[轉錄][趣事] 魯肅

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標題[轉錄][趣事] 魯肅

時間Mon Apr 27 16:09:25 2009

※ [本文轉錄自 joke 看板] 作者: m0708 (Rance) 看板: joke 標題: [趣事] 魯肅時間: Sun Apr 26 15:44:37 2009 周瑜因為戰爭，平常都不在家有一天小喬太無聊就想去找魯肅他老婆聊天就到了魯肅家門口門口衛兵看到是周夫人，說聲都督夫人好就讓她自己進去了可是小喬找半天都沒看到人就跑出來問那個衛兵說小喬：『喂！魯夫人呢？』衛兵：喔他去偉大航道了 -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 122.120.130.82

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