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一日上國文課,老師說:「以後上網發言不要再隨便自稱『筆者』,因為現在根本沒有人 再用原子筆寫字。」 學生反問:「那要怎樣稱呼才對?」 老師說:「鍵人。」 學生接著問:「那常常用電腦滑鼠的人,該怎麼稱呼?」 老師:「叫『鼠輩』。」 學生又問:「那智慧型手機都用觸控式,又沒有鍵盤,那又要怎樣稱呼?」 老師說:「叫『觸生』。」 -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc), 來自: 140.113.122.156 ※ 文章網址: http://www.ptt.cc/bbs/joke/M.1397752976.A.5B7.html
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vladmir:1樓XD 04/18 00:56
mjnaoki:1F太強大了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/18 00:57
satoranbo:1F啊XDDDDDDD 04/18 00:58
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CFfisher:一樓GJ XDDD 04/18 01:02
parkerchiang:一樓一定暗戀馬英九XDDDD 04/18 01:04
majanliu:馬迷無誤 04/18 01:05
lantan:1F太猛了 04/18 01:08
mmbbb:太猛了!集大成者非《金馬英九》莫屬 04/18 01:10
ritaerythema:一樓!! 04/18 01:12
wl2340167:反詐騙 推一樓 04/18 01:14
god060119:一樓是3位一体嗎 04/18 01:16
smelly:1F GJ 04/18 01:16
FY4:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/18 01:20
et633:1F XDDDDDDD 04/18 01:22
otakuwill:1F詮釋的好完美阿… 04/18 01:23
a127:一樓太神啦!!! 04/18 01:24
CHojo:推一樓wwwww 04/18 01:25
stussy:太神啦 04/18 01:28
SuperPenguin:推一樓 04/18 01:30
ciphero:XD 04/18 01:32
leaven: 04/18 01:43
jason830301:1樓神推 救了這篇 04/18 01:43
kanzerbee:1F應該要拿總統獎 04/18 01:44
ray1286:1FXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/18 01:47
SmilingMan:看到一樓推文...我雙膝一軟 04/18 01:49
heartbeak:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/18 01:53
pierre6957:1F要準備收小禮物了嗎 04/18 01:55
zzxx1322:1f GJ 04/18 01:56
hank11235813:XD 04/18 02:00
DoraShort:一樓小心查水錶... 04/18 02:01
jyrpg:太強了XDDDD 04/18 02:01
gn005066:1F XDDDD 04/18 02:10
hyjoly:XDDDD 04/18 02:11
uhmeiouramu:1FFFFFFFFFFF XD 04/18 02:17
avrilyami:這是暗樁壓!!!!!!!!!! 04/18 02:18
noah0972835:XD 04/18 02:23
HaHaNice:XDDD 一樓太神 ... 04/18 02:24
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nyyankee:1F XDDDDDDDDDD 04/18 02:28
hot96307:1F 太神啦 04/18 02:28
angel0328:1F ... 04/18 02:32
kerlakerla:1F完美詮釋XDDDDD 04/18 02:32
lyrelyre:鈔機八XDDD 04/18 02:33
yee810196:推1F XD 04/18 02:44
s92228:於是 一篇趨於完美的joke文就在今天凌晨誕生 04/18 02:44
leelinda321:一樓XDDD 04/18 02:50
NICEGOGO:原文已經很好笑了,1F畫龍點睛 04/18 02:50
c8xji:本來想到說op,看到一樓跪了 04/18 02:51
ar109982:一樓!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 04/18 02:56
Hydia:1F 完美詮釋 04/18 02:56
gp500adsl:XD 04/18 02:58
orfan:幹看到1F就跪了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/18 03:01
DTowl:不得不推一樓了XD 04/18 03:03
shien807548:1F........... 04/18 03:04
thebluestar:您好 查水表 04/18 03:05
realfade:1樓太神啦 04/18 03:05
craig100:這笑話三年前就聽過了 但一樓加分XDDDD 04/18 03:09
new970:只好推了 04/18 03:09
lasts:一樓粉絲喔XDDDDDDD 04/18 03:14
Minecraft:https://disp.cc/b/115-4GaC 請跟他結拜謝謝 04/18 03:14
a1030400:1樓有你的快遞喔~ 開門簽收一下 04/18 03:15
zero50147:一樓超神 04/18 03:32
elite3010:強XDDD 04/18 03:53
dandewalk:XDDD 04/18 04:03
LoveBea:XD 04/18 04:21
LeonardoChen:1F XD 04/18 04:30
stfang925:這篇會爆 04/18 04:31
ILPHYS:太猛了XDDDDDDD 04/18 04:34
totohoho:1F小馬哥粉絲XDDDD 04/18 04:36
storge:http://imgur.com/a/fJIlN 04/18 04:48
wdjung:1FXD 三位一體阿 04/18 05:10
orzloveorz: 04/18 05:33
imasli:1F!!!! 04/18 05:50
potter1529:......... 04/18 05:51
seedman:XD 04/18 05:57
chachameow:噓一樓 04/18 05:57
ylo:1樓神救援XDDD 04/18 06:01
nakinight:1F超猛ㄟ 04/18 06:45
Twopoint2:一樓要被查水表惹 04/18 06:47
q13461346:XDDDDDDDD 04/18 06:54
gungunit:我完全懂了XDDD 謝謝1F 04/18 07:19
WTF5566:xddddd 不自殺聲明哩? 04/18 07:24
boss4853boss:原文精彩 一樓配合原文做了完美的註解XD 04/18 07:29
glion:一樓神支援XDD 04/18 07:45
tyntseng:神一樓XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/18 07:47
AABB55202:超好笑wwwwwwwww 04/18 07:49
kwinner:奇怪 op文怎麼這麼多推 神一樓 04/18 07:50
wurara22:一樓的不自殺聲明要準備好阿! 04/18 07:51
houna:XDDDD 04/18 08:01
zzodkdllich: 04/18 08:03
Infernity:...1F 04/18 08:10
AAPL:1F 04/18 08:13
OolightoO:完美配合 04/18 08:15
headiron:1F 04/18 08:23
MainXI:1樓你淫了 04/18 08:24
amtomy8:1F 04/18 08:25
roger1976:一樓跟原po有串通唷XD 04/18 08:26
Zeroyeu:神回覆!!!! 04/18 08:27
pljck:XD 04/18 08:28
weisla:神回復 04/18 08:28
gdgy:1樓是本人嗎? 04/18 08:28
pcm60705:太強了!! 04/18 08:29
korsg:1F你保重 方丈為人很小心眼的 看看那個王院長 04/18 08:34
korsg:說不定等等你家就會有人來查水表了 04/18 08:34
wolfking623:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/18 08:37
DOYDOY:XDDDDDD 04/18 08:38
pa7711201:1F根本粉絲吧!XDDDD 04/18 08:42
buttersausag:1F神支援 04/18 08:42
nvalue:小禮物 GET!! 04/18 08:43
ryankkk:1F 太強了 04/18 08:48
bala73:推一樓XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/18 08:49
cloudin:..................... 04/18 08:49
jet113102:一樓小心查水表XD 04/18 08:51
kyhkyh:1F 04/18 08:55
heroyves:一樓你不要那麼專業好不好 XDD 04/18 08:56
hchs31705:XDDD 04/18 08:57
wwa928:一樓絕對暗戀馬英九 04/18 08:57
wctaiwan:只能推了 04/18 08:58
oglms:一早起來看到原文氣炸了,看到1樓笑翻了XD 04/18 09:05
chidd:歡樂百分百XD8分鐘完成神救援 04/18 09:10
StarChou:一樓開門 查水表 04/18 09:10
crosstime:一樓要被查水表了 04/18 09:20
Bananab2uty:笑到不行ww 04/18 09:21
xiaohao:推 04/18 09:26
OAisme:一樓神回覆 04/18 09:27
yuanpower:一樓給出完美詮釋的代表人物阿!!! 04/18 09:28
nickkegg:XDD 1F完美詮釋啊 04/18 09:28
bluesofsky:看到一樓跪下了 04/18 09:29
pig726:一樓 太神啦! 04/18 09:33
Tmythic:原文看過了...可是一樓XDDDD 04/18 09:36
fetoyeh:一樓 XDDDDDD 04/18 09:41
alicelee1218:1樓XDDDDDDDDD 04/18 09:42
lin29546748:根本推爆一樓 04/18 09:42
backid:1F你還好吧 XDDDDDDD 04/18 09:42
icou:coolboychiu你好,查水表~~ 04/18 09:43
jason00809:神回覆!! 04/18 09:43
goodjimmy:一樓超專業的 04/18 09:44
jason700t:1樓專業神婊XDD! 04/18 09:45
harrishu:一樓XDDDDDDDD 04/18 09:47
LABOYS:重點是:你為什麼能瞬間找出這些圖 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/18 09:50
fetoyeh:這三張圖早就準備好了吧 XD 04/18 09:52
iori9100:紅明顯 看不到圖片 只有大陸的網站 圖片是? 04/18 09:56
cvbn7910:推一樓,三個願望一次滿足啊!!!!! 04/18 10:01
powerword:XDDDDDDD小心查水表阿 04/18 10:02
wolfking623:三位一體 04/18 10:07
sorcxnegi:一樓太神啦XDDDDD 04/18 10:12
seong321:一樓太強 04/18 10:26
BYLAME:1樓太專業了 04/18 10:30
superbabyer:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/18 10:32
lucifer19:1F太專業了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/18 10:32
yef7591:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/18 10:36
wensly123:1F xDDDDDD 04/18 10:40
eggimage:原文也很好笑 大家不要只顧著一樓啊XD 04/18 10:47
Oxhorn:一樓你自己說 蒐集多少張他的照片了 04/18 10:49
gunnypeace:朝聖 04/18 10:50
carlos101:太神啦 一樓! 04/18 10:54
Beetch:一樓 樓下查水錶喔 04/18 10:54
s3032526:XDDDD 04/18 10:57
ps3sogood:一樓神救援 04/18 10:57
godegeasscc:推一樓~ 04/18 11:09
klaykao:1F godlike 04/18 11:11
ahhiyo:這笑話老梗 不過推一樓 04/18 11:15
xDENNISx:專業騜迷阿XD 04/18 11:19
qkonno:1F. XDDDD 04/18 11:30
bgt7749:1樓救援 04/18 11:35
samchad:我媽問我怎麼跪在電腦前面 04/18 11:37
imac100:XDDDD 04/18 11:39
mitsurino:跪了 04/18 11:39
jaupvm0:神1樓阿XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/18 11:39
imac100:1F你等很久了齁 04/18 11:39
wwa928:真的...一樓還特地去找那些圖片勒XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/18 11:40
sorryfly:一樓無縫支援 GJ!! 04/18 11:41
Shadow1989:要收洨裡物了 04/18 11:41
gfneo:1F根本死忠馬迷 04/18 11:43
jpai:ha 04/18 11:45
qwaqwa2007:1F你忍多久了? 04/18 11:47
hsgreent:1F死忠馬迷 04/18 11:50
ytcstevenn:1FXDDDDDDDDDD 04/18 11:56
e761031:1F神回XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/18 11:57
VoyagerKid:跪著推一樓補充 04/18 12:04
carzychen:1樓大神阿!!!!!!! 04/18 12:05
rjhih:1F 我跪你了 04/18 12:07
waqw:XDDDDDDDD 04/18 12:08
s10130554:跪1f 04/18 12:10
ruby31416:XDDDD 04/18 12:10
microsoft63:一樓XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/18 12:12
lishen512095:一樓神XDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/18 12:13
nckuc:推推推 04/18 12:19
kent0398:養圖千日 04/18 12:22
z8523864:一樓 太神啦 04/18 12:25
xd830807:我還想說這老梗怎麼會爆XDDDDDD 04/18 12:26
shadeel:這篇是原PO和一樓串通好的吧 XDDDDDDDDDDD 04/18 12:33
after1:原文不錯. 1F更靠杯XD 04/18 12:34
kiri0820:娘子!快出來看上帝啊!! 04/18 12:37
newtypeL9:1F神支援XDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/18 12:38
juncat:一樓你是早就準備好了吧XDDDDDD 04/18 12:39
owlman:1F 不自殺聲明呢XDDDDDDDDD 04/18 12:40
perdidos:1樓粉屍無誤xd 04/18 12:42
nomorepipe:一樓神救援 04/18 12:45
rick9321:有神快拜 04/18 12:47
lunarman:神救援 04/18 12:47
damn7:太神啦!~ 04/18 12:49
awaken:1F GJ 04/18 12:49
hate56:超裱的哈哈 04/18 12:54
tp950016:1F XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/18 13:04
wml92155:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/18 13:06
pttchips:一樓你是真龍轉世? 04/18 13:11
WhyThe:超強啦一樓XDDDD 04/18 13:13
Sunnyfu:朝聖推 04/18 13:13
night011:1F XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/18 13:20
srxrrr:雙膝一軟.... 04/18 13:20
bengowa:一樓幾霸婚XDDDDDDDDDD 04/18 13:24
a22122212:幹靠杯喔XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/18 13:26
Asucks:一樓完全正確啊啊啊啊啊!!!!! 04/18 13:28
JHC0521:不能不推啊XD 04/18 13:29
david28941:1F XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/18 13:30
tikowm:一樓有你的掛號喔 04/18 13:31
ra21844:1F超神 04/18 13:32
sos01030:1F神救援阿 04/18 13:34
sbreezer:1樓趕快發表不自殺宣言啊啊啊啊!!!!! 04/18 13:36
jijiyyder:乾XDD 一樓馬粉 04/18 13:37
XDXDXDXDDDD:壞壞 04/18 13:39
festao:XDDDDD 04/18 13:42
goldman0204:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/18 13:54
veryGY:太好笑了 04/18 13:58
jamielo:1F請接受我一拜OTL 04/18 14:17
alasdair:XD 04/18 14:21
pkou0125:1F太神啦!!! 04/18 14:22
ep255078:推1樓 04/18 14:27
ru04j4:我媽問我為什麼跪著看手機 04/18 14:34
ikai99:1F太強了 04/18 14:38
NewPoliceman:1F XDD 04/18 14:39
kwing:XDDDDD 04/18 14:39
quen6788:XDDDDDDDDD 04/18 14:43
inyi:1F 有圖有真相 推!! 04/18 14:46
AROOBA:一樓神救援啊!!!!!!! 04/18 14:55
heerowei0802:這就是所謂的有圖有真相XDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/18 14:59
souregg:推一樓 04/18 15:06
lovend:1F神救援! 04/18 15:35
steven4314:1f 叮咚 你好水電工 04/18 15:36
j111480:一樓XDDDDDDD 04/18 15:37
cyuanyou:一樓神推!! 04/18 15:44
dennyx:1F XD 04/18 15:44
grimmi:大推薦人鼠輩畜生 1F大大舉例明確真實令人一目了然 04/18 15:46
miffy83724:只能推了 看到一樓膝蓋一軟 04/18 15:48
Spade:一樓洩漏國家機密XD 04/18 15:50
STi2011:1F保重 我們會想你 04/18 15:50
themotto:朝聖推XD 04/18 15:54
saxm:1F神 04/18 15:58
saxm:1樓能先附不自殺申明嗎 我怕明天就去查水表了 04/18 16:02
rickcoo:1F Good Job 04/18 16:03
x335892:1樓神回覆 04/18 16:10
lllibraaa:有圖有真相 中肯文必推 04/18 16:13
QmaoDan:一樓拯救世界wwww 04/18 16:13
walktosee:朝聖一樓~ 04/18 16:14
tin1065:大推1F !!! 完美詮釋XD 04/18 16:17
LanCliff:1F 第一張點開就開始跪了...神推 04/18 16:28
oQoQoQoQoQoQ:此id必噓 還要被救援 真丟臉 04/18 16:32
倘若是別人對我人身攻擊那無所謂,但如果是您的話,我不會接受人身攻擊。另外您現在 曉得永春高中在哪裡了嗎?需不需要我再替您介紹一下永春高中?
Soreio:1f神推 04/18 16:36
Imhuang:1F神圖! 04/18 16:42
weiyun031810:推一樓 04/18 16:51
ILinK:狂推一樓啊!!! 04/18 16:54
n0029480300:朝聖推XD一樓真是讓我豁然開朗 04/18 16:58
halo3dark:太猛啦!!!!!! 04/18 17:05
charlie0531:XDDD 04/18 17:10
mingplus:??? 04/18 17:10
madeinwind:我還在想op怎麼會爆 原來一樓有神XDDD 04/18 17:21
iceeric2:抓到了!!! 一樓馬迷 04/18 17:23
tovshang:XDDDDDDDDDD 04/18 17:24
john950146:1F等很久了齁 04/18 17:41
o07608:一樓金靠北XDDDDDDD 04/18 17:52
zukidelko:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/18 17:53
bestduck:1F專業啊~~~ 04/18 18:09
ahinetn123:靠北 XD 04/18 18:13
kyo1760:1F超強 04/18 18:26
lolucky531:一樓XDDDDD 04/18 18:31
a31670323:1樓!!!!!! 04/18 18:37
maple1003:這年頭一樓越來越神了!!! 04/18 18:39
huw12313212:一樓XDD 04/18 18:46
h000ybc40:一樓那麼專業要其他人怎麼辦啦XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/18 18:55
x5553434:1F哈哈哈哈哈XDD 04/18 19:09
AParts:推一樓 04/18 19:10
kerbi:1F你不要這麼專業好不好XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/18 19:14
ella7198:joke樓專業XDDDDD 04/18 19:28
keny80206:圖文並茂 04/18 19:30
Lifz:一樓為啥這麼專業XDDDD 04/18 19:45
bug914:神一樓=..= 04/18 19:53
a590743:1樓強者我同學! 04/18 20:01
winner27:1F也太專業 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/18 20:35
LPisBig:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/18 20:42
netio:1FXDDDDDDDD 04/18 20:55
qxpbyd:一樓你等多久了 04/18 21:01
pio:朝聖 04/18 21:15
math79:朝聖推 04/18 21:17
mico409:1F根本是分身吧~ 04/18 21:23
katsyuan:推1f 04/18 21:25
Dick2:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/18 21:30
ICpo:1樓有人來查水錶喔! 04/18 21:37
baby5731:1f讚 04/18 21:40
wadeginobili:向1F朝聖! 04/18 21:42
yijing0730:一樓神回覆 04/18 21:43
embezzle:1樓太強 04/18 21:46
Hykjs:這三位一體!! 04/18 21:49
jj920408:朝聖推XDDD 04/18 21:52
leemt:http://0rz.tw/R83Iz 04/18 21:54
rockroddick:1F神推 04/18 22:30
tako0988:哈哈 04/18 22:41
a8347x15:1F太讚啦XDDD 04/18 22:58
tonyhsu0822:原PO舉球 1F跳起離地三米扣殺!! 04/18 23:06
manazs:一樓你知道的太多了XD 04/18 23:08
burnie:哈哈哈哈 04/18 23:22
sweet2624:一樓XDDDDDD 04/18 23:33
piloliq:1F可不可以不要這麼專業 04/18 23:33
andypig04:1F 也太強大XDDDDD 04/18 23:34
※ 編輯: AAAC (140.113.122.155), 04/18/2014 23:41:21
jerrychen26:點開圖片笑死XD 一樓神救援 04/18 23:48
cluss:跪推! 04/18 23:59
loveariel:果然是超級粉絲 XD 04/19 00:00
evilture:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/19 00:18
pchome282000:XDDDDD神 04/19 00:22
alentek:一樓串通好的吧 04/19 00:25
r30385:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/19 00:39
rock0077:1f 04/19 01:13
evan5961911:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/19 01:41
trtc:一樓你等很久了吼 04/19 02:17
chou:1F太神了............... 04/19 02:27
chienshih:1樓神救援 04/19 02:38
ken10151899:有文有圖 我懂了 謝一樓 04/19 05:14
costello:一樓好強 XDDDD 04/19 05:18
skbike:1f 04/19 08:09
lemonpoison:推 04/19 11:48
wiuSUNIT:去你媽的 我快笑死 04/19 12:14
xiaomi3:1F太神 04/19 12:51
ms0550834:1F好強啊啊啊XDDDDDD 04/19 15:25
rbgspydm:1F超強 04/19 15:52
HiddenGuy:1F神支援 04/19 17:00
jack25328:推高高~ 04/19 20:07
fanuc:1F靠杯阿XDDD 04/19 20:43
abc53:XDDDDDDDDDDD 04/19 21:08
GreenMaple:看原po的排版應該是鍵人喔 xdd 04/19 21:40
pillmedicine:哈哈 04/19 22:48
Vert1300533:一樓... 04/19 23:53
king22649:1F XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/20 01:35
BBBBBBBB:一樓XD 04/20 02:25
blackear:想說這老笑話怎麼這麼多推....原來是神一樓 04/20 03:33
NightMoon33:神1樓XDDDDDDDD 04/20 14:10
andante72:XDDDDD 04/20 16:24
hyzer:推 04/20 19:45
nisaliet:一樓XDDDD 04/20 23:56
zscrew:1F太專業了!! 04/21 20:47
danteuk:一樓XDDDDDDD 04/21 22:53
user1120:推 04/22 10:15
cbate:老哏笑話 04/22 20:42
QIIQ:111111111111111111111111111 04/22 22:00
SPF50:神1F 04/23 02:18
gk2885821:於是老笑話找到了他的新詮釋方法 04/23 11:12