Re: [偽史] 1942 日中則昃--河北會戰(5)

[MRZ (臺大歷史系教授......Orz)]

Next Chapter:

Armed: Comrade Stalin! I think we can use Mongolian troops to occupy
Manchuria.

Stalin: Oh, yeah, how many men do we have to do this job?

Armed: Well, it's about one hundred thousand men.

Stalin: Are you crazy? Only 100,000 men can do what? Tickle the Japs
to death? They have 500,000 men at least. By the way, those 100,000 men
are only made for cannon folders. Do you really know what hell mean is
the CANNON FOLDER?

Armed: Don't worry, Comrade Mao has at least 500,000 soldiers and
3,000,000 people in the Northern China and they are our best ally.

Stalin: Yeah, I know Mao the Fat Guy have those manpower. However,
they will fight the Japs with what? Japs have airplanes, tanks, and
big guns. What thing is Mao and his freaking guerilla to have? They
cannot even destroy one battalion of Japs by 100 regiments and even
that fxxking battalion are light-armed supply unit.

Armed: Well, that's several years ago and now they are stronger than
before......

Stalin: All right, if you realy want to fight the Japs and I will
send you to Vladistock tonight and you can just feel how freaking
cold Siberia is right now.

Armed: Cold? I think now is summer.

Stalin: Sum-you-sh@t-f#$king-mer! Siberia only has 10 weeks without
snowing which are late July to early September!

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