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去年的愚人節因為已經跟胖獅子開始遠距, 所以當他說要跟我分手的時候我超難過的, 當我知道被耍了之後, 當下真的有馬上訂機票跑去海扁他一頓的衝動。 昨天上班的時候我偷偷跟胖獅子MSN: 我:hey....I need to tell you one thing........ 胖:what is that? (故意停個十分鐘) 胖:hey? are you ok? 我:I think....eh.....I don't know how to tell you.... 胖:WHAT HAPPENED??? 我:please don't get mad, ok? I really don't know how to tell.... 胖:JUST TELL ME!!!! 我:I am pregnant......... 胖:....are you sure? 我:....yes 胖:100% for sure? 我:YES!! 胖:(狂笑洋蔥頭表情符號) THAT IS EXEACTLY WHAT I EXPECT!!! QUIT YOU JOB, NOW!!! just go into your boss's office and tell him that "I quit!" my son is so clever, he knows what his daddy wants!! that's my boy!!!! 我:...................... (OS:你是打哪裡知道會是兒子?) (OS:原來你這麼希望我辭職喔.....Q_____Q) ...............honey, today is April 1st....... 胖:WAHT????? (晴天霹靂兔斯基表情圖案) you ruined my dream, my hope and my future!!!!! 我:=________=" (不理他,繼續工作) 我如果昨天真的跑去跟老闆說我要辭職,不知道老闆會不會相信?XD 但是我明天真的有打算要去講我會辭職了! -- I Want to Be Your Destiny。 http://blog.xuite.net/wuyiching411/shallwedance -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 220.246.94.33
Sapprinochka:好sweet喔>///< 04/02 22:34
dkdt:嬌貴的跟胖獅子真甜蜜...歐~~羨慕捏 04/02 22:37
AniSll:哈哈哈哈 好好玩! 好甜喔你們! ^^ 04/02 22:45
angelning:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD好可愛 04/02 23:05
nastenka:好好笑喔 哈哈 04/02 23:43
stephanie061:好好喔 好可愛喔 04/02 23:47
lakeside:哈哈哈~太可愛了! 原來昨天是愚人節,我完全忘記 04/02 23:51
animalzone:好好笑喲...那嬌貴凱撒琳要辭職到胖獅子的國家工作嗎? 04/02 23:50
lakeside:難怪我跟他說 我覺得我們撐不下去的時候 他居然回說: 04/02 23:52
lakeside:"No no, you cannot trick me!" ^^bb 04/02 23:53
lakeside:祝胖獅子的願望成真呀~ 真的好可愛的反應~ XD 04/02 23:54
babbitt1007:超好笑的 好可愛的胖獅子 04/03 00:00
catherinewu:回動物區,胖獅子說我可以當貴婦,但是我不相信XDDD 04/03 00:00
catherinewu:我們會先準備生小孩吧!胖獅子怕我太晚生會更辛苦~ 04/03 00:01
AniSll:好棒! 小孩借我玩! XDDD 04/03 00:01
catherinewu:歡迎!盡量!XDDD (我是怪媽媽) 04/03 00:02
babbitt1007:我也要玩~~~~~ 04/03 00:03
dkdt:你家小孩也可以來給我玩...我是帶小孩高手 04/03 00:03
catherinewu:屋喔喔~專業的d娘娘! = =+ 04/03 00:04
animalzone:哇,會有小獅子了耶....萬歲萬歲 我要聽獅子唱歌~~ 04/03 01:09
mickey22:超好笑....:D笑翻了... 04/03 02:24
awangs:現在玩小孩排到第幾號了? XD 04/03 13:38
catherinewu:話說,母獅訓練幼獅的方式就是從山崖上踢下去....XD 04/03 17:40
catherinewu:大家想玩小獅子嗎?!(拋) (大誤) 04/03 17:41
catherinewu:另外,回動物區大,妳有聽過獅吼可以變成一首歌嗎?XD 04/03 17:42
animalzone:(驚)獅吼有歌??!!我要聽我要聽~~ (該不會是河東獅吼吧) 04/04 00:23
catherinewu:動物區大....妳認真了......囧 04/04 10:00
catherinewu:有啦!他自己編的歪歌,不知道他在唱什麼鬼~ 04/04 10:00
nastenka:想玩小孩+1.... 04/04 11:31
AniSll:快來大家來排隊玩小孩 XD 04/04 14:08
animalzone:我要加入馴獅團 嘻嘻嘻 但是針對小獅子的喲 04/04 21:21
catherinewu:動物區大是動物園園長嗎?!XD 04/04 21:31