推 gggaaarrryyy:溫腥 12/25 18:20
推 kyrlord:還蠻鳥的東西... 12/26 01:48
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23cjXModWpA
是英文歌~
但是有配上畫面的話應該可以了解歌詞在講啥
蠻好笑的~~
歌詞：
It was late at night on Christmas eve 在平安夜的晚上
I was dreaming of the soft white snow 我夢到軟軟的白雪
I was awoken by a noise near the Christmas tree 我被聖誕樹旁的噪音吵醒
What it was I did not know 我不知道那是三小
It was Santa Clause he was bringing me some gifts 事實上是聖誕老人在裝禮物給我
Unfortunately I did not know that 不幸的是我不知道
So I quietly snuck up behind him 所以我就很狗的繞背了
And I shot him five times in the back 然後在他背後打了五槍
It went Pow pow pow pow pow 砰砰砰砰砰
He said "what the fuck ow ow ow" 他說：「這三小~ 幹幹幹」
Then I shot him three more times in the head 然後我又朝他頭上尾了三槍
Pieces of his brain flew out and he was dead 他腦漿濺了一地，葛屁了
That's when I noticed his blood-soaked beard 當我看到他被血染紅的鬍子
And his red suit filled with bullet holes 和他滿布彈孔的紅衣裳
I said "oh my god I killed santa clause 我說：「幹，我剛剛讓聖誕老人噴300了
I'm not going to jail for this asshole" 我才不要因為這樣就去坐牢，他媽的」
So I went to my she'd and I got my saw 所以我拿了鋸子
And I started to choppipty chop chop 開始肢解他
I started with his arms then his legs then his head 從手開始，再來腳，最後是頭
And then the torso was a really long job 這真是個漫長的工作丫~
And the blood went spurt spurt spurt 血噴阿噴阿噴
It was really hard work work work 這工作真累阿累阿累
It was hard cutting through his spine 他脊椎骨有夠難切= =
I must have vomited sixteen times 讓我吐了16次
I burnt all the pieces in my fireplace 我把所有的屍塊丟到火爐裡
The smell of burning human flesh filled my nose 聞到了人肉燒烤的滋味
Eleven hours later there was nothing left 11小時後，證據都被消滅了 YA~
And that's when I heard my telephone 在那時我的電話正好響起來
It was Auntie Jean looking for Uncle Bob 原來是我舅媽打來找我舅舅
She said "He left the house dressed as Santa Clause 他說：「你舅舅扮成聖誕老人
But he didn't come home last night 出門後就沒回家了
Have you seen him god I hope he's alright" 你有看到他嗎，希望他沒事」
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