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Bill Clinton and his driver were cruising along a country road one night when all of a sudden they hit a pig, killing it instantly. Bill told his driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what had happened. About 1 hour later Bill sees his driver staggering back to the car with a bottle of wine in one hand, a cigar in the other and his clothes all ripped and torn. "What happened to you", asked Bill. "Well, the Farmer gave me the wine, his wife gave me the Cigar and his 19 year old daughter made mad passionate love to me." "My God, what did you tell them", asks Clinton. The driver replies, "I'm Bill Clinton's driver, and I just killed the pig". 不懂為什麼當他說I'm Bill Clinton's driver, and I just killed the pig". 那戶人家會有Well, the Farmer gave me the wine, his wife gave me the Cigar and his 19 year old daughter made mad passionate love to me. 這樣的反應? 感謝解惑>< -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 59.113.48.86
pelicanper:the pig = Bill Clinton 06/17 14:49
Miere:所以是說那戶人家很開心他被殺了嗎 06/17 15:22
l10nel:對 06/17 15:52
mrhalliwell:那人家以為豬指的是Bill 而且很開心Bill被殺 06/17 16:14