[外絮] The Tony Allen Dos and Donts List

[rayensighner (瓶子不是這樣看低)]

新聞出處:http://celticshub.com/2009/12/15/the-tony-allen-dos-and-donts-list/

作者:Zach Lowe

There’s something I should make clear: I want Tony Allen to succeed. And not
only because I just bought a flat-screen TV and would like it to last at
least a few weeks before I hurl my remote at it.

我必須先聲明一些事：我希望TA能夠成功，不只是因為我最近買了一台新的電視以及我

不希望在未來幾個禮拜內把它給砸了。

For now, we are stuck with TA. Yes, he has an expiring $2.5 million contract
that could be packaged before the trade deadline with one or more of the C’s
other expiring deals, but that’s going to be more difficult to pull off than
most fans understand.

現在，我們真的與TA有代溝了。他有著2.5M的合約，當然可以在交易期限以前交易他。

不過這會比大多數球迷所瞭解的還難以推動。

For now, TA is going to play double-figure minutes for this team while
Marquis Daniels is hurt. His success would help the second unit, reduce the
burden on Ray Allen and Paul Pierce and give the C’s a player who could
diversify their offensive arsenal by getting to the foul line. It would also
be a nice coda to a career until now defined by bizarre injuries, shady off
the court connections, sloppy dribbling and maddening brain cramps.

從這陣子開始TA將要有著十幾分鐘的上場時間，為了補丹丹的空缺。他的位置很重要，

如果能成功，那將可大大紓解雷槍與PP的壓力，而且也能是另一位C's能上罰球線的球員

。對他來說也會是他生涯中美妙的一個章節，畢竟之前可是飽受傷痛、而且讓人覺得他靠

不住、懶散的，甚至會令人腦羞。

It was in this spirit that I introduced the Official Tony Allen Dos and Donts
List after Monday night’s game. Right now, it only has six items.

所以囉，我要正式公佈Tony Allen "要做的" 以及 "不能做的" 事情。

Here is my mission for readers: Let’s build on this list. Together, we can
guide Tony Allen into being a successful player. This is not meant to poke
fun at TA (honest). Many, many players with far less raw talent have built
productive careers by recognizing their limitations and doing only what they
are good at. We need Tony to do this. The team needs him to do it.

這是我為了讀者所要做的任務：找出並建立這個清單。

只要做到這些事，Tony就可以成為一個成功的球員。這絕對不是故意在開他的玩笑。

有很多很多的球員就算沒有先天好的技能仍舊可以創造不錯的生涯數據，只要知道自己

的極限以及作應該做的事情。  我們也希望Tony能作到，因為這隻球隊現在需要他。

Below is the original (and very short) Tony Allen Dos and Donts List. Please
add your own suggestions in the comments. We’ll pick the ones we like best
and add them to the official list, which I can only assume will one day
either be in the Smithsonian next to the Declaration of Independence or
revered like the golden tablets that told Joseph Smith to found Mormonism.

下面是這份清單(很短XD)，你可以在回覆裡提供意見，或許我會增加覺得有道理的意見。


Remember: The goal is not to insult Tony. We’re here to help.

記住，這真的不是要嘲笑Tony，我們是來幫忙阿。

THE ORIGINAL TA DOS AND DONTS LIST

DO: Post up smaller players

DON’T: Try and do anything beyond the basics while running a screen/roll

DO: Throw entry passes. It is an underrated skill, and he is good at it.

DON’T: Drive to the basket if doing so involves more than one defender.

DO: Defend the best wing player on the other team for a few possessions each
game

DON’T: Foul that player as he shoots a jump shot with less than five seconds
on the shot clock.

That’s it. Go to work.


原始的：

該做的：遇到比自己小一號的對手就盡量貼上去。

不該做的： 當在作擋切時亂做多餘的動作。

該做的：做好傳球的動作。這是他被低估的一項能力，他其實可以傳的不錯。

不該做的：禁區裡不只一位防守者時，硬是要殺進去。

該做的：每場比賽裡盡量都去防守對方最好的搖擺人。

不該做的：對方進攻時間剩下不到5秒時，當他出手時你還去犯規。


好吧，這是目前我能想到的。



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可以去跟他說不要運球嗎XD 


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推 piercepaul  :Don't touch the ball
推 gaiaesque   :重點就是不要腦充血 !!
推 j02850      :1樓好酸XDDD  不要運球就好了
→ piercepaul  :if u get ball,just wait right there,somebody will
→ piercepaul  :help u soon
→ a1091100075 :樓上那句也很讚…XDDD
推 ddey        :他傳球傳的不錯嗎??
推 awaro       :keep drinking your gatorade
推 NLchu       :GET AWAY FROM THE COURT!!!
→ NLchu       :RUN!!! RUN!!! RUN!!! WE ARE BEING ATTACK!!!
→ NLchu       :OH NO! NOT AGAIN! NOT AGAIN!!!
→ NLchu       :TOTOTOTOTOTOTOTOTOTOTOTOTOTOTOTOTOTOTOTOTOTOTOTOT
推 nick13tw    :他要做的首先就是換一個腦袋
推 wilson78225 :All you need to do is to "change" your "brain,"
→ wilson78225 :not to adopt your mind！(喔這樣好像裱很慘XDDD)
推 Troy1986    :他的傳球真的被低估  他的切傳是可以練起來的
推 tzar        :All u have to do is join the lakers，
→ tzar        :and make urself on the Finals, thank you
→ tzar        :    be  才對
推 Ykuan       :最近有越打越好了吧...自己板上的球迷酸自己的球員..
→ piercepaul  :其實TA目前的狀況是挺不錯的 他處理球必須再細膩一點
→ piercepaul  :畢竟之前給他太久的耐心了...對他我相信不只是台灣
推 wilson78225 :YKuan大別在意~大家只是開開玩笑>"< 我在之前的推文
→ rayensighner:酸TA是正常的  要不作者為什麼會寫第一段呢?
→ piercepaul  :Boston當地應該也有不少球迷酸他...雖然是自己隊上球
→ wilson78225 :也都有說TA開始值得期待了啊，而且以實際狀況來說，
→ piercepaul  :員  好壞還是要分明阿 一昧的挺並不是好事
→ wilson78225 :沒了丹丹也真的需要他=)
推 Ykuan       :如果他打的差就說哪裡需要改進，沒必要用酸的語氣吧
推 woaine520   :窮人版典委怎麼變成這樣了......
推 ckshera     :他真的是腦殘過了頭
推 AngeLucifer :他的體能真的很優, 技巧也有, 就是腦子不好使
→ AngeLucifer :所以以上兩個優點都沒啥用QQ
推 fk920       :最後一句是本文的精隨XD
推 ILLwill     :空有天賦  卻缺乏籃球智商
推 permoon     :酸自己球員很正常啦，看看那精美的爵士隊板，多歡樂
→ permoon     :話說我以前也常在灰狼板酸糖果人
推 BelArt      :Don't dribble on the court
推 cress0128   :DO:      上場前先打鎮定劑.....
→ ben7692     :推鎮定劑&不要運球
推 AngeLucifer :每次想到TA, 我的腦子裡都會出現一隻非常興奮, 流著
→ AngeLucifer :口水, 被主人河流抱著, 但四隻腳還是凌空狂奔的狗...
→ AngeLucifer :然後一放在地上就會衝出去撞牆...簡言之就是Garfield
→ AngeLucifer :裡的Odie, 我不是要罵他, 但是他真的給我這種印象XD
→ AngeLucifer :附帶一提, Garfield對Odie這種行為的評價是:
→ AngeLucifer :"我喜歡不用上發條的玩具"
推 DonGoua     :練好18呎左右的跳投
推 OPPOPOP     :練好中線跳投
→ ben7692     :練好另外一邊的底線跳投Y
→ ben7692     :PP大在總版....
推 joseph103331:他在低調XD
→ rainingdayz :要低調哪比的上 總版的某某阿
→ piercepaul  :那篇有優質的球迷跳出來講話了
推 ben7692     :XD  我知道他在低調
推 ccob        :還是別故意玩低調比較好 看看之前最愛玩的S跟M隊
→ ccob        :最近連低調都不用了XD