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※ [本文轉錄自 StupidClown 看板] 作者: love24h7days (好想變成西瓜) 看板: StupidClown 標題: [恍神] 同學,你哪間學校的? 時間: Mon Mar 22 19:22:42 2010 我在國軍online的時候, 聽長官說過這個故事, 剛剛搜尋了一下應該沒有op, --------------------------------------- 長官他在讀軍校的時候, 同學休假常常邀約一起去打網咖, 當時軍校明令禁止軍校生出入[不正當場所], 不准去學校周邊的網咖, 某個網咖的假日下午, 老闆突然從一樓衝上來二樓, 大喊說[你們長官過來抓人啦!!] 二樓一片慌亂, 一堆軍校生想跑又沒地方跑, 素有急智的一個學長, 出來穩定軍心, 說[別怕!!我們又沒穿制服,只是頭髮比較短,全校幾千個學生我就不信他們全認得!!] 大家一想也對, 於是擬定策略, 就態若自然!!來個一問三不知!裝作是外校的學生!! 所有人重新坐下繼續打怪練功, 偷瞄兩個長官慢慢的從樓梯口出現, 長官上來慢慢的晃了一圈, 氣氛也越來越凝重, 長官突然把手搭在一個人肩上, 說:[同學,你是不是XX官校的?] 只看這位同學, 裝作一臉屌樣滿臉不甩的回答 [報告,不是!! ] -- 主啊!求祢看顧`保守我們的腳步, 使我們不致偏離祢的路,阿們! 另外,如果祢來過的話, 記得在留言版留言,順便留下祢的網址, 我也會去看祢的網誌`替祢衝人氣的!!阿們!! http://www.wretch.cc/blog/love24h7days -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 218.172.217.133
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judges:報告XD 03/22 19:25
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heat1123:說"報告"不能算是在揶揄長官嗎?我是外校生我也會加報告耶 03/22 19:46
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scafi:報告 我笑了XDD 03/23 01:09
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