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標題[轉錄][無言]賴打的逆襲
時間Sun Mar 25 21:22:40 2007
※ [本文轉錄自 StupidClown 看板] 作者: deny0022 (你學長勒) 站內: StupidClown 標題: [無言]賴打的逆襲 時間: Sun Mar 25 13:51:57 2007 話說今天早上六點... 是我們家族總動員去掃墓的日子╮(╯_╰)╭((睡眼惺忪貌)) 大家在奶奶家集合..抄傢伙 ((鋤頭 鐮刀 鏟子..等重兵器)) 於是大家開始往三芝的祖墳出發 今天是一個陰雨綿綿 且山上霧超濃的................... 一到了現場..大家開始動工.....割草 一年沒來..草真的都比人高了......(￣ー￣；) 一邊割草同時 我爸總是喜歡邊刁煙 邊割( ￣ c￣)y▂ξ 煙 一支接著一支.............. 一個多小時候 終於清理完畢 準備開始燒金紙了.... 我老爹就把賴打丟給我 叫我開始燒金紙 我就先燒大張的.................... 此時雨開始有點變大 大家全部圍在火爐前 加快燒金紙的速度 ~(￣▽￣)~(＿△＿)~(￣▽￣)~(＿△＿)~(￣▽￣)~ ~(￣▽￣)~(＿△＿)~(￣▽￣)~(＿△＿)~(￣▽￣)~ 就在此時 爐內的金紙被雨弄太濕 快熄火了 (￣□￣|||)a 我馬上拿出賴打要重起爐灶 但是....就是打不起來!!!! 我:厚...阿爸!!你A賴打 進水了啦!!! ˋ(′_‵||)ˊ 爸:厚!!賴打撒來!!!我用厚哩看!!!! ╭ ﹀◇﹀〣 我:賴打((遞)) 全部親戚就圍在金爐面前等我爸大顯神威 o(‧"‧)o 果然..男人一過四十就剩一張嘴.. ( ′-`)y-～ 我阿爸喀了十幾下..依然無法點起來 爸: X!!奧賴打!!! 此時金爐的金紙 已經呈現悶燒..冒白煙..沒有火了 我:哈哈..我看阿祖A金紙 要用快遞送去!! 阿嬤:因仔郎..黑白講 ( ‵□′)───C＜─___-)||| 就在我阿爸繼續努力"喀"時.... 恐怖的事情來了!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 阿爸一時手殘..賴打滑掉了!!!!!! 賴打滑掉了!!!!!! 賴打滑掉了!!!!!! 而且是...................掉到金爐裡面了!!! 掉到金爐裡面了!!! 掉到金爐裡面了!!! 瞬間...大家愣住了 (．＿．?) 下一刻.... 幹 酸阿!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 以金爐為中心...大家四處閃避!!! 五秒後........碰!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 金爐發生大爆炸...(￣□￣|||)a 金爐有點裂開.... 不過...瞬間金紙又燒起來了...而且火勢相當猛烈 (￣ー￣；) 阿爸:= =+ 痾..哈哈..哩看..火很大阿..大家緊燒阿 \(^▽^)/ 眾親戚:............................................. 所以..原來賴打進水了..還是可以用阿!!!!!!!! 果然是家有一老 如有一寶 _(●；－_－)● P.s 各位鄉民 去掃墓記得要多帶幾個賴打喔..== == -- 無名:http://www.wretch.cc/album/shengda -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 123.192.126.103
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