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推 mountain1:it's funny. ha ha 01/18 07:29
推 shiuan8979:haha I like this! 01/19 23:09
I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter.
She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth.
I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that.
"Why?" my daughter asked.
"Because it's been on the ground, you don't know where it's been, it's dirty,
and probably has germs," I replied.
At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked,
"Mommy, how do you know all this stuff, you are so smart."
I was thinking quickly, "All moms know this stuff. It's on the Mommy Test.
You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mommy."
We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering
this new information.
"Oh...I get it!" she beamed, "So if you don't pass the test you have to be
the daddy."
"Exactly." I replied back with a big smile on my face.
p.s. The "I" is really not "I"; and the daughter is not mine.
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