[轉錄][耍笨] 暖暖包(解剖學沒教到的事)

[Isaiah (JAY)]

※ [本文轉錄自 StupidClown 看板]

作者: tootaslis (胖子) 看板: StupidClown
標題: [耍笨] 暖暖包
時間: Fri Jan 20 12:42:44 2006

  我是一個物理治療師
  每天早上會有很多阿媽阿公來做復建推拿

  事情發生在寒流來襲的冬天早上
  一個叫"常奶奶"的肥胖阿媽
  照例推著輪椅進了治療室
  就在她移位坐到治療床邊後
  我拉了一把椅子坐在她身邊

  突然發現他圓滾滾的肚子上有一包圓圓的東西
  基於好奇
  我邊用手去捏兩下邊問到
  "阿媽,你馬用暖暖包喔??這ㄟ燒摸"(跟阿媽說話都講台語)

  阿媽突然抬頭
  望著我的臉
  停頓三秒鐘

  "黑是ㄋㄟ啦"

  我看著阿媽的臉
  時間又停頓三秒鐘

  "來,阿媽,你腰有比較好嗎??"

  我嚇到開始講國語了
  馬上轉移話題
  就這樣把場面帶過去

  事後我學到解剖學沒學到的事

  "原來胸部也會出現在肚子前面"


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推 aminama:XD
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推 pjily:    ╭────────╮
→ pjily:不能推圖  Orz
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→ Sopia:這個好笑XD...哈哈哈!!
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→ Leaf789:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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※ zack:轉錄至某隱形看板                                           01/20 15:45
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※ scientist:轉錄至看板 PT-93                                      01/20 21:16
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※ Kamiosu:轉錄至看板 joke                                         01/20 23:22
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推 stellasi:(羞)  有西斯到
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