作者yigit (yigit)
看板EngBadminton
標題[尋人] 4th of July
時間Sat Jul 5 00:08:13 2008
Today it is fourth of July...
打開電視機 轉 CNN就會看到
George W. Bush 在白宮前面高唱 Star spangled banners (美國國歌~)
唱完以後 發表演說 (莊嚴且神聖) ;
Today it is the fourth of July.
We stand here all together to celebrate the national day of
the United States of America, the one nation under God, and above all
other countries...
台下一陣嘩然 噓聲四起...
尤其是歐巴馬的競選陣營 極度不以為然
開始嗆聲... 即將引起暴動的時候
布希清了一清喉嚨 繼續說;
As we ignore all other countries...
we shall never forget this:
the fourth of July is not only our celebration,
but also someone's birthday!
台下群眾鴉雀無聲 帶著不解的表情:
Whose???
布希很興奮:
Yeah, it's Hwu's birthday!
It is 胡孟潔's birthday!!
台下一陣尖叫歡呼~~!!
祝我們的隊長 胡老大 生日快樂!
奉上超級無敵寒天級冷故事 願博君一笑呀 哈哈哈!!!
Bibliography:
胡錦媛的老梗
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