作者mercadian (無聊ㄉ大學生...)
看板NaS-02-02
標題[轉錄][Kuso]三字經英文版
時間Mon May 12 00:33:36 2003
※ [本文轉錄自 joke 看板]
作者: haudai (皓呆) 看板: joke
標題: [Kuso]三字經英文版
時間: Mon May 12 00:10:27 2003
人之初-英文版
人之初:Atthebeginingoflife.
性本善:Sexisgood.
性相近:Basically,allthesexaresame.
習相遠:Butitdependsonhowthewayyoudoit.
苟不教:Ifyoudonotpractiseallthetime.
性乃遷:Sexwillleaveyou..
教之道:Thewayoflearningit
貴以專:isveryimportanttomakelovewithonlyoneperson.
昔孟母:Onceagreatmother,MrsMeng
擇鄰處:choseherneighbourtoavoidbadsexinfluence.
子不學:Ifyoudon'tstudyhard,
斷機杼:YourDickwillbecomeuseless.
竇燕山:Dou,theFamous
有義方:ownedaveryeffectiveexcitingmedicine
教五子:Allhisfivesontookit
名俱揚:andtheirsexualabilitywerewell-kown.
養不教:Ifyourchildrendon'tknowhowtodoit,
父之過:Itisallyourfault.
教不嚴:Iftheyhadlotsofproblemswithit,
師之惰:theirteachermustbetoolazytotellthemdetailsonsex.
子不學:Youmayrefusetostudythis
非所宜:butthatisarealmistake
幼不學:Ifyoudon'tlearnitinchildhood,
老何為:youwillloseyourabilitywhenaged
玉不琢:Ifyoudon'texerciseyourdick,
不成器:Itwon'tbecomehardandstrong.
人不學:Ifyoudon'tlearnsex,
不知義:Youcanbynomeansenjoyitssweetness
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