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話說上帝是個很喜歡吃生魚片的人,喔不說錯了,是神。 他的廚子每天都要為他精心準備好吃的沾醬配合生魚片吃, 但是不管如何精心的調配,上帝還是最喜歡吃醬油沾芥末的原始風味。 但為了不讓上帝每天吃得厭煩, 廚子跟上帝設計了一套一星期的行程, 星期一到日都有不同的沾醬風味,而其中,星期日就是上帝最期待的芥末日。 今天,星期日到了,廚子卻搞錯了,忘記今天是芥末日, 竟捧上有淡淡柚香的柚子醬油給上帝。 上帝非常生氣,他等了一星期才等到芥末日的到來, 於是發脾氣對著廚子大吼: 「今天是芥末日啦!是芥末日啦!」 然後世界就滅亡了。 -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 203.67.101.26
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