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標題[轉錄]Re: 面試不要開玩笑
時間Sun Apr 22 10:39:47 2007
※ [本文轉錄自 StupidClown 看板] 作者: SKBOY (木板男孩) 看板: StupidClown 標題: Re: 面試不要開玩笑 時間: Sun Apr 22 02:00:59 2007 ~~前文恕刪~~ 我朋友真的在面試鬧過..... 我忘記他去哪個大學面試了~~就推甄的第二階段面試 面試官除了問些一定會問到的"為什麼會想來唸這個"..之類的之外 因為它是有點藝能的科系,所以面試官有叫面試生做才藝表演 我朋友沒料到這個,發現別人拉小提琴啦幹麻的都好屌 他就囧在那邊一下下(什麼都沒準備) 然後他腦袋我不知道怎麼回事,突然出現一個Idea 當面試官要他才藝表演的時候: 面試官:請你表演一項才藝,~~恩~你的表演是什麼呢? 我朋友:恩~我...我想表演一分鐘內模仿74個人 面試官此時眼睛放出光芒(一秒要幾個阿...) 面試官:喔?那就請你開始吧 我朋友:好的~~~開始計時! 我朋友:第1個模仿國父孫中山 他做出了一個躺著的姿勢 我朋友:因為國父已經往生,往生的人當然是躺在棺材裡 面試官:那下一個? 我朋友:接下來是蔣中正 然後又做出了一個躺著的姿勢 我朋友:因為蔣中正也已經往生,當然也是躺在棺材裡 面試官此時臉上已經有幾條線了 我朋友此時問面試官:還有幾秒? 面試官:恩~~還有30秒 我朋友:喔~~只剩這樣阿~那我就在剩下30秒內把剩下72人模仿完 於是,他.........他又做出了一個躺著的姿勢 然後說: 這是黃花崗七十二烈士 面試官聽說笑了蠻久........ -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 220.138.39.67
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推 arrakis:不錯... 04/22 10:02
推 haness:兩年前我朋友就玩過了說.....那時候也笑很久.... 04/22 10:03
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推 dragon0:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 好好笑喔 04/22 10:33
推 PDAN:真的很強 XD 04/22 10:33
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推 Mejamelody:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 笑翻了 04/22 10:35
推 naturalskyss:整個好笑哈 04/22 10:37
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