推 daniel75516:少數看過，還不錯笑啦~~ 06/29 23:46
→ daniel75516:不過11和15看不懂 @@ 06/29 23:47
推 winddolphin:我都看過~不過11我也看不懂||| 06/30 07:59
推 arbitrator:應該是能拖就拖的意思吧XD 06/30 09:02
轉載網址：http://www.theherald.co.za/femme/2002/07/10/point.htm
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內文如下:
1.
Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
2.
If your father is a poor man, it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man, it’s your stupidity.
3.
I was born intelligent – education ruined me.
4.
Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard and Visa.
5.
One should love animals. They are so tasty.
6.
Love thy neighbour. But don’t get caught.
7.
Behind every successful man, there is a woman.
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
8.
Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
9.
The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.
10.
Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
11.
Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
12.
Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
13.
Children in back seats cause accidents.
Accidents in back seats cause children.
14.
“Your future depends on your dreams.”
So go to sleep.
15.
There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
16.
"Hard work never killed anybody."
But why take the risk?
17.
When two's company, three's the result!
18.
A dress is like a barbed fence.
It protects the premises without restricting the view.
19.
The more you learn, the more you know.
The more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you know.
So why bother to learn.
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