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※ [本文轉錄自 joke 看板] 作者: iamnerdy (感恩的心感謝有您) 看板: joke 標題: [趣事] 破掉的聲音 時間: Fri Jun 29 01:33:57 2007   明天就要結婚的珠珠,擔心地問著媽媽:   『怎麼辦?建丁一直以為我還是個處女,明天的洞房夜,他一定會 發現我根本就不是啊!怎麼辦?怎麼辦呢?』   媽媽一付好整以暇的樣子說著:『沒關係。這我有經驗,交給媽媽 就對了。』   『媽給你一個有金屬扣的小錢包,明晚上床時,你將它放在屁股那 兒,單手握著,當他把寶貝放進你裡頭時,你就把金屬扣扣上。他一定 會問你這是什麼聲音?你就告訴他,這是處女膜破裂的聲音。』   洞房花燭夜,珠珠便照著媽媽所說的方法辦理,建丁果然大叫……   『這是什麼聲音?』   珠珠故做害羞狀地說:『唉呦,這是人家處女膜破掉的聲音啦~』   『什麼?快把你的處女膜打開!它夾住我的寶貝了!唉呀呀呀呀呀,我的寶貝!』   珠珠馬上臨危不亂地唱道:『讓你知道你最美~』 -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 220.139.51.203
comtak:我的寶貝寶貝,逗逗你的眉眼~ 06/29 01:35
pigface:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 好笑 清流 06/29 01:41
afflect:我笑翻了 06/29 01:45
ilyvonne:最後是新加入的笑點XDDD 06/29 01:50
aawwee:XDDDDDD 06/29 01:54
tinyrain:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/29 01:55
mminlyrics:幹 真靠盃XD 06/29 01:56
Zenta:好!給個推! 06/29 01:57
foget:一開始以為OP 沒想到後面那個梗真棒 XD 06/29 02:04
noamchomsky:張懸聽到了應該會很傷心 = = 06/29 02:08
mialovepink:哈哈ㄏ哈哈笑翻天了我 06/29 02:09
chou:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/29 02:15
DancePotato:............................ 06/29 02:22
roy8181:哈哈哈哈 06/29 02:29
taurus512:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/29 02:31
pen88:洨了XD 06/29 02:33
sheioio:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD太賤了 06/29 02:33
krara:看了二次才看懂XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD幹,笑死了。 06/29 02:37
solove31:XD 06/29 02:45
Cathay:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/29 02:55
dendrobium:我的寶貝寶貝,給你一點舔舔 06/29 02:55
luphe:幹 我剛剛好在聽寶貝 真白爛XDDD 06/29 02:55
Gafield:哎呀 我的寶貝寶貝 鬥鬥你的馬眼 06/29 02:57
frozenfrost:好笑!! 06/29 02:59
piyoduck:清流!!1!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/29 03:04
jaka:白爛 06/29 03:04
andybbcx:........好白爛XD 06/29 03:06
welb:票選史上最白爛... 06/29 03:10
Ruruto49:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/29 03:16
yeahyeah:ㄎㄎ 06/29 03:27
wish315:後面這句有勁!! 06/29 03:31
sunkist309:XDDDD 06/29 03:32
mnbymnby:真好洨XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD 06/29 03:32
HeyGod:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/29 03:34
imcbdcbd: 我的包北包北,給你一點舔舔 06/29 03:39
ForSinSoKing:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/29 03:49
SoYoungBlues:剛好在聽XD 06/29 03:55
HornyDragon:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/29 04:02
sredqaz:挖靠XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/29 04:06
hsnuray:XDDDDDDDDD 06/29 04:10
shagojoy:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/29 04:43
xrdx:有創意XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/29 04:46
walker2009:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈ꬠ 06/29 04:54
cosmoju:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD誰要轉張懸板 06/29 05:27
robinlluu200:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/29 05:30
Durant35:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/29 05:42
lee1126:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd 06/29 05:46
hate56:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/29 06:16
mayoee:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/29 06:30
monsieur7:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/29 06:45
Swaris:好雞巴喔XDDDDDDDDDD 06/29 07:17
evermpeg2:張懸姐姐會哭的﹨(╯▽╰)∕ 06/29 07:20
windyform:有看有推XD 06/29 08:05
alicecsq:剛好在聽XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/29 08:14
l1l1l1l1:XDDDDDDDDDDD沒看完差點給噓 06/29 08:22
kcl32:這是結婚前和結婚後的那位大爺嗎?您怎總愛半夜PO文啊? 06/29 08:42
Yie:XD 06/29 08:47
pen2:有創意 06/29 09:14
kevinfu619:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/29 09:31
Melson:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/29 09:35
lucas01:cc 06/29 09:42
joe15252001:笑死我了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/29 09:44
fj320:XD 06/29 09:50
ero7728:XD 06/29 09:56
fatso:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD後勁很強 06/29 10:03
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hideinmylife:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/29 10:11
paradiseK:好賤喔 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/29 10:45
emperor:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/29 10:46
CN091118:XD 06/29 10:50
john112136:XDDDD 06/29 10:51
parisian:XDDDD 06/29 11:16
chinyafen:有夠靠背XDDDDDDD 06/29 11:36
SqueezeMe:近期唯一大笑 06/29 11:38
jellpop:XD Good!! 06/29 11:54
Addidas: 06/29 11:56
sux0116:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/29 12:03
pureshore:XD 06/29 12:07
alyson:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/29 12:07
alyson:借轉 06/29 12:08
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October29:靠...XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/29 12:09
XDav:alyson你...( ‵□′)─C<─___-)|||(張阿懸有新笑話可用了) 06/29 12:17
alyson:禾斗禾斗,因為很久沒去聽表演了,只能有這麼點貢獻...XDDD 06/29 12:19
stone1980:....... 06/29 13:14
deepcute:以為走錯版..跳出去看 我的最愛沒有西斯版阿 06/29 13:19
aquablue:XDDDD 06/29 13:29
hsyiuen:一早起床看到這個真不錯 06/29 13:34
ahjiy:樓上的~下午一點半已經不是一早了啦XDDDDDDDDDD 06/29 13:36
hsyiuen:暑假的正常起床時間!! ^O^ 06/29 13:38
ahjiy:嗯........這倒是真的XD 06/29 13:39
taco428:(有暑假實在是太過份了...嗚嗚) 06/29 13:44
ahjiy:Taco歡迎加入社會人士行列XD(大家都曾經有過暑假咩~) 06/29 13:45
ytwgytwg:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/29 14:36
FREAKnik:可以借轉嗎? XD 06/29 15:49
waterorz:哈哈哈哈哈XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD色ㄟXDD 06/29 16:57
metalalive:XDDDDD 有點蠢~~哈哈 (我是沒暑假的悲苦學生 QQ") 06/29 16:56
mylathrun:天啊...跟這首歌的氣質真不搭............. 06/29 18:02
chibimin:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD (好害羞唷>////<) 06/29 18:14
eyedrop116:好想撞牆喔XD 06/29 18:44
solitaire07:..........................................ㄌㄥˇ 06/29 23:44
sharronn:哈哈~~~!! 06/30 00:06
Thinthia:在這不好意思給噓,但是哪裡好笑? 06/30 14:30
Caster5:難道樓上看不出笑點? XDDDDDDD 06/30 16:07
jn717931:XDDD女兒是阿懸迷呀 07/03 15:01