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A pregnant Irish woman from Dublin is involved in a car accident and falls into
a deep coma. Asleep for nearly 6 months, when she wakes up she sees that she is
no longer pregnant and frantically asks the doctor about her baby.
The doctor replies, "Ma'am you had twins! A boy and a girl. Your Uncle from
Cork came in and named them."
The woman thinks to herself, "Oh no, not my uncle... he's an idiot!"
She asks the doctor, "Well, what is the girl's name?"
"Denise."
"Wow, that's not a bad name, I like it! What's the boy's name?"
"Denephew."
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"Everyone is entitled to be stupid,
but some abuse the privilege."
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