2003-01-13 Question (64 of 254)
QUESTION
why can't you just answer a question instead of trying to be a clever
dumbdick with every response? (like the one this one will receive)
great band though diego
ANSWER
It's my ball, and if I can't play with it I'm going home.
2003-01-13 Question (63 of 254)
QUESTION
my school principal has a large stick shoved up his backside.
what are some authority figures that you hate? He works at MTHS
ANSWER
Don't blame me! I've never even seen that stick before.
2003-01-13 Question (62 of 254)
QUESTION
Do you smoke ? Probably, you do, but have you ever tried to quit smoking ?
janka
ANSWER
I used to smoke – I quit five-ish years ago. Now I run twenty miles a week,
and I have nipples as hard as steel.
2003-01-14 Question (61 of 254)
QUESTION
Tell us something about yourself that no-one really knows? A special skill,
a super power, an astounding anecdote. Go on, fry our brains. Jerome
ANSWER
I used to sleep walk. I woke up once in Colchester town center wearing only
a tee-shirt and underpants. I also woke up on a train. It scared
the life out of me.
2003-01-14 Question (60 of 254)
QUESTION
If there were a kingdom of only vegetables, who would be king and
who would be the peasants? Jerome
ANSWER
The asparagus is the king of the vegetables. The peasants would be cress.
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