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板工提醒:內容少於二十字 或 少於三行,會立刻砍文,並視情況劣退! 想發集氣文問卷文的,請先去看板規八 ========================================================================== 今天跟朋友出去從朋友那聽來的XDDD 主角是朋友父親的同事,以下簡稱A爸 有一天A爸一早起床,發現自己的親兒子跪在他床前 於是A爸就趕緊問兒子怎麼了 兒子就劈哩啪啦開始掉淚,說女朋友懷孕甚麼的blabla A爸一聽當然是又驚又怒,但心想人家都懷孕了都已經造成既成事實 事到如今打罵兒子也沒用了,只能好好接受&好好處理 於是A爸就看著兒子 A爸問:那她人呢? 兒子:...在外面 A爸:讓她進來吧... 然後...... 他兒子的女朋友就抱著一個BABY走了進來....... 可想而知A爸有多麼晴天霹靂... P.S聽說A爸跟同事們講這件事後所有同事當場都笑翻了 可是回到家第一件事就是跑去跟小孩說:拜託你們以後千萬不要這樣..... -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 1.171.184.147 ※ 編輯: aiya0824 來自: 1.171.184.147 (08/05 23:33)
hankwanghow:吃好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/05 23:37
ssmiler:好扯XDDD 08/05 23:39
Hateson:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/05 23:39
zho71:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/05 23:39
noonee:這...不叫懷孕吧? 08/05 23:41
zeroonebear:A爸都傻了吧XDDDD 08/05 23:42
leotompp:免洗..的阿公 XDDDDDDD 08/05 23:47
yl871015:........... A爸哭笑不得吧 08/05 23:50
haha922:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/05 23:51
gouyan:這已經不是先上車後補票了 是貨到付款了 08/05 23:54
Hans14:XDDD 當場含飴弄孫, 多有效率 08/05 23:54
kimuranene:A爸連按暫停鍵的時間都沒有... 08/05 23:57
gin008:貨到付款XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/05 23:58
wayne651:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD太快了啊 08/05 23:58
Lavchi:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/05 23:59
karen71014:得來速~~~~XDDDDDDDDD 08/05 23:59
colingoodboy:貨到付款XDDDDDD 08/06 00:00
k382214:好快就生了 XD 08/06 00:00
wtf426:XDDDDDDDDDDD 08/06 00:01
sulunpas:兒子:我們交往明明就還不到十個月...(騷頭) 08/06 00:01
w660:XDDDDDDDDD 08/06 00:03
leejee:懷孕了... 什麼時候的事? 去年... 08/06 00:04
leouni:無痛升級阿公 瞬間轉職 可喜可賀 空降金孫 08/06 00:04
ink31267:推內文還有貨到付款 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/06 00:05
iammark:↑↑↓↓←→←→AB等登燈~~阿爸瞬間升級阿公 08/06 00:06
Rainbow1014:貨到付款~~笑翻 08/06 00:07
abasqoo:哈哈 超級無敵快 08/06 00:09
penguin01:推 gouyan:是貨到付款了 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/06 00:10
willy319:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/06 00:10
pkp:得來速 08/06 00:12
asazen:太扯了 這最後怎麼收拾呀XD 08/06 00:12
hanabi731:車都到站了....XDDD 08/06 00:13
lazyboy624:都生出來了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/06 00:14
storyf66014:是精神時光屋還是直接轉職當阿公XD 08/06 00:15
swordtimer:跪求後續 08/06 00:16
superrai:有笑有推! 08/06 00:17
ro921804:超誇張XD 08/06 00:19
Dill1348:推貨到付款 XD 08/06 00:20
v7021:不接受也不行了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/06 00:22
kick:兒子:爸,我的那一個在肚子裡。 08/06 00:24
CP64:貨到付款怎樣啊XDDDDD 08/06 00:25
veddiet:這根本就是拆開機子 在晶片上塗鉛筆快速成長吧!!!!!!!! 08/06 00:29
human45:是月票的卡都拿出來,要老爸付清吧XDDDDDDD 08/06 00:29
std94003:XDDDD 08/06 00:29
veddiet:推貨到付款XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/06 00:30
pillooow:也太誇張XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/06 00:33
emmalhp:貨到付款 XDDDD 08/06 00:38
Tenging:貨到付款 08/06 00:40
restingbeast:老爸:是我睡太久嗎?O_Oa 08/06 00:41
doom3:瞬間升級成阿公...XD 08/06 00:41
pluto9951020:XD 08/06 00:41
penguin1993:他爸應該要慶幸他孫子不是走進來的... 08/06 00:45
veddiet:推樓上XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDY 08/06 00:45
CP64:後面越來越誇張了XD 08/06 00:49
LonelyLove:貨到付款真的太有才了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/06 00:49
sounan:或是慶幸孫子沒有再抱曾孫進來(也太誇張 08/06 00:51
mpcb:(20年後) 乖,叫阿祖.... 08/06 00:54
NotUniqueSol:推 kick:兒子:爸,我的那一個在肚子裡。 08/06 00:56
maple0229:貨到付款XDDDDDDD 08/06 00:57
q2210173:好好笑XD 08/06 01:03
lovekangin:瞬間從爸爸轉職成阿公 08/06 01:06
UMADBRO:爆到就可 08/06 01:07
sinfe:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/06 01:10
kikukuki:只好推 08/06 01:10
rogirl04:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/06 01:13
Addidas:反正現在七八月 九十月開始這種狀況劇就會陸續發生 08/06 01:20
quietvox:推貨到付款XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/06 01:23
siamese:我大伯也發生這種事~人還沒看過.就當阿公了 08/06 01:23
lenjoyn:這是什麼劇情!!! 08/06 01:27
meisterhaft:XDDDDDD 08/06 01:31
ASSBEAR:貨到付款XDDD笑翻 08/06 01:33
phyyyyyy:貨到付款XDDDDDDDD 08/06 01:34
shintz:比吃金蟬王還要厲害阿XDDD 08/06 01:37
leejee:一秒鐘變阿公 08/06 01:41
shuwei:這太迅速了吧XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/06 01:42
RoyEdo:你真的PO了XDDDD但你寫得好好喔可惡XDDDDD 08/06 01:50
lemon086:先斬後奏,高招高招 08/06 01:51
zaoa3345678:一覺醒來就轉職了 08/06 01:53
cabal7931:貨到付款XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/06 01:54
tryit0902:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/06 01:58
ace12348:推貨到付款XDDDD 08/06 02:00
zxc19876:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD這也太快速!!! 08/06 02:00
cowboy2002:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/06 02:04
ytcytc:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/06 02:09
te1e1:XDDDDDDDDDDD 08/06 02:09
nxling0809:XDD 08/06 02:12
RixE:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/06 02:16
naokr:貨到付款笑翻了XDD 08/06 02:17
poiuy66887:一樣可以打掉!(握拳 08/06 02:22
putout:爸爸:[超幹]進化時連B都不給按 08/06 02:23
jzn:XD 08/06 02:33
dragon0139:推貨到付款XD 08/06 02:34
GF:見面四秒就變阿公! 08/06 02:37
goenitzx:[秘技]一秒變阿公 08/06 02:47
den123den123:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/06 02:51
dabinlo:之後兒子澄清絕對不是貨到付款,而是肚中的才是正貨。 08/06 03:09
dabinlo:A爸由晴天霹靂轉為世界末日 08/06 03:10
aggressorX:所以是兩隻的意思嗎 懷裡一隻 肚裡一隻 08/06 03:41
sanhowu:一秒變阿公 08/06 04:15
thlu1:此商品買一送一(可超商取貨、貨到付款) 08/06 04:18
wildbloodcat:是幾歲啊? 成年人的話貨到付款其實也還好吧 08/06 04:23
LCV: 08/06 04:35
lancehsiao:人生就像跑馬燈 08/06 05:00
steven5l5l:貨到付款也太好笑XDDDDDDDDD 08/06 05:08
Ericdion: 08/06 05:12
Ericdion:有聽過更扯的:除夕夜突然出現6歲的孫子 喊爺爺 08/06 05:14
ericinttu:結果爺爺是孩子的爹 08/06 05:35
luke7212:找免錢的阿公( ′-`)y-~ 08/06 06:18
HuaLan:XDDD 貨到付款 08/06 06:28
twofoot:貨到付款,一秒變阿公 XDDDD 08/06 07:26
g12288:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/06 07:28
pp617:!!! 08/06 07:38
iceking162:朝聖! 08/06 07:41
herryck:貨到付款,一秒變阿公 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/06 07:42
koyukicat:貨到付款XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/06 08:21
X5566:得來速+宅配 08/06 08:30
CTUST:往好處想孩子已平安順利出生 不用保溫箱 住院 僅剩托嬰服務 08/06 08:44
CTUST:趙靈兒都沒這麼快生 08/06 08:45
frank8421:推貨到付款~~ 08/06 08:51
source34:貨到不付款都不行了..... 08/06 08:59
hnrywang:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/06 09:01
bill2922:看這樣子原PO爸可以平安的當到阿祖級的XD 08/06 09:08
yunyun85106:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/06 09:11
Meclarity:推一秒變阿公 08/06 09:12
Sashimii:貨到付款XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/06 09:15
Armuu:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/06 09:19
koyama8127:隔壁老王:賣場交流嗎? 08/06 09:19
s9403:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/06 09:26
max0113:超屌的XD 08/06 09:31
wilsmart:這超屌 08/06 09:35
littlepity:請用時光包巾 給它塞回去 謝謝 08/06 09:36
vinita:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/06 09:53
a159753:瞞10個月= =XDD 08/06 09:53
oscar10325:XD 08/06 09:53
fun10068:這個叫做比驚訝還驚訝啊XDDDDDD 08/06 10:01
reasonal:貨到付款哪昭XD 08/06 10:06
cocoasheep:貨到付款好好笑 08/06 10:10
tammy100:推文太有趣了!! A爸快哭了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/06 10:12
w60241:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/06 10:12
kira925:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd 08/06 10:12
mydeargf:笨板真的一點都不笨 XD 08/06 10:16
milk751:貨到付款XDDDD 08/06 10:17
g1232622:笑翻XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/06 10:22
janefeel:貨到付款超好笑XDDD 08/06 10:31
Hazel0906:貨到付款太絕妙 08/06 10:45
chin0505:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/06 10:48
amadeswu:在下來朝聖 08/06 10:48
nanako510:貨到付款太好笑 08/06 10:50
lazzier:貨到付款實在超絕XD 08/06 11:08
clisan:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/06 11:24
icemirage:他老爸一定覺得被盜刷 08/06 11:25
bellachen100:貨到付款XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/06 11:36
Lantern:XD 08/06 11:41
lun1110:靠邀...這哪算懷孕了,都生下來了!!! 08/06 11:44
Linzoma:女方的家長不會也不知道吧XDDD太神奇了 08/06 12:02
vinder:得知懷孕…驚訝…接受…已生下… 08/06 12:15
HornyDragon:貨到付款XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/06 12:26
zadla2002:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/06 12:48
lilylin37:貨到付款XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/06 12:49
bluebarley:果然是貨到付款! 08/06 13:00
longlyday:哈哈哈 生下來只是早晚問題嘛!!! 08/06 13:05
phix:直接跳過懷孕要照顧的階段 還不錯啊 08/06 13:16
bluetesdano:什麼他媽的叫他媽的驚喜啊~xddddd 08/06 13:19
kamison:[超幹]貨到付款不給退... 08/06 13:39
weilve:貨到付款,真的是一絕!! 這推文太有梗了!! 08/06 14:01
getout2007:哈哈哈 超迅速XDDDD 08/06 14:18
hazel0805:太誇張了 哈哈哈 還好他老爸心臟夠強 08/06 14:22
sanelien:朝聖!!!貨到付款太讚了!XDD瞬間當阿公XDDDD 08/06 14:36
e1q3z9c7:應該是懷第二個吧 08/06 14:48
chengweirh:.............. 08/06 14:52
shinmoner:可能要驗個DNA? 08/06 15:01
shinmoner:可能要驗個DNA? 08/06 15:03
towelll:看完原文就邊笑邊想一秒變阿公 果真推文就出現了XDDDDDD 08/06 15:10
PolarK:貨到付款XDDDDDD 08/06 15:15
kaihung:貨到付款XDDDD 08/06 15:19
godispower:XDXDXD 08/06 15:20
olivia1124:太誇張了吧!!! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/06 15:25
nixing:多想三秒鐘,可以當阿公! 08/06 15:32
edison10927:推貨到付款!!! 08/06 15:42
heerowei0802:貨到付款XDDDDDDD 08/06 15:42
XiaoV:貨到付款戳中我笑點XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/06 15:43
shan1209:哈哈哈哈哈 靠 太好笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/06 16:15
windhsu:有笑點 08/06 16:15
kenneth317:睡個覺起來變阿公 會不會打自己2巴掌以為在作夢 08/06 16:26
dreamaki:XDDDDDDDDD 08/06 16:27
ariesjiujk:XD 08/06 16:40
z3728:推貨到付款XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/06 16:44
sopi:朝聖 08/06 16:45
hugochen:推貨到付款XD 08/06 16:59
edllin:貨到付款好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/06 17:13
wuj:貨到付款 超好笑的阿XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/06 17:23
krachchiu:貨到付款超好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/06 17:24
kiki41052:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/06 18:14
shyuanyiing:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/06 18:16
fghj142:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/06 18:36
anarch:有人注意到RoyEdo大大的推文嬤? 08/06 18:40
a5544331:RoyEdo:你真的PO了XDDDD但你寫得好好喔可惡XDDDDD 08/06 18:48
b00668880:R大是苦主? 還笑的出來喔... 08/06 19:25
wsx456:推 kick:兒子:爸,我的那一個在肚子裡。 08/06 19:31
zerothin:現成阿公? 08/06 19:36
evelyn055:R大應該是講故事給原PO聽的那位朋友 08/06 19:40
youknew:空降金孫XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/06 20:15
boykk:乾 我笑翻了~XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/06 20:23
maymay5566:貨到付款 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/06 20:28
arrakis:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/06 20:36
Arlen7119:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/06 20:40
slimasai:那有七天鑑賞期嗎 08/06 20:42
bagno:應該不是親生的,不然剛懷上就應該要面對了;小孩都出來了才 08/06 20:44
bagno:突然覺悟要跟父母坦承太怪了;應該只是編個理由讓父母同意這 08/06 20:46
bagno:娶這個女生,怕女生帶了拖油瓶讓爸媽不同意這門婚事 08/06 20:47
tecreo:推....貨到付款 08/06 20:49
fly74:...ba的劇情...好哀桑...不知道是不是真的這樣 @_@ 08/06 20:55
realmiddle:一大早起來,還不知道今天自己會當阿公 08/06 21:16
Buhler:噗!!!XDDDD 08/06 21:21
ocalien0219:十月懷胎到哪去了!!!!!XDDD 08/06 21:36
pc610026:遙控器不小心按到Skip 08/06 21:43
gametv:貨到付款 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/06 21:57
gdi2000520:貨到付款 哈哈哈 太好笑了!!!!!!! 08/06 22:01
a4567803:貨到付款XD 08/06 22:01
tornadodoyle:笑死我XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/06 22:06
Alan1988:您好~這是您的孫子,請簽收 08/06 22:15
wowkg21:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/06 23:12
stoorz:幹這好賤囧囧囧囧囧囧 08/06 23:31
catshouse:哈哈哈XD從FB趕過來XDDD 08/06 23:34
chirchen:哈哈哈 笑死 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/06 23:54
RoyEdo:我只是一同聽到這故事的友人之一啦=V= 08/06 23:59
tracyb860627:推貨到付款XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/07 00:06
LovelyJeremy:XXXXXXXD 08/07 00:08
ero7728:貨到付款 一覺起來轉職成功XDD 08/07 00:21
imR:XD 08/07 01:04
larumi:貨到付款XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/07 01:35
wontinhang:太勁爆了XDDDD 08/07 01:58
xavier5032:一覺醒來就發現當阿公 08/07 02:21
ab9036:都skip了...... 08/07 03:05
ethan323:XDDDDDDDDD 08/07 04:25
accjm2440:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/07 04:26
t0417917:[超幹]睡個午覺起來就當阿公了 08/07 05:43
silaqui:XDDDDDD 08/07 05:59
godprotoss:大笑!XDDDDDDDD 08/07 10:38
wcshiu:爸我在這裡_/ 08/07 11:20
ligopa:超展開 阿公的心臟夠力 08/07 13:45
liyingwang:......................一秒鐘變阿公................. 08/07 14:35
fang78:貨到付款XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/07 15:32
originsfish:貨到付款...XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/07 17:41
neptune0299:真是太靠北的貨到付款 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/07 17:56
eric210:一秒變阿公 08/07 20:03
lemonpoison:超扯!!!!馬上含飴弄孫!! 08/07 20:26
Tamama56:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/07 22:57
asami:一秒變阿公XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/07 23:40
diesnow:這種父親節禮物wwwww 08/07 23:50
HADILEN:貨到付款XDDDDDDDDDDD 08/08 00:29
summeruse:太展開完全沒想到!!!!!!!!!!!!! 08/08 01:14
piggreat:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/08 12:40
bob84472006:呵呵強迫中獎 08/08 20:14
sunmoon1010:一秒變阿公XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/08 20:22
azuregni:推貨到付款 一秒變阿公 真的大展開~! 08/08 21:14
Lunachen:一秒鐘變阿公XD 08/08 23:43
nrevols:哇哈哈哈哈 推文也太好笑 XDDDDD 08/09 03:13
vivame:XDD 08/09 11:12
JackLinLin:貨到付款 XD 08/09 16:27
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