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→ formec:“I could dance with you’til the cows come home. 11/28 12:36
→ formec:On second thought，I’d rather dance with the cows 11/28 12:36
→ formec:until you came home. －Groucho Marx 11/28 12:37
A couple goes out to dinner to celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary.
On the way home, she notices a tear in his eyes and asks if he's getting
sentimental because they're celebrating 50 wonderful years together.
He replies, "No, I was thinking about the time before we got married.
Your father threatened me with a shotgun and said he'd have me thrown in jail
for 50 years if I didn't marry you."
"...tomorrow I would've been a free man!"
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