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※ [本文轉錄自 StupidClown 看板] 作者: tjvup123 (大一大饅頭) 看板: StupidClown 標題: [童年] 幹!吼系! 時間: Mon Mar 22 19:28:12 2010 還記得高二那年在補習班荒唐的日子 我們那班是聚集了所有分數較低或是私立的職科學校 自然而然普通公立高職班也就不敢招惹我們 還記得那個年代 大家躲在後巷抽菸 自以為很帥 那天 帶頭的招集我們在後巷相等 昏暗的巷子裡 一盞泛黃的燈下聚集十幾個不知天高地厚的小鬼 帶頭的從口袋掏出一包黑色包裝看似稀有的菸(後來我才知道那叫黑惡魔) 打開包裝 帥氣的隨手抽出一根說: 「有人欺負我弟 待會他們人來 不管我說甚麼 菸蒂一丟就開打」 語畢 把剩下的煙 分給我們 也算是一種賞賜 帶頭的喜歡一個人戰在前面 顯示他的威武 而我們則是 在後面助長聲勢 隨時注意帶頭的一舉一動 沒多久 對方來了 而且很帶種的自己一個人來 帶頭的 點起菸 走上前跟他談判 唏稀疏疏說了幾句 只見帶頭的激動的喊了一聲: 「幹勒!」 順勢把菸彈掉 我還來不及反應 耳邊有人大喊一聲:"幹!吼系!" 站我旁邊那個勇士已經一拳打在對方臉上 隨之而來的是眾人一群痛毆 大約集火了一分鐘 大家突然停下拳腳 帶頭的在我們身後氣的大喊: 「靠北 別打啦! 那是我弟啦幹! 他說對方不敢來了...」 「靠北 別打啦! 那是我弟啦幹! 他說對方不敢來了...」 「靠北 別打啦! 那是我弟啦幹! 他說對方不敢來了...」 -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 122.117.119.111
a5447:好慘 哈哈 03/22 19:29
love24h7days:幹!吼係! 03/22 19:30
※ 編輯: tjvup123 來自: 122.117.119.111 (03/22 19:31)
fashion1006:弟弟表示: 03/22 19:32
pttevilwolf:[超幹]被人欺負還被哥哥烙人圍毆= = 03/22 19:34
ericinttu:原po不爽你弟弟很久了吼!? 03/22 19:35
HuaLan:不是原PO的弟弟吧.. 03/22 19:40
arklibra0927:菸都抽了 沒人打 乾脆補他弟弟身上 03/22 19:41
thewindjuei:有畫面! 03/22 19:49
maggie04:打一分多鐘才喊停喔XD 03/22 19:56
PPPGGG:不是紅魔鬼喔!? 03/22 19:56
vuioap1042:有笑有推 03/22 19:57
vanness2008:恰恰!!!!!!!!!!! 03/22 20:00
v21233333:還很帥氣的彈煙 真的很蠢捏 03/22 20:00
v21233333:先說帶頭的是不是原PO .... 03/22 20:01
b92520142:讓我想到情聖的劇情... 03/22 20:02
LTKfans:剛剛打我老弟那個豬頭呢? 03/22 20:02
dendrobium:好慘... 03/22 20:03
wednesday323:蠻好笑的 03/22 20:04
ohsmiling:笑死我了 03/22 20:04
baka3333:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/22 20:04
etw710:XXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/22 20:05
finalillusio:圍毆這種事 活該...不過他弟真的很倒楣XD 03/22 20:06
eulb03:好好笑XDDDDDD 03/22 20:06
ko76910:都打一分多鐘了 那他弟... 03/22 20:09
momoCry:XDD 03/22 20:11
chococo:超好笑的 03/22 20:12
gingling:XDDDDD 03/22 20:16
PPTer:笑 03/22 20:18
kentsam2077:超好笑 03/22 20:18
visnafox:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/22 20:21
athomas:這麼歡樂 真的噓不下去 雖然很想譴責這種聚眾暴力 XD 03/22 20:22
zxc123838:澣...我快笑死了 害我想到天龍八部裡的帶頭大哥 03/22 20:22
showershine:看前面本來想噓的...最後面太歡樂了....XD 03/22 20:23
Erahhcram:這篇有m的潛力~ 真希望可以放版標~~~ XD 03/22 20:24
coke147:有校友推 03/22 20:24
seisai0121:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/22 20:26
lavenderlife:有笑有堆 03/22 20:27
seisai0121:太好笑了 借轉就可 03/22 20:27
lavenderlife: 推 03/22 20:27
seisai0121:轉錄至看板 joke 03/22 20:27
innctu:這種事多來幾次 也許就可以消弭校園暴力喔 03/22 20:27
Letter30: 幹! 吼系! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/22 20:30
s902131:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/22 20:30
lilacat:我本來以為梗是他被菸燙到才說幹 03/22 20:30
XDGX:齁系 03/22 20:31
love5036:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD真的很誤導 03/22 20:31
kosong:XDDD 停手之前再偷踹地上的人一下 03/22 20:32
jackhaha:XDD 03/22 20:32
SDracula:幹!係後XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD自以為屌 03/22 20:33
likekite:推 後細 然後 細後啦 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/22 20:34
zerotech:XDDDDDDD 03/22 20:35
wanted0923:哈哈哈哈超好笑的 有笑有推拉 03/22 20:35
dooraemoon:打了一分鐘也太久了吧XDDDDDD 03/22 20:39
grate77430:哥:阿,鬼啊 03/22 20:39
benzqoo:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/22 20:40
poping1124:幹!吼細! 03/22 20:40
stevely:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/22 20:40
likekite:可能帶頭大哥 也被突如其來的狀況嚇到了吧 03/22 20:41
pp1877:......雖然很想譴責...但這畫面太北七了...= = 03/22 20:43
Nimrodel:弟:他們不來了 哥:靠..那我後面這批人怎麼解決,你頂一下! 03/22 20:43
tptx6:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/22 20:45
montieddie:帶頭大哥是說"蛋勒"(台語) 03/22 20:46
al1l1:我還以為被菸燙到.... 03/22 20:46
likekite:哥: 我們已經說好開扁了 如刀出銷必見血 弟你頂一下 XD 03/22 20:46
demenbj:HA 太搞笑了 03/22 20:48
oscarlin:靠北~~有笑有推 03/22 20:50
HELFEME:太北七了… 03/22 20:52
sting47:靠.......太白吃了XDDD 03/22 20:54
trustmyself:好慘... XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/22 20:55
chh312:XDDDDDDDDDD笑死我 03/22 20:56
sunluna:白目耶 不過好好笑喔XDDD 03/22 20:56
blackbelt:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/22 20:57
a007son:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/22 20:58
leefish42:哈哈哈XD 超好笑XDDD 03/22 20:59
kill1999:我在電腦前笑翻!!!!!!有笑有推!! 03/22 20:59
oh810:好好笑XDDD 03/22 21:00
racheel:好北七............ 03/22 21:00
jason543:笑死我了 03/22 21:02
swoodstock:XDDDDDDDDDDD 03/22 21:03
lsh19921030:[超幹] 媽的對方不來害我被亂揍 03/22 21:09
strings:有笑有推XDDDDDDDDD 03/22 21:09
xennys:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 活該 03/22 21:09
iwjlkwrsxo:笑死我了XDXDD 03/22 21:09
slightbluesk:嘖嘖... 03/22 21:09
qoo60606:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/22 21:10
Hilda2007:好倒楣喔 哈哈 XDDDD 03/22 21:10
ps567812394:笑到椅子下 03/22 21:10
aa26239393:有笑有推 03/22 21:11
white07:XDDDDDDDDDDD 朝聖推 03/22 21:12
scynic:活該XD 03/22 21:12
smooth131:朝聖推 03/22 21:13
realroad:沒仇練拳頭啊!! 03/22 21:13
ccgoblue:hahahahaaaa 03/22 21:16
lin40032:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/22 21:17
pkupd:吼細! XD 03/22 21:18
MAHORA:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/22 21:18
iwjlkwrsxo:快爆! 03/22 21:18
ilovepop:幹! 吼系 03/22 21:20
athena44300:吼系啦! 03/22 21:20
Hevak:從joke板笑回來XDDDDD 03/22 21:20
love225:哈哈 超好笑的 03/22 21:20
polar17:XDDDDDDD 03/22 21:21
Armuu:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/22 21:21
aaacc:XDDDDDDD 03/22 21:21
koyosai:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/22 21:23
herro0816:哈哈哈哈 03/22 21:24
sa7227:吼細!! 03/22 21:25
Roystu:打一分鐘你才喊停 怪我囉? 03/22 21:27
zarty:有畫面!! 03/22 21:28
polar17:XD 03/22 21:28
Carol1981:弟弟真倒楣XD 大家不要隨便打人啊~ 03/22 21:29
moopenbkobe:黑惡魔給個推~ 笑到不行再給個推~ 03/22 21:30
tbs002532:有夠豪洨.. 算了有笑有推~ 03/22 21:32
wayne841503:XDDDDDD 03/22 21:33
menduy:推爆它~~XDD 03/22 21:34
mytruecolors:加爆 03/22 21:35
angussoca:太假 03/22 21:35
vupm3:爆吧! 03/22 21:35
hightogo:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/22 21:36
eightpiece:爆 03/22 21:36
tbs002532:爆!!!! 03/22 21:36
HongChie:分數低的私立職校~不意外~ 03/22 21:36
castin:年少輕狂!! 好孩子不可以學哦! 03/22 21:37
pkpk80120:QQ 03/22 21:37
athena44300:幹!吼爆! 03/22 21:38
happywinter:XDDDDDDDDDDD 03/22 21:38
tbs002532:笑笑就好正經啥? 03/22 21:38
HongChie:帶頭的那個是留著長髮和鬍子像個瘋子~武功還很厲害嗎 03/22 21:39
kyoko522tw1:哈哈 03/22 21:39
asd525:(彈煙 幹 後係 03/22 21:42
az820718:好屌XDDDD 03/22 21:42
modog777:帶頭大哥的情婦姓葉嗎??.............叫二娘? 03/22 21:43
mayoee:XDDD 03/22 21:44
kiddno56979:吼系XDDDDDDD 03/22 21:47
lenforeede:活該啦....哈哈哈 03/22 21:47
zxc123838:我記得葉二娘的老公是少林寺的住持-.- 03/22 21:48
heartear:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/22 21:48
fabled:哈 03/22 21:51
iamwind7954:打了一分鐘發現長的跟他弟不太一樣了,就繼續打=皿=+ 03/22 21:53
jet80088:好有畫面喔...帶頭大哥@@ 03/22 22:00
leecowbear:科科 超好笑的 03/22 22:02
ps567812394:沒必要噓吧 還是你是原本的苦主 03/22 22:02
watashiD:蠢斃了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/22 22:02
benifty:XDDDDDD 03/22 22:04
windmaster:真是太好笑了! 惡有惡報! 03/22 22:05
winson790615:□□□XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/22 22:07
jacky2086:推黑惡魔XD 03/22 22:08
winson790615:亂碼 推錯篇 囧xd 03/22 22:08
DVDVCD:住持就是帶頭大哥阿 03/22 22:12
qazwsx00523:□□跑睹□□ 03/22 22:12
pidong:幹 好笑啊 03/22 22:14
quietvox:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/22 22:16
GreenPG:XDDDDDDDD 03/22 22:16
Hilda2007:這橋段可以拍進電影裡...猛假之"幹!吼細!" 03/22 22:16
k400i048:哈~ 03/22 22:22
soldier723:靠邀XD 這篇有笨XDDD 03/22 22:24
sacrificial:太酷了... 03/22 22:25
kentsuni:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/22 22:26
mayfirst:壞榜樣此風不可長 03/22 22:34
jack277898:超可憐的哈 03/22 22:36
xpowerk:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/22 22:41
kks911:超好笑 03/22 22:45
nanasandia:哈哈哈哈哈哈~XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/22 22:48
devilzero:XD 03/22 22:48
fjgh1229:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/22 22:48
wenky32:哈哈哈哈哈超好笑 03/22 22:50
hh440977:超有畫面的!!!! 03/22 22:52
zincs:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/22 22:55
tinyrain:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/22 22:56
Yie:XDDD 03/22 22:57
wolf9631:超好笑耶XDDDD 03/22 22:58
suyute:兄弟友情推 03/22 23:07
Tamama56:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/22 23:08
e761031:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/22 23:11
SWATDuck:蠢到有剩XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/22 23:16
sunnycoke:意義是三小 我只看到丟掉的煙蒂!!!XDDD 03/22 23:18
NluvI:笑到噴飯 03/22 23:18
ed810107:哈哈哈哈哈哈 果然笨!!1XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/22 23:18
jaff107:對不起 我西斯了 囧 看標題我以為是小混混與出櫃的故事 03/22 23:19
frank78525:幹超好笑 03/22 23:21
MetalRose:XD 03/22 23:26
aoikimi:有畫面XD 03/22 23:27
maplebang:簡潔有力又有畫面 03/22 23:32
sandy594403:不自覺地大笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/22 23:33
ayssve:哈 大笑啦! 03/22 23:39
petwing:建議那位帶頭的 書唸不好 大哥也做得不好 還是去當記者吧 03/22 23:46
ix1034:太好笑了 03/22 23:59
auchen:好衰的弟弟XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/23 00:01
personify:老哥當流氓的債老弟幫忙還 XDXDXD 03/23 00:11
mingkwan:年少輕狂XDDDDDDDD但是很好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/23 00:28
gfsog:XDDDDDDDDDD 03/23 00:55
yuichiro:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/23 01:10
irarref:不是叫小惡魔?? 03/23 01:15
HSUFIT:哈哈,有笑有推! 03/23 01:27
babaluu:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/23 01:45
ooo51313:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/23 01:51
Tabrith:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/23 01:51
jimmyhero:XD 03/23 01:53
valhallaband:這件事情告訴我們不能亂烙人 XDDDDDDDDD 03/23 02:24
AquariusTACO:大笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/23 03:00
bambambam:hahahha 幹 03/23 03:07
ShadyDog:超級好笑的XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/23 03:28
mon006:超讚的~~~~真的好笑的XDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/23 03:43
nipa6:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/23 03:52
sonicsky:是我錯覺 還是這其實是很老的笑話? 03/23 04:17
ee430:搞笑版的猛甲嗎XDDDDDDDDDD 03/23 04:26
Calvin620707:XDDDDDDDD 03/23 04:29
album1129:到頭來還是要被打 03/23 05:30
windsinger:帥XDDDDDDDDDDD 03/23 05:47
BGBear:連續兩篇害我上班憋笑鱉的好苦啊 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/23 06:46
CrazyMoon:轉錄至看板 NTUmed91 03/23 06:57
hihihiccc:哈哈 幹 !吼係! 03/23 09:04
peterno1:笑翻XD 03/23 09:08
johnson77811:好笑XD 03/23 09:49
p78533578:[大哭] 媽!~哥哥落郎打我。 03/23 09:52
LinJeremy:這就叫報應嗎 冏 03/23 10:00
KissPi:憋笑憋的很痛苦+1... 03/23 10:03
SweetMi:XDDDDDDD 03/23 10:27
milkcake:有笑有推 03/23 10:39
kevin0416:hahaha我要笑死 03/23 11:16
njpju3133:笑到眼淚都流出來了 XD 03/23 11:23
evogtrrx8:喔吼吼~~~笑死了 03/23 11:33
crystalalala:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/23 11:53
bigsmile5:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/23 12:03
vinita:好白痴...XDDDDDD 03/23 12:07
yoyo1356:好痛哦XDDDD 03/23 12:13
a766242001:弟弟躺著也中槍XDD 03/23 12:38
iicc15:有笑有推 03/23 13:01
a2438home:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/23 13:19
myoutuki: XD 03/23 13:37
birbirdia:笑到抽筋XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/23 13:50
bisconect:哈哈 03/23 14:00
timboss:哈哈!連續2個爆版都超好笑 03/23 15:05
tw751231:金雖小 哈哈哈 03/23 16:02
sayolin:0.0所以她是被煙燙到?? 03/23 16:46
DAGI:很好笑XDDDDD 03/23 17:30
chiwenjohn:我哪有烙人打你 03/23 17:32
chiwenjohn:手...殘... 補推補推QQ" 03/23 17:37
irz:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD XD 03/23 17:42
zq1241:哈哈哈哈哈阿哈哈 03/23 18:09
ee012345:看了快笑死XD 03/23 18:21
vivi860708:笑到抽經了 03/23 19:07
asdfghjkm:弟:你要不是我親哥哥 我早就把你給宰了! 03/23 20:15
nbox2588:幹哩 後系!! 03/23 20:17
k7539512: 03/23 23:08
harkzephyr18:好慘.. 03/23 23:44
ruby950127:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/24 00:01
xoka:有猜到 不過還是笑了XDDDDD 03/24 00:12
h753864291:哈 幹 齁細! 03/24 00:15
MinYao:弟弟躺著也中槍XDD 03/24 01:35
Raymond0710:我笑到流眼淚...... 03/24 02:52
bigtao:半夜看 笑的很開心XD 03/24 05:15
vkq:這太好笑啦XDDDDDDDDD 03/24 09:49
cynri:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/24 10:33
kukey:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/24 11:18
asami:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/24 14:34
KillLakers:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/24 15:42
KillLakers:哥:我做的一切都是為了你 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/24 15:42
KillLakers:話說我原本猜是警察還是教官的 03/24 15:42
addarydr:好有畫面喔 我笑了~~ 03/24 19:26
gn00205651:超好笑的XD 03/24 19:52
elfwayne:只給箭頭...好笑,但是原PO這樣不太好吧 = = 03/25 01:24
SayokoCat:超好笑哈哈XDDDDDDDDDDDDDd 03/25 08:38
kissmyas:笑翻 XDDDDD 03/25 09:35
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