[轉錄]Re: [外電] Ben Sheets Injured In Spring Trainin …

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標題: Re: [外電] Ben Sheets Injured In Spring Trainin …
時間: Sun Feb 21 12:50:55 2010


簡單的翻譯一下

※ 引述《soilstone (imk)》之銘言：
: Ben Sheets Injured In Spring Training Already [Satire] by Christopher Chavez
: Christopher Chavez Correspondent
: Correspondent Written on February 19, 2010
: (出處： http://tinyurl.com/ydbop38 )
: In a stunning turn of events, Athletic's pitcher Ben Sheets has already
: managed to find a way to injure himself. Ben Sheets was ecstatic about
: joining his new ball-club and getting things started in Spring Training. He
: was hoping to get off on the right foot, but he literally didn't.

令人震驚的消息:扁食在春訓之前又把自己弄受傷了

: A's outfielder Coco Crisp decided to report to Spring Training early also
: this year. Reports state that, on the bus ride to the A's spring training
: facility, Ben Sheets was cracking jokes about the new A's outfielder. Crisp
: was not taking the jokes too lightly and decided to take matters into his own
: hands.

拳王Crisp今年也提早向春訓營報到。根據記者的說法，在前往春訓基地的途中，扁食正在
對這位新綠帽外野手開玩笑，而拳王決定要反殺他

: As Sheets was getting off of the bus, Crisp decides to trip him in front of
: the other players reporting early. Sheets hit the ground hard and needed
: medical assistance to get back up.

當扁食下車時，拳王決定把扁食絆倒－扁食需要醫療幫助才站起來(不確定to get back
up是不是這樣翻)－現在扁食變成瘸王了

: When asked what occurred, Sheets said he might have been tripped by Crisp on
: his way out. Crisp flat out denies the allegations and says, "Ben must've
: tripped on his shoelaces while exiting the bus. I had nothing to do with the
: accident."

當被問到這件事實，扁食說他應該是被拳王給絆倒的－而Crisp斷然否認"我啥事也沒幹，
扁一定是被鞋帶給絆倒了"

: Crisp's story seems unlikely because Sheets was wearing Crocs while on the
: bus. The A's have not made an announcement as to what the punishment for
: Crisp would be if he is discovered to be the culprit of the problem.

拳王的故事似乎不太可信－因為扁食在巴士上穿的是布希鞋。綠帽也沒有宣布如果拳王
就是這件事的主謀，他會受到什麼樣的懲罰

: A's manager Bob Geren said, "We are hoping Sheets' injury is not too serious.
: The team is very excited to have him, and we are expecting him to make great
: contributions to this team's success in 2010. An injury like this could
: derail us, but we are hoping that he can come out strong in the end."
: The team's doctor said that it looks like Sheets might have broken his foot
: on the fall and bruised his knee. The timetable for his return to the mound
: has not been given, but Sheets will be throwing off flat ground in a week or
: two.

綠帽GM場面話+隊醫說法，扁食將會在一兩個星期後展開平地練投

: "I'm fine. The foot may be broken, but I can still pitch through it. I don't
: feel the pain at all. If an old guy like Curt Schilling could pitch a
: postseason game with a bleeding ankle, I can definitely pitch an entire
: season with a broken foot," said Sheets as he grimaced in pain, but tried to
: cover it up with laughter.

"還好，我倒腳怪怪的，但我還是可以丟，我一點都不會痛。如過像席林姐那種老人都可
以在季後賽搞血襪，我也可以用斷掉的腳投一整個球季"扁食如是說，不過在她說話的同
時，他嘗試用笑容來掩飾因痛苦而扭曲的臉。

: Ben Sheets' injury could have a big impact on the A's pitching staff. The
: team had great expectations when they signed him, and they hope that he
: performs up to those expectations when he pitches...broken foot or no broken
: foot.

扁食的受傷對綠帽而言是一種重擊，綠帽帽對於簽下他實有很高的期待，也希望他能投出
高有成績－管他是不是瘸王



拳王vs瘸王?
糾~竟，這兩個人，會不會彼此結下樑子呢?

PS:2/24快到了，好可怕啊Zzz


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2.防守達人
3.外野三個位置都能守
4.左右開弓

a player with postseason experience? a player with postseason experience????

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推 toya123:拳王：扁食想搶我的風頭  哼哼!!
推 xdd1524:...
推 skyhsl:因為扁食在巴士上穿的是布希鞋 ←XD
推 fivetobacco:玩笑開大了
推 darksign:這篇文章本身就是個玩笑。
推 jerk0201:借轉綠帽板 感謝
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推 umin:總版上一篇(原文)有提到，該文章有Satire(諷刺)的字樣
→ umin:原文章底下回應也提到這樣拿扁食作文章並不好笑...
推 bounds:萬一扁食這樣重傷，拳王就完蛋了...
→ umin:除"此"之外，並無正式外電報導。大家應可先不用擔心 看看就好
推 ThomasHSNU:沒事啦 他昨天還有bullpen session