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標題[轉錄][腦殘] 幹...同學說我才是詐騙集뤠…
時間Mon Jul 3 15:56:16 2006
※ [本文轉錄自 StupidClown 看板] ※ [本文轉錄自 Hate 看板] 作者: missma (小強) 看板: Hate 標題: [腦殘] 幹...同學說我才是詐騙集團... 時間: Sat Jul 1 20:28:43 2006 前天meeting前...接到了一通沒有來電顯示的電話... 一個操著很重的大陸口音女子打來的... 女:你在幹麻? 我:你...你是那位? 女:你不記得我啦?怎麼才點小感冒你就認不出我來了...(太老套了~一聽就知道是詐騙的) 我:哦!!(驚喜狀)愛莉絲啊!!! 女:對啦~ 我:最近在幹麻~~你怎麼人突然消失了?~~你花店的生意怎樣了? 女:就普普囉~是這個樣子啦...最近我有點麻煩..要現金週轉.. 我:沒問題啊...大家老朋友...一句話...要借多少 女:你手邊有多少? 我:約八千萬左右... 女:(大喜...)那...可以借我個三五萬週轉嗎? --------------此時....我老闆出現了....並大叫了一聲"大學部的來了沒有?!"------- 女:你現在在那?怎麼這麼吵? 我:我們在開會啊~你忘啦?我們總統府最近有很麻煩的事啊~ 女:哦~~這樣啊...那借錢的事....(被我打斷) 我:借錢沒問題~~我們先討論一下利息怎麼付吧~ 女:我們這麼熟了你還要跟我算利息呀?而且我也沒錢付利息呀~嗚(可憐貌) 我:利息還不出來就用妳的肉體來還啊!!(我冷冷的道) 女:?什麼?我沒聽清楚~你說什麼?肉體? 我:唉呀~愛麗絲你別裝啦~~我們的關係又不是一天兩天的事了~口桀..口桀..口桀 女:不要這樣咩.... 我:唉呀~幹麻呀~上個月還狂野的咧~~你今天裝什麼聖女呀~口桀..口桀..口桀 女:......(沒講話) 我:不過還是不要讓克勞德知道我們的關係~~知道嗎? 女:克勞德?? 我:對啊~~你那是什麼口氣啊?裝不認識啊?你知不知道你突然消失..他四處在找妳啊?? 女:哦...哦...對...唉~感情的事麻~就這樣..讓人捉模不定的(幹妳在講三小..跩啥文) 女:那借錢的事... 我:嗯~借錢沒問題~~我給你二條路走~第一條是用肉體還...第二條是先把我借你的 三十萬先還我~ 女:三十萬?我啥時跟你借過三十萬啦? 我:(兇惡貌)幹...你現在是怎樣?借給你錢..你現在給我裝笑ㄟ就是了? 借了你三十萬說我沒借你?那你現在要跟我借錢我怎麼敢借你?? 女:我會還你啦~~你借不借我啊~~(開始不耐煩加兇惡貌) 我:幹!!!你兇殺小!!現在是你欠我錢還是我欠你錢啊!! 女:對....對不起啦~~我會還你啦~~你幫忙一下啊! 我:不然現在我們先出來飯店happy一下~表現讓我滿意我再借妳囉~口桀口桀口桀(邪淫貌) 女:別這樣麻.... 我:這樣啦~~我問問克勞德看怎樣~他說要借你~ 女:喂..別跟她說... 我:(把手機拿給我同學..然後跟他說..你現在是愛莉絲的男朋友克勞德) 同學A:喂...我克勞德! 女:...... 同學A:你現在是怎樣!你怎麼突然消失了那麼久...你知不知道我一直在找你! 女:沒有啦..就發生了一些事..不想讓你擔心(幹你娘真會扯) 女:你可以借我嗎?五萬~~ 同學A:你跟我同事文森特借了三十萬...為什麼不還他? 女:我會還啊!先借我麻~~ 同學A:那你跟我借的五十萬怎麼辦? 女:(大驚)五十萬!!?? 同學A:對啊~~你跟我們借的那麼多錢到底在幹麻啊? 女:就炒股票啊...被套牢了... 同學A:那你電話怎麼沒顯示... 女:不要問那麼多啦...(兇惡貌) 同學A:靠妖喔...你不講就別借啊!! 女:唉唷..給你同事聽啦~~(她指我) 我:怎麼樣?談不攏嗎?那我借你啊~~不過一天要讓我HAPPY一次直到還清哦~口桀口桀口桀 女:你們這些人怎麼都這樣啦!!!? ----------------此時...老闆已經在跟專題生meeting..老闆講話非常大聲------- 我:好吧~~你乾哥Jordan也在這裡~~我問他看看借不借 女:喂.... 同學B:妳誰啊!!! 女:我愛莉絲啦.... 同學B:剛他們兩個沒跟你說我們在開會嗎?現在陳水扁很火大~你沒聽他講話這麼大聲嗎? 女:那你借我錢啊~~我真的走投無路了!! 同學B:那你欠我的八十萬呢? 女:.........(掛電話) ------------------------------------------------------------------ 戲弄詐騙集團好像變成我的樂趣了.... -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 218.172.52.172 ※ 編輯: missma 來自: 218.172.52.172 (07/01 20:30)
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推 leader9791:一定要推的啊!! 07/01 20:53
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推 UchihaItachi:不然現在我們先出來飯店happy一下....口桀口桀口桀 07/01 21:03
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推 Markubase:老闆 : 我是陳水扁，你欠我的SOGO禮券勒?? 07/01 21:22
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推 ZGY:口桀口桀口桀口桀口桀口桀口桀...朕還要二十萬 07/01 21:26
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推 skylikewater:XDDDDDDD 本日最XD 07/01 21:32
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推 dodonpachi:陳水扁... 07/01 21:41
推 seanken:XD 07/01 21:42
推 smaljohn:XD 07/01 21:47
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推 jeffasdog:唬功一流...XD 07/01 21:59
推 yao30712:XD 07/01 22:04
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推 MLByo:邊看邊笑~~~~~~~~~XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/01 22:15
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推 boggylin:XDDDDDDDD好幾八.. 07/01 23:00
推 leoellen:XD 很好笑 不過不笨阿@@ 很聰明捏 07/01 23:03
推 huangg:笨的是詐騙集團@@~ 07/01 23:04
推 Trovaldsa:原PO是ff迷啊 XXD 我笑了 07/01 23:07
推 youcankillme:(笑到在地上打滾) 07/01 23:10
推 coffeewhite:原PO是強者XDDDDDD 07/01 23:11
推 blast23:原PO可以改行去當詐騙集團了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/01 23:12
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推 PaPaSoft:叫他小心一點，塞菲羅斯最近要砍她 07/01 23:29
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※ fistfight:轉錄至看板 NTUE_Nse96 07/01 23:44
推 minbyminby:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/01 23:46
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推 Kenqr:你才是詐騙集團！<(￣▽￣)@m 07/02 00:10
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推 catgirl:XDDDDDDD我不爭氣的流淚了 07/02 00:55
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※ shaoan:轉錄至看板 TA_AN 07/02 01:55
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推 aneyoko:繼續下去的話塞菲羅斯一定會出場的XD 07/02 13:01
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推 jhan:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 活該 詐騙集團去死 07/02 16:51
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※ Hatred:轉錄至看板 Yup00-04 07/02 23:39
推 ewolf:真想知道如果約出來會怎樣...XDDDDDD 07/03 00:11
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推 woodymonkey:真是太強了啦！哈哈~~ 07/03 00:52
推 Jerr:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD滿分! 07/03 02:13
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推 taltal:席飛斯(狼板):幹..我哪時候變陳水扁了.還有我的100萬記得還 07/03 11:04
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推 maokid:超好笑的啦~~~~ 哈 07/03 14:04
推 chaosspace:快爆了嗎 下一個報吧 07/03 14:09
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※ agiou:轉錄至看板 HSNU_1005 07/03 15:39
推 shark0321:借轉XD 07/03 15:55
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