[Joke] FW: Engineering in Hell

[wnwangster (Wei)]

An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier
and says, "Ah, you're an engineer -- you're in the wrong place."

So, the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in. Pretty soon, the
engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts
designing and building improvements. After awhile, they've got air conditioning
and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy.

One day, God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, "So, how's
it going down there in hell?"

Satan replies, "Hey, things are going great. We've got air conditioning and
flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is
going to come up with next."
God replies, "What??? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake -- he should
never have gotten down there; send him up here."
Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping
him."
God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue."
Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah, right. And just where are YOU
going to get a lawyer?"


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      "Everyone is entitled to be stupid,
                                          but some abuse the privilege."


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推 Bigfatty73:hmm, why should engineers go straight to hell in
→ Bigfatty73:the first place?
→ wnwangster:cuz they believe in science?
→ wnwangster:and you know what they do when you believe in sci.
推 Bigfatty73:We found a witch !! Should we burn her?
推 V1NCENT:It's a joke? I didn't get it...
→ wnwangster:the point is actually not about the engineer but
→ wnwangster:about the lawyer... b/c all the lawyers are in hell
推 Bigfatty73:they'd probably get a couple of public lawyers up
→ Bigfatty73:there, but they'd barely win anything
推 army:At least it would probably be pro bono.... ~_~