A pig and pie story.

[Spartan (絲瓜頓頓)]

One day, Ms. Elegance brought home her favorite food,
a hot, delicious pie.
She put it on the table in the living room.
The aroma aroused her appetite a lot.
She almost wanted to eat it right away.
But being an elegant girl, she refused to have any dusts
on her body from the outside.
So she went to take a shower and totally cleaned herself up.

After finished the shower, she put bathrobe around her
and walked passed by the living room to her room.
While she was in her room, she heard pig sound.
That's weird, so she went out to check what's going on.

The pie was gone! She couldn't believe her pie was gone!
She saw a pig running away from her kitchen.
So she suspected it's the pig that stole her pie.

She went after the pig and asked why the pie was gone.
The pig told her that he actually was that pie!
She heard the response with big disbelief.
But the pig told her that after seeing her seductive figure,
his body began to react.
He was so ashamed about his changing part.
e-->g
So he decided to run away.
But unfortunately he still got caught.
Oh, poor pig. Or shall I say, poor pie.

Here is a little advice for the beauties out there,
Don't show your attractive body in front of your pie!


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推 amepluie:I really don't understand... @@
→ littlev:Either do I !  > <
→ Hamles:PIG is equal to PIE. ???@#$%^&*!@
推 abela:this is a cold joke.The body part change due to girl!!!
推 obiter:Um... I don't really get it either
→ amepluie:Spartan~ where r u? we need ur explanation...
推 Spartan:abela is right(& smart)!! :~~~   "e" got excited, so.
→ Spartan:his "DD" became longer --> g. actually too long!
→ Spartan:btw, u need a little imagination to get this joke :D
推 karatefish:am i sick minded if i got it on the first try? @_@
→ Spartan:no, not at all :p  it shows your high intelligence :D
推 amepluie:err....I am so dumb... (>.<)