可能有人看過了吧，可是我覺得頗有趣:P
發信人: minipiggy.bbs@bbs.yuntech.edu.tw (迷你豬), 看板: English
標 題: [轉貼](笑話)TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES
發信站: 雲林科技大學藍天使 BBS (Fri Feb 2 20:00:23 2001)
轉信站: Palmarama!news.ntu!freebsd.ntu!ctu-peer!ctu-gate!news.nctu!news.ccu!new
> >TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES
> >
> >
> >Dear Tech Support:
> >
> >Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and
> >noticed that the
> >new program began making unexpected changes to the
> >accounting modules,
> >limiting access to flower and jewelry applications that had
> >operated
> >flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0
> >uninstalled many
> >other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.9 but installed
> >undesirable
> >programs such as NFL 5.0 and NBA 3.0. Conversation 8.0 no
> >longer runs and
> >HouseCleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried
> >running Nagging 5.3
> >to fix these problems, but to no avail.
> >
> >--Desperate
> >
> >***
> >
> >Dear Desperate,
> >
> >Keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package,
> >while Husband 1.0
> >is an operating system. Try to enter the command: C:/ I
> >THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME
> >and install Tears 6.2. Husband 1.0 should then automatically
> >run the
> >applications: Guilty 3.0 and Flowers 7.0. But remember,
> >overuse can cause
> >Husband 1.0 to default to GrumpySilence 2.5, Happyhour 7.0
> >or Beer 6.1.
> >
> >Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will create "Snoring
> >Loudly" wave files.
> >DO NOT install MotherInLaw 1.0 or reinstall another
> >Boyfriend program. These
> >are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
> >
> >In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have
> >limited memory
> >and cannot learn new applications quickly. Consider buying
> >additional
> >software to improve performance. I personally recommend
> >HotFood 3.0 and
> >Lingerie 5.3.
> >
> >Tech Support
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我沒辦法說清楚，而且也不想說明。
所以請不要再多問我了。
你如果自己親眼看見也會明白。
而且對一個沒有實際看見的人說明也是不可能的。