[閒聊]Funny Manager Quotes

[anarchy (fucking cynical)]

看完那麼多穆里兄嚴肅的談話..來個好玩的


http://www.ave-it.net/funny_manager_quotes.htm


'When a player gets to 30, so does his body.' - Glen Hoddle


'I was a young lad when I was growing up.' - David O'Leary


'Home advantage gives you an advantage.' - Bobby Robson


'It's the only way we can lose, irrespective of the result.' - Graham Taylor


'We must have had 99% of the game. It was the other three per cent that cost us

the match.' - Ruud Gullit


'The philosophy of a lot of European teams, even in home matches, is not to

give a goal away.' - Alex Ferguson


'In a year's time, he's a year older.' - Bobby Robson


'The first 90 minutes are the most important.' - Bobby Robson


'Shearer could be at 100% fitness, but not peak fitness.' - Graham Taylor


'As I've said before and I've said it in the past...' - Kenny Dalglish


'He was a player that hasn't had to use his legs even when he was nineteen

years of age because his first two yards were in his head.' - Glenn Hoddle


'I've seen them on television on a Sunday morning most days of the week.' -

Jack Charlton


'People always remember the second half.' - Graham Taylor


'If they hadn't scored, we would've won.' - Howard Wilkinson


'Paolo Di Canio is capable of scoring the goal he scored.' - Bryan Robson


'It was a game we should have won. We lost it because we thought we were going

to win it. But then again, I thought that there was no way we were going to get

a result there.' - Jack Charlton


'We keep kicking ourselves in the foot.' - Ray Wilkins


'I have a number of alternatives, and each one gives me something different.'

- Glenn Hoddle


'Of the nine red cards this season we probably deserved half of them.'

- Arsene Wenger


'It wasn't going to be our day on the night.' - Bryan Robson


'Very few of us have any idea whatsoever of what life is like living in a

goldfish bowl,except, of course, for those of us who are goldfish.'
- Graham Taylor


'If you can't stand the heat in the dressing room, get out of the kitchen.'

- Terry Venables

好吧>>來個照片http://www.ave-it.net/funny_pictures1.htm

真的很好笑...如果有冒犯的話>>請見諒


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推 JamesCaesar:我還是覺得趣味圖片比較好笑...快笑死了><
推 anarchy:這裡又貼不出來..只能po網址...><
推 JamesCaesar:兵工廠的好可憐 XDDDD...一直被調侃
推 Okuthor:兵工廠好可憐？怎麼看出來的？
※ 編輯: anarchy         來自: 61.57.175.133        (07/13 03:10)
推 JamesCaesar:我說的是趣味圖片啦
→ Okuthor:瞭解。