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板工提醒:內容少於二十字 或 少於三行,會立刻砍文,並視情況劣退! ========================================================================== 是這樣的 昨天下午心血來潮 把閃光找來家裡 要他來嘗嘗我剛學會的"蛋包飯" 我媽就很識相的出去喝咖啡了 然而 不喝還好 一去就造成了我現在出門 鄰居都會投以異樣的眼光....... 事情是這樣發生的 我媽在常去的咖啡店遇上了鄰居 鄰居:你怎麼這個時間會出來喝咖啡阿? 我媽:阿就兒子帶女朋友回家炒飯阿 阿就兒子帶女朋友回家炒飯阿 阿就兒子帶女朋友回家炒飯阿 阿就兒子帶女朋友回家炒飯啊!!!!!!!!! 鄰居的臉都綠了 我媽還在繼續講 「我也不是那麼死板的人阿~兒子長大了需要一點空間~我剛好就出來喝咖啡阿~ 我常常再跟他講~約會不要到處亂跑~在家裡多好~有冷氣吹~又有電視看~ 要幹嘛也不怕人家看...........................................」 當天晚上我聽鄰居這樣跟我講我已經夠崩潰了 結果我爸回來又跟我說 爸:兒子阿 我:幹嘛 爸:下午我在跟我同事聊天阿~講到你女朋友 我:恩 ? 爸:我說你們今天中午在家炒飯!他們就不講話了! 我說你們中午在家炒飯 我說你們中午在家炒飯 我說你們中午在家炒飯!!!!!!!! 我:............ 爸:我還說下次我們父子一起炒飯! 下次我們父子一起炒飯 下次我們父子一起炒飯 下次我們父子一起炒飯!!!!!!!!!! 爹娘,我以後還想做人..... -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 123.194.152.85
lucky1lk:炒飯圖咧?? 09/09 15:16
Abyssor:有笑有推,要不要解釋清楚XDDD 09/09 15:16
ooo418oo:哈哈哈 好可愛的爸媽喔!!! 09/09 15:17
maxedgooded:大推阿 開明的爸媽XDD 09/09 15:18
swpoker:[家族][炒飯][4P]SOD新企劃 09/09 15:19
Jin134:你的確可以做人啊...( ′-`)y-~ (原PO對不起!! 09/09 15:19
BLUEJOANNE:笑翻~ 09/09 15:27
nightfantasy:不單純的是其他人,抬頭挺胸走出家門吧!!你沒錯= =b 09/09 15:29
Hans14:XDD 那就接上這篇 2109 drunkchoc [閒聊] 爸!你抱錯了! 09/09 15:31
stevenrex:XDDDDDDD 09/09 15:42
no1smkimo:所以你到底是在弄吃的炒飯,還是在做運動阿 09/09 15:44
akasuka:專業五樓 09/09 15:48
john581200:果然還是要交給五樓 09/09 15:54
aegisaaakhkh:讚! 09/09 15:55
ghostru:XD 09/09 15:57
jay50901:XDDDDDDDDD 09/09 15:59
atropos:好開明的父母~(茶) 09/09 15:59
eayterrr:好開明~XD 09/09 16:00
sad2:老爸:雖然我比較喜歡燴飯... 09/09 16:01
Shung780802:哈哈哈哈xDDDDDD 09/09 16:01
eric211924:讚... 09/09 16:02
mike321:大鍋炒 比較香喔!! 09/09 16:06
guilty9621:有笑有推 哈哈哈 09/09 16:08
suhaw:哈哈哈哈 09/09 16:09
axapupu12a:原PO父母想捧孫了... 09/09 16:15
poemspirit:大笑了XDDDD 09/09 16:17
nothisman:五樓專業 09/09 16:20
Iamjoker:悲劇啊XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/09 16:20
liyuoh:XDDDDDD 09/09 16:25
hsuan12:我笑了XDD 太可愛的爸媽了! 09/09 16:26
Asadptt:超好笑XDDDD 09/09 16:29
moxv:XD 09/09 16:34
rockmanleon:這XD 父母真是太FUNNY了 09/09 16:34
gmpce8582:爽噎XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/09 16:35
FakeHand:抬頭挺胸的出門吧!! 09/09 16:36
kim1990:這也可以PO去黑特版吧XDDDD 09/09 16:37
frank8421:炒飯~~~以前我也不知道他的隱意!!! 09/09 16:37
sportsyzm:XDDDDDD 下次不要作炒飯了 09/09 16:37
a3676781:你們家太歡樂了吧 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/09 16:42
gary67:有笑有推 09/09 16:47
momoWade:[問卦] 有沒有全家一起炒飯的八卦 09/09 16:49
coral:要不要找鄰居和家人的同事一起吵飯? 09/09 16:50
yajinueda:推開明的父母XDDDDD 09/09 16:50
cagalli:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/09 16:51
wwlan:大笑 09/09 16:55
yingsiou:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/09 16:59
mentine:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/09 17:00
AirFang:5樓專業~ 09/09 17:02
yuchengsu: 09/09 17:02
ru5229:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/09 17:03
ujane:女友:有親子丼可吃了^^ 09/09 17:04
TohyamaKinji:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD笑死我了 09/09 17:11
littlecho:這篇有爆的潛力....XD 09/09 17:12
hattendever:我也要炒飯哈哈 09/09 17:14
Silver312l:炒飯跟蛋包飯差很多哩^^ 09/09 17:15
Anasiyas:樓上,通常蛋包飯裡面的飯是炒飯 09/09 17:17
AirFang:說不定過幾天原PO父親跟同事炫燿 [前幾天跟兒子一起炒飯] 09/09 17:18
AirFang:原PO閃光跟母親在一旁相擁而泣 場面十分感人 09/09 17:18
nothing188:話說20年前豬哥亮歌廳秀就有炒飯這個梗了 (原波拍拍) 09/09 17:19
CTUST:我覺得解釋會越描越黑 沒救了 09/09 17:21
bichan:hahahahahahahaha 09/09 17:23
boa313:越描越黑的感覺XD 09/09 17:23
hacoolman:XD 09/09 17:23
hastebn:原po在鄰居前的形象悲劇 09/09 17:25
shunchao: 09/09 17:28
ga048888:XDDD 09/09 17:33
rogirl04:父子一起炒飯...XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/09 17:38
RSoul:XDDDDDDD 09/09 17:40
makoto888:父子一起炒飯XDDDDDDDDD 09/09 17:42
zoevla:原PO爸爸的最後一句是亮點阿XDDDDD 09/09 17:43
raintll:原PO:下次大家統統來我家,我們一起炒比較熱鬧 09/09 17:45
OppOops:XDDDDDDD 09/09 17:45
charles0203:以下開放揪團炒飯============================= 09/09 17:49
sohot28109:XDDDDD 09/09 17:51
chiaojed:鄰居也想加入-////- 09/09 17:51
samilover:XDDDDDDDDDDD 09/09 17:53
r3n:真是單純的爸媽^^ 09/09 17:54
kidding566:GJ 09/09 17:55
ice21122:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/09 17:56
pc610026:五樓專業XD 09/09 18:04
jangkiss:我笑了XDD 09/09 18:05
bryansun:鄰居好糟糕 不就是炒飯而已.. 09/09 18:05
ee012345:好慘... 09/09 18:08
scott206:不過是炒飯而已麻 誰沒炒過飯對不對? 09/09 18:19
gn02320324:哈哈哈...鄰居投以羨慕的眼光XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/09 18:22
heaphy:父子一起炒飯XDDDDDDDDDDD 現在是要中秋團圓飯嗎wwwww 09/09 18:24
crazyL:XDDD 09/09 18:31
x007:炒飯一家 09/09 18:36
Hateson:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/09 18:40
narnoi:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/09 18:41
wowkg21:==========炒飯應援團報名結束==================== 09/09 18:44
kerorohsnu:XDD 09/09 18:45
futri752:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/09 18:49
arx8:笨點在於 原po原本是要做蛋包飯XDDDDDD 09/09 18:50
simiku:樓上 蛋包飯的內容物是炒飯啊 09/09 18:54
librann: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/09 19:04
ikumisa:XDDD那你告訴我你當天下午真的沒有炒飯嗎? 09/09 19:07
simon814141:食神: 要記得用隔夜飯喔 .... 炒王... 09/09 19:08
seesaw464:笑死我了XD 09/09 19:12
lishang:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/09 19:12
mydeargf:好可愛的爸媽 XD 09/09 19:13
ilove05:炒飯是在做人啊XD 09/09 19:17
tigerflyer:................................................... 09/09 19:18
tigerflyer:你爸媽是在陰你吧 09/09 19:18
ohmygodha:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/09 19:22
sweet560720:原po爸媽好可愛XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/09 19:23
CJO1I6:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/09 19:23
s9006028:XDD 爸媽囧很大 09/09 19:23
Dforce:甲由 09/09 19:24
honoo:太可愛了吧XDDDDDDDDD 09/09 19:24
shiny30233:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/09 19:28
allenzen:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/09 19:30
gungunit: 09/09 19:31
yulijih:爆!! 09/09 19:31
Jackwin:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/09 19:32
popoliii:修改成"他們在家做炒飯"的話 好像還是怪怪的 XD 09/09 19:44
stevely:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/09 19:44
HT2:最後一句沒錯啊 妳還要"做"人 XDD 甚麼時候要做個人出來啊 09/09 19:56
Puckirney:哈哈哈哈~~~ 09/09 19:56
kingwilly71:這爸媽真讚!! (茶) 09/09 20:22
moon0987:XDDDDDD 09/09 20:23
zeat:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/09 20:25
cashko:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/09 20:28
bixi:推 09/09 20:30
n6108751116:原po家人真可愛XD 09/09 20:31
kula18:炒飯讚 09/09 20:34
ray2277:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/09 20:34
ppuppy:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/09 20:38
piez:太可愛了~~~蛋包飯變成炒飯 09/09 20:43
sds0331:鄰居:我可以做你們家的小孩嗎? 09/09 20:46
wcmwcm:哈哈哈哈哈~~~~孩子囧很大 09/09 21:17
adware0105:你爸好單純 09/09 21:28
darkgerm:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/09 21:30
BEDBAD:爸:下次我們父子一起炒飯 09/09 21:34
uonfon:有笑有推XDDDD 09/09 21:36
BeYaaaaaaaa:好慘XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/09 21:39
trefoil001:爹娘是故意的吧XDD 09/09 21:50
kiki41052:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/09 21:51
p6360916:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/09 22:01
rsy:兒子帶女友回家作炒飯給爸媽吃 當然值得炫耀~~順便加油添醋 09/09 22:01
always325:下巴推 哈哈哈哈哈 09/09 22:08
beep360:父:[あぁん?餡掛チャーハン?] 09/09 22:08
judyegg:XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD 09/09 22:14
shibaookenta:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/09 22:15
logisticQ:高招 09/09 22:19
MST06:帶閃光到家裡吃炒飯就大有問題了 09/09 22:23
rstur:其實是閃光跟爸媽串通好了.. 這下你非娶不可 09/09 22:35
ponialieo:這篇實在太瘟腥XDDDD 09/09 22:37
vw2795:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/09 22:42
MusicShow:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/09 22:42
quietvox:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/09 22:57
kidboy619: 09/09 22:58
meteorhades:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/09 22:59
holysea:爸爸幫你做弟弟 你幫爸爸做孫子很公平! 09/09 23:09
Tamama56:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/09 23:25
saladinal:齁~~~非娶不可了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/09 23:38
Hydran:這樣哪有什麼不敢出門 = = 09/09 23:52
approved:原來這就是飯團之家的真諦 09/09 23:55
Yie:XDDD 09/10 00:11
fsps6161:哈哈哈哈哈XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/10 00:12
maplebang:原PO家很歡樂 09/10 00:13
genuine530:XDDDDDD 09/10 00:25
Arlen7119:XDDDDDDDDD 09/10 00:27
pat740515:你老爸老母超有梗XDDD 09/10 00:28
kinkifan:好可憐哦! 可是真的很好笑耶XDDDDDDDDDD 09/10 00:44
godisme73:XD 09/10 01:24
GGisme:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/10 01:36
katiecan:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/10 01:36
dude0324:太溫馨了吧!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 09/10 01:45
sosanboy09:大家真是對我太好了....我在PTT的第一篇文就被推爆... 09/10 02:12
syulide:不就正在"做人"嗎 XD 09/10 02:16
lovecollyi:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/10 02:50
iel:0.0 09/10 04:14
isaza:爸媽好可愛XDDDDDD 09/10 04:18
doublelike:是你跟你老爸有仇還是你老爸跟你有仇?! 09/10 07:53
erahappy:5F專業....哈哈 09/10 09:01
ssun302231:大鍋炒... 09/10 09:33
hample:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/10 09:35
SSR:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/10 09:36
e8672596:XDDDDDDDDDDD 09/10 10:15
michael5182:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/10 11:23
sonicsky:XDDDDDDDD最後爆笑了 09/10 12:19
sphinxcore:有笑有推 09/10 12:44
sandybs:XDDDDDDDDDDD 09/10 12:44
globalspirit:不愧是夫妻啊!一起陰兒XDXDXD 09/10 13:26
s12030213:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/10 13:56
hintfox:cool 09/10 14:37
jay26227:笑死我~5樓專業!! 09/10 15:09
iamashes:我不小心大笑了XDDDDDDDDDDD 09/10 15:29
windangellin:大笑XDDDDDDDDDD 09/10 17:43
whatai:那些年,我們一起炒的飯 09/10 18:19
a6021314:老爸老媽一定故意的!! 09/10 18:22
rod4919:XD 09/10 19:26
LITTERXX1:原po跟五樓都害我大笑了兩次 09/10 20:41
fivehundren:原來是飯團之家喔 不是吵飯哲學麻 09/10 21:31
dadalove:也太好笑了吧XDDDDDDDDDDD 09/10 21:51
jackeywu2003:這個好笑....給推XD 09/10 22:54
jujustine83:XDDD 09/10 23:16
Huang11:XD 09/11 00:37
apple7146:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/11 00:38
tinyrain:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/11 00:53
sbbest:XOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 09/11 00:59
dais:轉錄至某隱形看板 09/11 02:14
kay242433:這個超好笑!!!! 09/11 03:28
cruelgentle:臭掉的是女生吧 走出去大家都投以異樣眼光 09/11 06:44
traystien:朝聖 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/11 08:00
FrankB:哈 09/11 09:22
oplk:這個太好笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/11 10:40
wumimeow:這是暗示 他們急著抱孫子 09/11 10:52
lininu:笑噴 09/11 11:22
learnbao:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/11 13:44
docoke:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/11 13:52
lulumi411542:XD 09/11 14:44
dustlike:你爸媽絕對是在暗示你啊XDD 09/11 15:19
kkoowwee1102: 炒飯炒得好 做人沒煩惱 09/11 15:28
ffmuteki9:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/11 16:02
daihow:有點豪洨 09/11 16:46
babaluu:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/11 21:09
chichipoo:太可愛了!!!!!! 09/11 22:31
richday:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/12 00:16
HADILEN:5樓GJ.....XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/12 11:43
amanda5920:你爸媽是不懂炒飯的意思哦 哈哈哈 09/12 15:57
tropicmyway:[家族][炒飯][4P]SOD新企劃 超級有畫面的拉 XDDDDD 09/12 16:37
williams741:你的家庭真可愛 09/12 16:46
carbooming:爸媽想抱孫子了 09/12 19:18
w0420cc:超好笑XD 09/12 23:14
jiabyron0112:我笑了XDDDDD 09/13 00:57
summeruse:你爸很風趣喔!!! 09/13 02:11
gainx:元PO既然還想做人,那就繼續炒飯吧! 09/13 02:45
east:??? 09/13 18:04
lightwhiteus:爆 09/13 18:05
huntercircus:99 09/13 18:06
taotiehs:~ 09/13 19:02
a22877064:99 09/13 19:54
nomidrco:99~ 09/13 20:10
qormp2:XDD 09/13 20:37
sbasidegood:-1 09/14 00:46
frandeC: 09/14 00:57
yentzchien:推上去的啦~~ 09/14 15:43
im5566:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/14 16:34
yinyin8801:大笑~!!!XDDDDDDDD 09/14 16:46
pk2142002:五樓好專業 09/14 18:47
f7i69:XDDDDDD 09/14 19:16
b74041574041:媽勒 真是超好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/15 12:02
startear0421:好好笑!!!Y 09/15 21:41
seastar1987:老梗玩不膩 09/16 08:58
antiiss:XD滿好笑啊XD 09/19 20:27
tsming:[家族][炒飯][4P]SOD新企劃 09/20 11:52
bio1023:推五樓XDDD 09/20 20:15
qqsheep:五樓XDDDDDDD 09/29 11:10