[轉錄][笑話] 頭頂的聲音

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標題[轉錄][笑話] 頭頂的聲音

時間Sun Sep 7 03:37:40 2008

※ [本文轉錄自 joke 看板] 作者: Dawyuan (Biscuit) 看板: joke 標題: [笑話] 頭頂的聲音時間: Sat Sep 6 20:27:56 2008 阿文有一天在自己的店裡工作，頭頂傳來一個低沉、有力的聲音：「阿文，把你的店賣掉！」阿文不管，繼續埋頭苦幹。但接下來幾天，那聲音一直縈繞在他耳邊：「阿文，三百萬把這店賣掉吧。」過了幾個禮拜，他終於心動，把店給賣了。阿文又聽到那聲音告訴他：「阿文，去拉斯維加斯吧！」阿文問為什麼「你帶著那三百萬去拉斯維加斯就對了。」於是阿文乖乖地去了拉斯維加斯，走進一家賭場那聲音對他說：「去玩二十一點，把你的錢都押上去。」阿文猶豫不決，最後還是照做阿文拿到的牌面是十八點，莊家的牌面是六點「阿文，再拿一張」「什麼？可是莊家...」「我說拿就拿！」阿文叫莊家發給他一張牌，結果拿到一張 A。十九點。他鬆了一口氣「阿文，再拿一張！」「什麼？」「再拿一張！」阿文對莊家說，再來一張，又是 A。二十點了「阿文，再一張！」那聲音命令他「我已經二十點了。」阿文大聲說，超過二十一點就爆了「再拿一張。」那個聲音堅定地告訴他「來吧！再來一張！」阿文說。又是一張 A。二十一點！那聲音說道：「我真他媽的不敢相信！」 -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 220.137.102.29

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