Re: [外電] 一篇虧熱火但其實狂貶公牛的外電

[bluesky3330 (穿白襪的小熊與公牛)]

由於這篇實在太好笑了我就大致翻一下

※ 引述《eertllams (Tree666)》之銘言：
:                         http://tinyurl.com/5ufeqt7
:                               Steve Rosenbloom
:                        9:49 a.m. CDT, June 13, 2011
: Heat choke is the feel-good story of the year (unless you're the Bulls)
: 熱火的挫敗讓大家高興   不過公牛球迷卻不是
: Thank you, Dwyane Wade. It’s good therapy for America that your
: over-celebrating Heat have nothing but regret and embarrassment today.
: A country shot off fireworks to mark the death spiral of an arrogant bunch of
: guys who shot off their mouths better than they shot the basketball.
: Thank you, LeBron James. A big group hug for the nation as you led your
: overexposed Heat to spectacular underachievement in choking away fourth
: quarters, especially at home, until you ultimately choked away the NBA title.
: Miami’s “Big Three’’ celebrated the NBA title last July when all they had
: done was accept a ridiculous amount of money. They acted like they’d won the
: whole thing a month ago when all they had done was win half of what they
: bragged they’d win. But the best moment --- short of Dirk Nowitzki’s
: holding the “Big Two’’ of the Larry O’Brien and Bill Russell trophies ---
: came in Game 2 of the Finals when the Heat started dancing and celebrating
: and acting out, and then, oops, choked a massive lead at home.
: Oh, and I almost forgot the jerk way that Wade and James mocked Nowitzki’s
: illness, then denied it, and who’s laughing now?
: Say this for the Miami Hate: Nobody is better at celebrating when nothing has
: been accomplished.
: The Heat said they weren’t brought together to win not just one NBA title,
: but 5, 6, 7. Hard to do when you gag in Games 4, 5 and 6.
: To think, Wade wondered aloud why most of the country seemed to be rooting
: for the Mavericks.
: Reality check, Dwyane. Hel-LO.
: Speaking of that, James also said those taking joy in the Heat’s pantsing
: will have to get back to reality soon.
上面是對火火的酸言酸語，為避免不必要爭端我就不翻了
以下是跟公牛有關的酸言酸語，翻來笑一下
: For Bulls fans, that should come now. Because the reality is, no matter how
: small the Heat’s biggest names played, this doesn’t make the Bulls any
: better. It doesn’t get them any closer to a title, and in fact, it might
: appear to leave them farther away.

對公牛球迷而言，就如同James所說的，是時候面對現實了。
現實就是，不管熱火打的多爛，這也不會讓公牛離冠軍更近一點，事實上，這也許會讓
公牛的冠軍夢更遙遠了。

: Sure, the Heat’s failure might make them happy the way it has elated just
: about everyone else with a brain, but the championship series only seemed to
: exaggerate the Bulls’ weaknesses.

當然，熱火的失敗也許會讓公牛迷跟所有其他有大腦的人們一樣得意，但是總冠軍系列戰
只有讓公牛的弱點更加被放大了。

: The Bulls still have only Derrick Rose to trust in the fourth quarter. The
: Heat had two guys worth almost $200 million, and they couldn’t get it done.
: Both of them are bigger than Rose, and one of them should always be available
: to come through, and, well, this is like rewriting the Bulls’ playoff
: obituary, isn’t it?

公牛在第四節還是只有D-Rose可以信任，熱火有兩個價值2億美元(是我數學不好)的球
員，但是依然沒有辦法在第四節關門。而且這兩個球員都比Rose大隻，其中一個還應該是
總是可以依賴的，但是，他們的挫敗就像是重寫了一次公牛隊的訃聞一樣。

: And then the team that exposed and exploited the Bulls’ weaknesses got
: whipped in the Finals. That changes things more than I thought.
: The Bulls’  question isn’t: How did we lose to those guys?
: No, the Bulls’ question is: How would we ever win a quarter from the
: Mavericks?

那支凸顯公牛隊的弱點並加以運用的球隊在總冠軍戰被打敗了，這讓一切改變的比我所想
的還要嚴重。
公牛隊的問題已經不再是：我們是怎麼輸給這些傢伙的。
而是：我們要怎麼在小牛隊手中贏下任何一節？

: Look, the Heat were just as good defensively as the Bulls, and the Heat couldn
: ’t stop Dallas’ long-range bombing and interior play. Connect the dots,
: people.

聽著，熱火是一支跟公牛一樣好的防守球隊，但是熱火卻無法阻止小牛的外線轟炸以及內
線進攻，看出這之間的關聯性了嗎？

: The Bulls would have no one to guard Nowitzki, same as Miami. But worse, the
: Bulls would face more offensive problems against the Mavericks than they did
: against the Heat, or at least as many third, fourth, fifth and six options.
: Even while stopping Wade, the Bulls got clowned by James, Chris Bosh, Udonis
: Haslem, Mike Miller, and even Mario Chalmers. Good luck thinking the Bulls
: would have an advantage facing Jason Terry, Shawn Marion, J.J. Barea, even
: DeShawn Stevenson and Jason Kidd.

公牛將沒有人可以守住德佬，就像邁阿密一樣。但更糟的是，公牛將會面對到比面對熱火
時還要嚴重的進攻威脅，至少在第3、4、5、6進攻點上。
即使公牛守住了Wade，但還是被LBJ、Bosh、Haslem、Miller甚至是Chalmers玩弄了。
如果你認為公牛對上Terry、Marion、Barea甚至Stevenson以及Kidd會有優勢的話，那麼
祝你好運。

: Where do the Bulls hide Carlos Boozer in those situations? On the bench, I
: guess. Again. What a Soriano-like financial disaster this is going to be.
: And what’s the deal with Joakim Noah? Double-doubles, hustle, energy --- and
: then he can’t get off the bench in the fourth quarters because Omer Asik is
: a better option? What a Boozer-like financial disaster this might turn out to
: be.

在面臨到這種進攻不足的情況時，公牛把Boozer藏在哪裡呢？我想是板凳上吧！
又一次這種索爺劇本(小熊隊高薪低就外野手，從洋基到遊騎兵、國民最後落腳小熊，年年
衰退，現在還躺進DL了，為什麼我知道他在DL？因為我FB有兩個盟選他=.=)
那麼Noah呢？可以貢獻雙十、有拚勁與能量，但是卻無法在第四節作出貢獻而坐板凳，只
因為Asik是更好的選擇？又是一個可預見的Boozer劇本。

**Soriano→Boozer→Noah 成真的話芝加哥人應該會很崩潰XD 不過也應該習慣了啦~哈哈


: Let’s not even discuss the new version of a Kyle Korver double-double: can’
: t his hit shots and can’t stop anybody at the other end.
: I’m talking Mavericks now, but this goes for facing the Heat again, as well.
: The Mavericks did to the Heat what the Heat did to the Bulls: Took their most
: important player out of the game and whipped them with scoring all over the
: place.

我們甚至不要去討論Kyle Kover特別的Double-Double(中文應翻成雙"不能")，"不能"把球
投進以及"不能"在防守端阻止任何人。
我現在講的是小牛隊，但是同樣的問題也會在再次面對到熱火時出現。
小牛隊熱火做了熱火對公牛做的事，把他們最重要的球員排除在比賽之外，然後用全面性
的得分解決對手。

: The talk after the Bulls’ title hopes died was getting Rose some help.
: Specifically, a second scoring option who can create his own shot.
: Boozer can get his own shot sometimes, but it always seems to be the 15-foot
: jumper that opponents encourage him to take. Luol Deng can’t create his own
: shot because nobody in the history of the NBA, I believe, has bought his ball
: fake.

在公牛的冠軍夢破碎之後，一般的想法是要為Rose找來一些幫手，尤其是一個可以獨自創
造進攻機會的第二得分點。
Boozer有時候可以創造進攻機會，但是看起來永遠都是那對手希望他做的15呎跳投。
Deng無法創造自己的進攻機會，因為我相信NBA歷史上沒有人會被他的假動作騙到。

: What else you got? Tell you what, C.J. Watson might be second behind Rose in
: creating his own shot. Sick, huh?

除此之外還有誰？告訴你吧！
C.J.Watson也許是Rose之後第二會自行進攻的人了，夠慘吧！

: But guess what? Even that one new addition wouldn’t be enough. Nowitzki,
: Terry and Marion can get their own shots. Even the creaky Kidd created some
: space and killed the Heat from distance. One guy won’t be enough for the
: Bulls. One guy might just make the pain of failure greater.

你知道嗎？即使新加入了一個得分點也不一定就足夠了。
德佬、Terry以及Marion可以自行進攻，甚至老態龍鍾的Kidd都可以在外線殺死熱火。
新增一個人並不足以拯救公牛，新增一個人只會讓失敗的痛楚更加強烈。

: If anything, the Mavericks showed the Bulls they are worse off than they might
: ’ve wanted to believe when their postseason ended. It should be troubling.
: It should cause much angst in Bullsville.
: But somehow, nothing hurts much after James and Wade took their failures to
: South Beach.

如果說小牛隊展現出來的能力讓公牛理解了些什麼，那就是公牛其實比他們在季後賽被淘
汰後所願意相信的還要糟。
這確實是很大的問題，而且也應該會在公牛的部落格(Bullsville)上帶來很大的憂慮。
但是弔詭的是，一切在James與Wade將失敗帶回邁阿密之後，似乎都不痛了。



這是作者送給公牛的醒世名言嗎？好慘....
但我相信問題沒有那麼嚴重，Rose跟Noah需要成長，Boozer的能力就擺在那，重要還是會
不會使用，其他球員也還必須更加融入彼此，我想公牛沒有到這麼慘的地步啦...但是該
捕的球員還是要補啦!!!!哈哈哈~~~

有錯的地方請不吝指正喔!!!

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Every rose has its thorn
Just like every night has its dawn
Just like every cowboy sings his sad, sad song
Every rose has its thorn

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※ 編輯: bluesky3330     來自: 140.119.54.103       (06/14 13:48)
※ 編輯: bluesky3330     來自: 140.119.54.103       (06/14 13:48)
推 opopoppj:不過這裡點出了一個我覺得很重要的地方
→ opopoppj:C.J.Watson也許是Rose之後第二會自行進攻的人了
→ bluesky3330:可是不太可能擺雙衛.....
→ opopoppj:這裡蠻中肯的 公牛可以自己一個人持球進攻的只有Rose
→ opopoppj:勉強再加一位Watson這明顯不夠用 Deng的持球進攻不夠好
→ opopoppj:Noah是讓我已經不知道他會不會進攻了= =
推 a90b201:好想看公牛比賽= =....
推 Amilous:$200 million是兩億吧 LBJ跟Wade的約各別是一億多
→ bluesky3330:原來是我數學不好XD~~~~~抱歉了作者我誤會你了!!!
※ 編輯: bluesky3330     來自: 140.119.54.103       (06/14 20:21)
推 eertllams:他們三個薪水是一千四百多萬 ! 原文的兩億是指精蟲嗎?
推 opopoppj:應該是說他們總共可以拿多少錢吧
→ eertllams:是說四年三個人總共才會2億  原文說兩個人
→ eertllams:我傾向原文寫錯
推 rosebulls:推 不過原文真的把公牛看太扁了
推 Amilous:原文哪裡有提到四年?
→ Amilous:LBJ是六年1億985萬  Wade是六年1億756.5萬
→ Amilous:LCD三人的約都是六年 第五年是ETO 第六年是Player Option
推 eertllams:got u!
推 mcjesus7204:可以多點持球進攻在熱火，感覺反而是累贅。
→ mcjesus7204:BOSH傳球能力薄弱、低位單打因體態輕薄，難以建功；
→ mcjesus7204:本季多以空檔跳投取分，無法出手時，傳球路線也不佳
→ mcjesus7204:LCD三人在各隊時，都有好的單打；湊在一起就不成樣
→ mcjesus7204:LCD傳球，只有LD能看，但三者分工不明確，往往會打結
→ mcjesus7204:其實總在幻想：如果熱火有LOVE或NOAH這種籃板該有多好
→ mcjesus7204:我雖是火迷，但我很喜歡ROSE，期待他下季的長足進步。
→ oldwei:L如果那時聽老大的話(簡訊)來   說不定拿冠軍變全球偶象~
→ bluesky3330:樓上老大是說Rose嗎？他比較像不愛講話的嫩少主...
→ Spartan117:公牛內線攻擊力太弱 對方可以盡情的對Rose堆積防守
→ Spartan117:Noah以防守見長 Boozer.......Boooooooo要期待比較好
→ Spartan117:在我想像中公牛打小牛大概就跟沒James的熱火打小牛一樣
推 oldwei:其實今年是這兩個明星生涯分水嶺   >"<
推 ilefe:公牛會被小牛射爆 但輸給一隻完整的球隊比較能接受
推 BlueSatan:公牛跟小牛最大的差距,或是說LBJ守Rose跟守Jet最大的差
→ BlueSatan:在於Jet的外線真的準爆了,放一步給他投在跳過去嚇無用
→ BlueSatan:季後賽有幾球LBJ一對一都盯到了Jet還是在他面前投進3分
→ BlueSatan:光外線準太多這點,就是現在Rose做不到的地方
→ BlueSatan:也是LBJ比較好守住Rose的地方
→ sneak: got u! https://muxiv.com
→ muxiv: 原文哪裡有提到四年? http://yaxiv.com