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最近有報導指出三月份即將登場的集數中會有重要角色被賜死 而且該名角色是跟四位主婦相關的核心人物 也就是說四對夫妻八名角色不是老公死就是老婆死了QQQQ EW http://tinyurl.com/6o24jxl EW 報導該名被賜死的角色雖然無法參與第八季完結篇 但是可以參與 2012 秋季美劇的首波檔期 印象中我有聽說 Eva 要接新劇 但可不可以不要是 Gaby !!!! TV Guide http://tinyurl.com/7arnakb TV Guide 很貼心的幫大家整理了各角色該死與不該死的原因XD 有些寫的倒是蠻有一回事的 1. Mike (James Denton) Why He Will Die: Producers haven't really known what to do with Mike in recent years so death would finally give him purpose and send Susan on an intriguing new path. And it makes narrative sense, too: Mike made himself known to the bad guys when he convinced Ben not to borrow money from that shady man. Too bad Ben turned around and took the loan anyway -- if he falls short, will Mike have to pay the ultimate price? 為什麼會死? 因為近幾年來編劇一直想不出什麼新把戲讓 Mike 玩XDDDD  (想當初 Mike 曾經回歸無望就知道這角色真的沒啥前途可言  加上第七季跑去阿拉斯加消失了大半時間 再再證明 Mike 線真的很無聊XD) 再說 Mike 自己也跑去惹放高利貸的 要出事也不無道理 Why He Won't: Sure, Susan and Mike became Wisteria's boring old married couple the instant they got re-hitched, but it would be cruel to rob them of a happy ending. Also, who's going to watch MJ while Susan is busy discovering herself as a "tortured" artist? 為什麼不會死? 儘管 SM 戀破鏡重圓的那一刻就陷入無趣的老夫老妻式生活 但不給他們快樂結局似乎有些殘忍 再說 要是 Mike 死了 誰來照顧 MJ XDDDDD  (硬要表 Susan 就對了XDDDD) 2. Carlos (Ricardo Antonio Chavira) Why He Will Die: It's no secret that Carlos' immense guilt over killing Alejandro is what led him to the bottle. Is the next step taking his own life? Even if Carlos doesn't off himself, anyone looking to avenge Alejandro's death would likely go to him first. He's barely been featured in this season to begin with. 為什麼會死? 對於 Alejandro 的愧疚感也許會讓他最終了結自己的生命 或是為了替 Alejandro 報仇的人發現真相之後也會衝著他來 畢竟再怎麼說 他也是扛下了本季的主線擔當 Why He Won't: When viewers first met the women of Wisteria Lane, the Solises were the opposite of a happy couple. It would be more poetic to close the book with Gaby and Carlos as we never thought we'd see them — in love. 為什麼不會死? 在 S1E1 眾家主婦初登場時不難看出 Solis 一對完全貌合神離 要是在完結篇可以讓 Solis 一對發現深愛彼此豈不是頗有詩意 (光是這一句就不想讓 Gaby & Carlos 死了XDDDD) 3. Renee (Vanessa Williams) Why She Will Die: She may have broken things off with Ben, but the mysterious mafia guy her ex-lover borrowed money from didn't seem afraid to get Renee involved if Ben doesn't keep to his strict payment plan. 為什麼會死? 簡單來說就是被 Ben 拖累.... Why She Won't: It's nothing personal, but most viewers never fully warmed up to the former Mrs. New York Yankee, so killing her off wouldn't send as many shockwaves — which is the whole point of axing someone so close to the end. 為什麼不會死? 因為才來兩季 角色給觀眾的認同感不夠深 就算死了也沒有很震撼XD 4. Bree (Marcia Cross) Why She Will Die: Since the ladies buried Alejandro's body, Bree's been the sole recipient of those mysterious I Know What You Did Last Summer-esque notes. And did we mention her recent, and rather, sudden foray into sleeping around and drinking before noon? If the former homemaker of the year can transform into the town whore, anything is possible. If we're really going to spitball here, maybe it's Bree's funeral that would bring Orson back to Fairview. 為什麼會死? 自從 Alejandro 事件以來 Bree 一直都成為被害的首要目標(勒索信) 所以如果被殺害也不奇怪 加上她最近睡遍全城鎮的男人以及大白天就酗酒 如果前任完美主婦可以變成夜夜笙歌的玩咖 那還有什麼不可能XDDDD Why She Won't: If Bree was going to bite the bullet, producers probably would have had her pull the trigger back when she contemplated suicide. If they came so close to killing her, and didn't, chances are she'll make it to the end — even if this new side of Bree makes fans cringe. 為什麼不會死? 如果真心要賜死這角色的話 當初就不會讓 Renee 即時拯救她 都活過了那一關 要活到完結篇應該很容易 即使 Bree 的新面貌讓人傻眼.... 5. Tom (Doug Savant) Why He Will Die: Because if Lynette can't have him, nobody can! Talk about the most tragic thing to happen on Wisteria Lane ever... 為什麼會死? 如果 Lynette 得不到他的話 沒有人可以!!!! 想想所有發生在 Lynette 身上的悲慘事情吧!!!! (老實說這點有點薄弱XDDD) Why He Won't: Of all the Wisteria Lane hubbies, Tom is the least connected to Alejandro's death. Plus, the writers have had plenty of material to mine from his and Lynette's separation — killing him off before season's end would almost certainly feel like cutting their journey as a couple short. 為什麼不會死? 這季重點劇情之一就是 LT 的分分合合線 要是在完結篇之前就讓 Tom 死掉的話 編劇豈不是浪費的之前的心血 以及後面歹戲拖棚的機會XDD 6. Lynette (Felicity Huffman) Why She Will Die: If we had to go through a divorce, miscarriage and cancer all in a few short years, we'd want to check out sooner rather than later, too. 為什麼會死? 如果觀眾必須短短幾年內承受發生在 Lynette 身上的離婚 癌症 流產等等悲劇 那麼真的要賜死她就來吧 早知道早解脫 Why She Won't: She is just starting to accept her split and start dating again, so if Lynette dies months before the final episode, would that leave enough time for closure? Probably not. More importantly, she's remained one of the most relatable housewives, so her death may be too heart-breaking for even the most ratings-desperate producers to bear. Kill Lynette, kill the show? 為什麼不會死? 第一點同 LT 離婚線理由 第二點則說 Lynette 一直以來都是紫藤巷最可靠的人 如果真的賜死她 那觀眾所必須承受的心碎程度絕對超出想像 帶來的後續效果也不是編劇們可以承受的 賜死她等於賜死這個節目  (撇開什麼可不可靠之類的因素 我只覺得 Lynette 一路走來實在歷經太多波折 若真的賜死她也太可憐QQQ) 7. Gaby (Eva Longoria) Why She Will Die: From a shallow cheater to a loving wife and mother, Gaby's come a long way, baby. If she were to die in some valiant way — to save her husband, her kids or her friends — it would make her story truly come full circle from the pilot. 為什麼會死? 從一個膚淺的模特兒到熱愛她的生命的全職妻母 如果她真的為了丈夫小孩或是摯友而失去性命 那麼 Gaby 這角色的故事線發展就真的是非常完整且令人動容 (天啊雖然精采但我不能接受....) Why She Won't: Through deaths, divorces and major disasters, Gaby's always made us laugh. Imagining the series' final episodes without Gaby is too unbearable a thought. 為什麼不會死? 不管在任何多悲劇的情節 Gaby 總是能為我們帶來歡笑 光是想像完結篇看不到 Gaby 逗我們笑 就夠悲劇 (這論點好爛 但 Gaby 這角色完全就是 DH 標準的黑色幽默XDDDD) 8. Susan (Teri Hatcher) Why She Will Die: After eight seasons of prat falls, it's time. One too many hits to the head will do that! More seriously, Susan has pinned herself and the other women to Alejandro's disappearance too many times this season, first with her painting, then by going to Oklahoma. Since she doesn't seem to learn from her mistakes, one of these stupid moves may cost her big time.  為什麼會死? 八季一路走來累積的白癡行徑加跌倒撞傷 也該是時候讓大腦出點問題了 (這記者真的很賤XDDDDD) 不過嚴肅一點說的話 Susan 本季一直在玩火 從畫出案發時候的狀況到跑去找 Alejandro 的家人 如果她還是沒有學到教訓的話 總有一項愚蠢的決定會害死她自己 (總歸一句要死就是耍笨害死自己就是了....) Why She Won't: From her iconic accidental striptease in Season 1 to her once passionate will-they-or-won't-they romance with Mike, Susan has carried the show at one time or another. Would Marc Cherry really kill her off? 為什麼不會死? 從第一季一路走來一絲不掛被鎖在門外 到讓觀眾糾結 SM 到底會不會修成正果 甚至到最後面 Susan 這角色都算是撐起了整部戲 製作人 Marc Cherry 真的忍心賜死她嗎? ---- 除了 Renee 外剩下的七個角色 真的是完整陪我走過八季 不管要賜死誰我想我都不能接受QQ 可是就一部戲的精采程度來說 賜死主要角色帶來的震撼絕對是超乎想像 除了 Renee 外真要我忍痛選的話..... 我想就是 Bree 了 其他三對我真是不忍心 加上 Bree 或多或少讓自己一步步走向墮落的深淵 唉 -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 140.119.79.96
briansix:賭盤 01/30 11:46
ss1132:不要是Bree= =都把她寫成這樣了太口憐了 01/30 12:50
preppie:蘇三.....哈哈哈 01/30 13:02
trokymmr:現在看起來Tom應該最不會死...Renee感覺太晚來了,可惜她 01/30 20:12
trokymmr:和這齣戲的調調挺合的,Bree死的話就可以去陪她第一季的 01/30 20:12
trokymmr:老公了... 01/30 20:13
lapentti:我認為是Bree 因為她跟Mary Alice調性最像  01/30 20:56
lapentti:如果真要跟第一季有致敬的話.... 01/30 20:57
liangel:這篇的理由好好笑XDDDD 嗯~我猜可能會是bree吧! 01/30 21:27
RerunRoad:如果是主要角色要死掉 希望是救人而死而不是自殺 01/30 21:31
RerunRoad:不然感覺好哀傷><~~~ 01/30 21:31
lovemad:MY GUESS IS BEN 02/01 07:51
pp09207:用心推 02/01 11:45
cilify:3月份才會死 那還有一陣子啊..還是2月?我也猜Ben, 02/01 23:56
Inhotep:一定是BEN啊 主婦都躲過這麼多次災難了 每次都是外來者 02/02 00:23
Inhotep:遭殃,這是傳統。生人勿進,就連MIKE也是一番掙扎昏迷了N 02/02 00:24
Inhotep:月才得到紫藤巷的認同XD 成功落地生根的呀~ 02/02 00:24
eitherway:死其他人吧 不要死Gaby> < 02/02 20:39
lapentti:BEN算核心人物嗎? 02/02 22:52
vilevirgin:我純粹覺得為了滿足haters大概是susan會死 02/03 01:46
vilevirgin:可是死法可能是用完全漂白這角色的方式 02/03 01:46
vilevirgin:不過想想美劇如此政治正確 不拿carlos當祭品說不太過去 02/03 01:55
lovelovely:之前好像有報導說 已經在拍EVA的最後幾場戲 我猜可能真 02/03 16:20
lovelovely:的是她死掉QQ 02/03 16:20