→ svmax0922:it is very funny although heard before. 01/03 20:04
→ chen95982000:HAHA, love this joke! 01/04 00:36
A woman got an antique Magic Mirror from the flea market which claims
will make your wish come true. So the woman took it home and made a
wish : " Mirror, Mirror, on the wall, please make my breast to
forty-four."Suddenly, the magic happens. Her breast is getting larger
and larger to size 44. Her boy friend saw what had happened to her
and couldn't wait to make a wish himself. So the guy said to the
mirror : "Mirror, Mirror, on the wall, pleast make my "it" to the
floor." Then the "Miracle" happens. The guys legs were getting shorter
and shorter and finally his "it" reach the floor.
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