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※ [本文轉錄自 StupidClown 看板] 作者: Ahriman (心碎了無痕) 看板: StupidClown 標題: [耍笨] 撞車 時間: Wed Mar 29 19:20:06 2006 話說考完大學聯考後兩個月,因為剛考到駕照,所以每天 都快樂地騎著我的小50到處飆車,在巷子裡鑽啊鑽。 不幸就這樣發生了~~ 在一個巷子口,我因為騎得太快,一台車衝出來,我剎車不及, 整台車直直撞上去,車子的車門被我撞凹了一個洞,而我的 小50龍頭整個歪了。 由於他自己也是沒看就衝出來,最後兩人協調各賠各的。 Call了我朋友來載我回去後,我開始感覺不太對,因為肚子異常的痛, ,而且剛剛撞車時,龍頭剛好撞到我的肚子,我心想:「該不會內出血 吧!」叫了我朋友,趕緊去醫院檢查。 醫生問了我的情況後,摸摸我的肚子,幫我照了X光,然後叫我們去外面 等檢驗結果。 過了大約十分鐘,護士叫我們可以進去看片子了,我抱著肚子,在我朋友的 攙扶下慢慢走進去。 醫生將X光片掛在光板上,指著腸胃部份的黑影對我說: 「你大便太多了,去大一大吧!」 .....................Orz............... -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 140.119.164.88 ※ 編輯: Ahriman 來自: 140.119.164.88 (03/29 19:21)
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wings0711:哈 還抱著肚子進去 看起來很悲情... 結果是便秘阿 哈哈 03/29 19:40
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