[Joke] FW: Farmer and the Cow

[wnwangster (Wei)]

A farmer was in a bar drinking and looking all depressed.

His friend asked him why he was looking depressed and he replied,
"Some things you just can't explain. This morning I was outside milking.
As soon as the bucket was filled, the cow kicked it down with her left foot
so I tied up her left foot to a pole.

I began to fill up the bucket again and she kicked it down with her right foot,
so I tied her right to a pole too.

As soon as I finished milking her again she knocked down the bucket with her
tail, and I took off my belt and tied up her tail with my belt.

As I was tying up her tail, my pants dropped, then my wife came out and well,
trust me, some things you just can't explain!"


--
      "Everyone is entitled to be stupid,
                                          but some abuse the privilege."

--
※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) 
◆ From: 118.165.177.152
推 huntermyth:how coincident!! lol
推 maikviva:OMG...
推 extrawave:The truth is out there = =+
推 amerinese:I remember reading about a farmer that really did
→ amerinese:have sex with a sheep. The reason he got caught was
→ amerinese:him and his wife ended up with a strange sexually-
→ amerinese:transmitted disease.
推 sulliven:this joke ever showed on the video lol...
→ wnwangster:upstairs... you have a rather heavy taste XD