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看板CCUfinGrad93
標題[轉錄][耍笨] 撞車
時間Fri Mar 31 14:09:20 2006
※ [本文轉錄自 StupidClown 看板] 作者: Ahriman (心碎了無痕) 看板: StupidClown 標題: [耍笨] 撞車 時間: Wed Mar 29 19:20:06 2006 話說考完大學聯考後兩個月，因為剛考到駕照，所以每天 都快樂地騎著我的小50到處飆車，在巷子裡鑽啊鑽。 不幸就這樣發生了~~ 在一個巷子口，我因為騎得太快，一台車衝出來，我剎車不及， 整台車直直撞上去，車子的車門被我撞凹了一個洞，而我的 小50龍頭整個歪了。 由於他自己也是沒看就衝出來，最後兩人協調各賠各的。 Call了我朋友來載我回去後，我開始感覺不太對，因為肚子異常的痛， ，而且剛剛撞車時，龍頭剛好撞到我的肚子，我心想：「該不會內出血 吧！」叫了我朋友，趕緊去醫院檢查。 醫生問了我的情況後，摸摸我的肚子，幫我照了X光，然後叫我們去外面 等檢驗結果。 過了大約十分鐘，護士叫我們可以進去看片子了，我抱著肚子，在我朋友的 攙扶下慢慢走進去。 醫生將X光片掛在光板上，指著腸胃部份的黑影對我說： 「你大便太多了，去大一大吧！」 .....................Orz............... -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 140.119.164.88 ※ 編輯: Ahriman 來自: 140.119.164.88 (03/29 19:21)
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