[Joke] The Art of Love Making

[wnwangster (Wei)]

The Italian man says, "Last week, my wife and I had great sex. I rubbed her
body all over with olive oil, we made passionate love, and she screamed for
five full minutes at the end."

The Frenchman boasts, "Last week when my wife and I had sex, I rubbed her
body all over with butter. We then made passionate love and she screamed for
fifteen minutes."

The Jewish man says, "Well, last week my wife and I had sex too. I rubbed her
body all over with schmaltz (chicken fat), we made love, and she screamed for
over six hours."

The Italian and Frenchman were stunned. They asked, "What could you have
possibly done to make your wife scream for six hours?"

The Jewish man says, "I wiped my hands on the bedspread..."


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推 lifegetter:i haven't done a thing and my wife was screaming
→ lifegetter:ever since we were married... :p
推 otterheron:Take it easy. That's life.
→ wnwangster:she must be very very sensitive...
推 livelifejim:It seems that the man doesn't put emphasis on tidy
推 nudespair:that's funny XDDD