24
推 various:還真健康XDXDXDXD 03/24 20:29
推 puyopuyo:沒吃到冒煙的網球不錯啦 03/24 20:29
推 Hans14:XDDD 03/24 20:30
推 bellini:太 太 太 太蠢了... 03/24 20:31
推 hcop:XD 03/24 20:32
推 raingaga:你媽媽好天喔～真可愛 XDDDD 03/24 20:35
→ cosy:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 重點是 好吃嗎? 03/24 20:36
推 tkpunish:亂寶一把的老媽 03/24 20:37
推 SHIUANSHIUAN:花媽 是花媽 XDDDDDD 03/24 20:37
推 godispower:是不是袋狀的東西都有危險... 03/24 20:38
推 momokeita:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/24 20:39
推 eternalC:.......... 03/24 20:39
推 enita:蠢翻... 03/24 20:41
推 adonistung:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD本日最好笑 03/24 20:42
推 BloodyJoker:你怎麼活到現在的= = 03/24 20:44
推 zenmaster:XD...................花媽媽翻版 03/24 20:46
推 vicathene:我也很懷疑啊...我娘害死我的蠢事...族繁不及備載！><" 03/24 20:47
推 MagicAustin:你媽真的是老師嗎? 哈哈 好糊塗/~~ 03/24 20:51
推 stcb:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/24 20:54
推 onlynatasha:XDDDDDDDDD 03/24 20:57
推 dragonsoul:XDDDDDDDDDD 網球好吃嗎 03/24 20:57
推 alwaso:換個角度想 還好你媽不是拿回梨子蒸網球~~ 03/24 20:58
→ vicathene:謝謝你...我感覺好一點了... 03/24 20:59
推 noyt:... . . . = =||| 03/24 20:59
→ noyt:XDDDDDDDD拿回梨子蒸網球 03/24 21:00
推 b1ackie:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/24 21:01
推 coolaru:推花媽XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/24 21:13
推 Genva:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD (整房間都是我的笑聲) 03/24 21:12
推 davehor:XDDD 03/24 21:16
推 inzegna:XDDDDDDD 妳媽好強 好鎮定 03/24 21:16
推 scathy:本日最好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/24 21:18
推 schief:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/24 21:27
推 df1:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/24 21:28
推 fisheres:XD 03/24 21:35
推 jiayuan523:mmmmmm 太好笑了～～～ 03/24 21:36
推 Evonn:哈哈哈哈哈哈 我快笑死了！！！ 超無奈 03/24 21:38
推 fishzero:你媽是想你們補身體是吧~ XD 03/24 21:42
推 HOTONY:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD好白痴!!! 03/24 21:46
推 kennylin0309:有花媽的味道 :D 03/24 21:50
推 vbnmtyui:真是有趣的老媽咩~ ┐(─＿─)┌ 03/24 21:54
推 DoDoisSocold:笑到眼淚流出來了.. = = 03/24 21:56
推 snopur:不敢把小孩給你媽教啊.... XD 03/24 21:58
推 laybear:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/24 22:01
→ vicathene:你放心！她不會體罰學生蹲蒸飯箱的！ XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/24 22:02
推 jung45:M了耶 這篇文章真是非常可愛!! 03/24 22:02
推 yoyogo:孩子...你會長得跟大樹一樣高的... 03/24 22:03
→ jung45:不過這樣便當袋會很臭吧(便當箱怪味) 03/24 22:03
推 filekidd:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/24 22:06
推 reliam:好笨 XDDDDDD 03/24 22:11
推 asurada:同班同學:好香,每天的便當都有不同的水果香味喔XDDDDDDDDD 03/24 22:11
推 Shning:XDGC 03/24 22:22
→ cherriy:強的是蒸飯箱竟然沒爆炸吧.... 03/24 22:26
→ juliey566:每天吃燒的水果......你沒怎樣吧......XDXDXDXD 03/24 22:31
推 sunhow:XD 03/24 22:37
推 Zofia2000:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/24 22:41
推 rabbitivy:你媽真寶XD 03/24 22:44
→ vicathene:看我這粗壯紮實的體格～怎麼會有事呢？ ╮(￣▽￣")╭ 03/24 22:46
推 lball:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/24 22:50
推 plue:哈哈哈哈 03/24 22:55
推 kloin:這個有趣... 03/24 23:00
推 keiter:本日最好笑 我笑到肚子痛了 03/24 23:11
推 richday:哈哈哈哈哈哈 03/24 23:14
推 judyting:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD太好笑了 03/24 23:21
推 Djlice:推 真的是本日最好笑 03/24 23:21
推 shire19877:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/24 23:24
推 bajiqa:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/24 23:25
推 astrofox:XDDDDDDDDDD..好想我媽Q_Q 03/24 23:26
推 joimk:XDDDD 03/24 23:31
推 QueenMi:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/24 23:52
推 traystien:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/25 00:19
推 datro:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD太好笑啦 03/25 00:21
推 gingling:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDdd 03/25 00:25
推 BattleRoyale:XDXDXDDD 03/25 00:46
推 kittenyun:推推推！超傻眼！ 03/25 00:52
推 Franciske:XD 03/25 01:02
推 nazumi0817:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/25 01:08
推 masterenfant:我真的笑翻了XD 03/25 01:21
推 biolife:太好笑啦XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/25 01:44
推 lanton:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/25 01:49
推 liuy:XDDDDDDDD 03/25 02:09
推 nanogiant:為什麼你媽特地拿回網球卻不拿水梨? 03/25 02:18
推 teoteo:太好笑啦XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/25 02:37
推 how71:超耍寶的老媽XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD........... 03/25 02:47
推 zzxxxzz:XD 03/25 03:04
推 Koava:本日最好笑 03/25 04:13
推 KeroroMorita:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/25 06:11
推 chicobo:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/25 08:18
推 wwqqaa:推一個 03/25 10:11
推 Ferrero0212:哈哈哈哈哈...超好笑的.....XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/25 10:11
推 peper:你娘真天兵 03/25 12:02
推 TREKKER:你娘真天兵 03/25 12:14
推 Loretta:XDDDD 03/25 12:29
推 lobby8612:很耐用的便當袋..... 03/25 12:33
推 cuteHan:為啥不把水果跟便當分開裝袋阿 = =?? 03/25 17:52
→ minami00:XDDD 03/25 18:02
推 Leaf789:XDD 03/25 19:44
推 chodaict:XD 03/25 20:42
推 ForSinSoKing:哈哈哈...好有趣喔XD 03/25 20:50
推 aowl:XD 03/25 21:05
推 waves:太好笑了 03/25 21:10
推 lskd:XD 03/25 21:16
推 deviance:XDDD 03/25 22:04
推 ss84216:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/25 22:12
推 klubin:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDddd 03/25 22:13
推 samllpig:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 03/25 22:44
→ vicathene:分開就要變兩袋啦～ 有沒善心人士願意幫我推爆...(羞) 03/25 23:01
推 immerso:祝你一臂之力～～ XD 03/25 23:49
推 bystander:哈哈哈 好寶的娘啊~XDDDDDD 03/25 23:52
→ vicathene:樓上跟樓樓上～ 謝謝你～9527！　m(_ _)m 03/25 23:53
推 ColiColi:幫推~好好笑~ 03/26 00:14
推 snoopy881201:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/26 00:14
→ SummerShine:媽阿........ 03/26 00:14
推 sca:XD 03/26 00:18
推 nionio:XDDDDDDDD 03/26 00:18
推 greentea36:推爆 03/26 00:22
推 sinjo:推爆 03/26 00:23
→ vicathene:耶～爆了爆了！生平第一次耶！鄉民們我愛你～\(￣▽￣)/ 03/26 00:23
推 edokawa:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/26 10:17
推 antiiss:超好笑的 救命啊XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/26 19:47
→ antiiss:而且記得把網球拿回來 沒把水梨拿回來XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/26 19:47
推 aqns13:爆了還是要推 太好笑了 03/27 01:07
推 wumimeow:下次放點冰糖上去 冰糖水梨好味呀 03/27 11:17
推 mood39:你確定你娘是老師? 03/27 17:48
推 estherpei:很好奇原po的媽媽是教什麼的　XDD 03/27 19:00
推 ellalu:笑到流淚又咳嗽..........XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/29 01:53
推 ppptt:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/04 09:17
推 zhou:xDD 04/08 12:44
※ brightmoon:轉錄至某隱形看板 04/19 01:32
→ beyonce091:借轉,謝謝 12/23 14:51
推 qioip:抖不停阿~~~在上班~~~~抖抖抖~~~ 06/11 15:48
推 lazyone:笑死XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/29 00:59
推 maltosism:好笑！！XD(拍案) 2008/ 08/08 16:05
推 voguehan:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 2009/ 01/31 21:59
推 shuyu0626:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 2010/ 03/16 22:02
推 sips960: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD樓下是2012留言嗎 2011/ 09/20 18:50
推 Midoryugi:清蒸水梨吃了潤肺啊XDDDDD 2012/ 01/07 10:03
推 XCO:便當箱應該五味雜陳吧XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 2012/ 09/20 01:39
推 ahiluchou:超好笑~ 07/30 01:22
推 purplecherry:XDDDD 2014 07/04 18:09