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標題[轉錄][無言] 高先生!!!
時間Mon Jun 2 01:29:54 2008
※ [本文轉錄自 StupidClown 看板] 作者: power0727 (dk) 看板: StupidClown 標題: [無言] 高先生!!! 時間: Sun Jun 1 23:44:17 2008 真人真事... 進了郵局之後 依舊是人山人海... 照舊抽了號碼牌 吹著冷氣 靜靜的站在一旁等待 突然間聽見 某櫃台人員的音量有越來越大的趨勢... 本著鄉民的強烈的求知慾 及好奇心的使然 於是 悄悄地往前湊過去了點 想八卦一下... 櫃台人員: 高先生, 不好意思, 麻煩您要寫全名喔! 大概是這位先生拿著提款單想要提款, 但在提款單上的名字欄位 只填了"高先生"三個字...乍聽之下...憑著多年的經驗... 當下覺得這位先生一定就叫做"高先生" 對吧?! 不過就在這個時後... 高先生: 沒關係, 我寫高先生就可以了 櫃台人員: 不好意思, 您必須寫全名我們才能辦理這項業務喔! 櫃台人員可能是因為郵局裡的待辦民眾越來越多 怕耽誤到大家的時間 似乎也漸漸失去了解說的耐心, 音量已經比先前略為高亢... 高先生:沒關係啦 我的朋友都叫我高先生 真的不會怎樣 櫃台人員的臉色越來越鐵青 臉上的線也越來越多條 郵局裡的氣氛本來就有點安靜 此時 也因為這位高先生的無理取鬧 讓整個氛圍更為尷尬... 櫃台人員: 我們的業務一律都得填寫本人的全名!!! 似乎已經很火了 所有人也都朝向該櫃台想探個究竟... 這位高先生也察覺到不對勁 便很不好意思且客氣的跟櫃台人員說... 不好意思... 我姓高... 單名一個字... 賽... 賽... 賽... 賽... 賽... 賽................... 剎那間...郵局一片死寂.. 只剩紙張翻閱的聲音... 還有... 竊笑的聲音... -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 163.29.239.250
推 seven782:我以為會是高進 06/01 23:46
推 godjojo5:原來是高賽喔!!! 06/01 23:46
推 soulboy:都要Q雜碎了說... 06/01 23:46
推 bw930:高義你他媽雜碎!! 06/01 23:46
推 enskyzuso:哈哈，一樓中肯， 狗屎 .. 五告胎哥= = 摁歌揍呵糗 06/01 23:47
推 adonisey:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/01 23:48
推 UserMsa:高賽，你他媽雜碎。 06/01 23:48
推 cara716:高賽!你他媽胎哥! 06/01 23:49
→ UserMsa:高賽，你他媽喇賽。 06/01 23:49
→ outofdejavu:XDDDDDDDD 06/01 23:56
推 ioiovivi:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/01 23:57
推 ricesandwich:XD 06/01 23:57
推 azzboy:很酷捏 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/01 23:57
推 tarzankao:這是笑話吧... 06/02 00:00
推 adjos:這個好笑。。哈哈哈 06/02 00:00
推 anglejess:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 00:00
推 whiteann:XDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 00:01
推 katori:我還以為 他名字就叫高先生咧 06/02 00:01
推 bruce78131: 我笑了.. 06/02 00:02
推 sdjh18:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 00:03
推 tyan0615:哈哈哈哈哈XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 00:05
推 hua1040:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 好好笑!! 06/02 00:05
推 geforce2003:...這篇夠好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 00:05
推 lemon207:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 00:05
推 hacoolman: 他爸爸真狠 06/02 00:05
→ alanMM:他媽好壞 06/02 00:06
→ minbyminby:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 00:07
推 tina02119:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 00:08
推 cacay:............................................ 06/02 00:09
推 KETA:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 00:09
推 acerwei:有笑有推 06/02 00:09
推 gold97972000:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 00:09
推 lovejean722:推到爆了阿`~~~~酷 06/02 00:10
推 shadow543:有笑有推 06/02 00:10
推 powerkian:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 00:10
→ powerkian:看來他在郵局吃了很多次苦... 06/02 00:11
推 sister3q:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 00:11
推 wei503:一開始真以為就叫高先生耶!!! 06/02 00:11
推 guitaregg:郵差：「高賽掛號信！噗！」（笑出來） 06/02 00:13
推 sss010631:笑到眼淚都出來了XD 06/02 00:14
→ minbyminby:爆吧爆吧！！XD 06/02 00:16
推 treeslight:他從小到大到底吃過多少苦.....(糟糕我笑不停) 06/02 00:16
推 easoncoon:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 06/02 00:17
推 herro191919:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 00:17
推 hownowater:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 00:17
推 FairyClaire:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 00:18
推 DearTank:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 00:18
推 shirbabe:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 00:19
推 play1983:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 00:20
推 pugarine:XDDDDDD他爸媽怎麼這樣啦...XDDDD 06/02 00:21
推 sunnytutor:幹嘛不改名啊!!!!!!!!!! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 00:21
推 mrxjohn:讓我想到九把刀的"哈棒傳奇"XD 06/02 00:22
推 Brav0:笑翻XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 00:24
推 hackerjack:姑且不論姓...取一個賽有什麼意思? 隨機翻字典嗎? 06/02 00:24
推 ponggung:酷ㄟ 06/02 00:28
推 windangellin:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 00:31
推 x56565656:他爸媽應該是希望他有好運氣吧XDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 00:32
→ keeyah:請問只有我以前就聽過嗎 這是個笑話吧= = 06/02 00:32
推 anointed:高賽....推了拉 06/02 00:35
推 willie1987:如果高先生看到這篇文章會有何感想呢...XDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 00:38
推 sabrina9510:我論這篇當板標的可能性極大... 06/02 00:38
推 sp006539:讓它推~~~讓它推~~~~ 06/02 00:39
推 keall:哈 有笑有推阿XDD 06/02 00:41
推 Hans14:真白爛, 好好地寫上, 辦事人員就會稱呼他高先生了, 怕啥??? 06/02 00:41
推 xxx3677:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 00:42
推 lyc51:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 00:42
推 sabrina9510:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 00:43
推 wu1212121212:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 00:46
推 PrettyFace:怎麼不去改名呢???@@a 06/02 00:46
推 wml92155:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 00:46
推 joy71:XDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 00:47
推 ligar: 高賽.. 06/02 00:47
推 bettychu:超級好笑的啦 笑到嗆到 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 00:50
推 YZVINO50:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 00:54
推 sheep0811:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD我認識高尚唷~^_<* 06/02 00:57
→ sheep0811:也是真人真事唷唷唷唷唷~他家是上流社會的唷~! 06/02 00:57
推 LEAVEOUT:哈哈 高賽!!完全沒想到 真的以為他叫高先生XD 06/02 00:58
推 zzxxzz:XD 06/02 01:04
推 farewel:XDDDD 06/02 01:08
推 Jeff777:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 01:09
推 chenbin:差低低低低低低低低 06/02 01:09
推 bigear1030:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 01:10
推 jot5436: [大喜]我生了個兒子叫高賽 06/02 01:11
推 yichunchen:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 01:14
推 icagall:好狠的爸媽呀!!!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 01:19
推 guevara0316:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 01:19
→ anemowaves:我以為他就叫高先生... 06/02 01:22
→ cheng105:為什麼不去改名... 06/02 01:24
推 surolanter:久把刀應該可以跟他會會 06/02 01:24
推 heyEmma:xDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 01:27
推 Tamama56:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/02 01:28
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→ a606155123:靠...會笑死 06/02 01:30
推 fireboy0114:有笑到，推一個! 06/02 15:13
→ MiaoMi225:我看不懂= ="誰能解釋一下勒 06/02 22:04
→ jhan1132:應該要用台語發音!"狗屎" 不知解釋對不對~ 請講解! 06/03 05:59
→ MiaoMi225:喔~~了了了!!! 06/03 10:35