推 Ilovepasta:LOL 06/23 12:05
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rz0xSBePS9w
The World Cup.
Billions hold their breath as a champion is forged inside the crucible
of Earth's biggest sporting event.
Oh, I've heard the doubters.
They say to me, "Morgan, I am an American, and a heterosexual.
Why in tar nation should I waste my time watching El Copa Mundial?"
I'll tell you why, my friend.
Guys getting hit----- in the nuts.
Hot damn!
No other spectacle offers as much nut-crushing action as the World Cup.
Sacs are obliterated.
Nads are squashed.
Testicles are utterly destroyed.
Uh-oh! Looks like someone got a red card----- on their balls!
Top striker can send a ball at a man's groin at more than 130km/hr.
Now I don't play that metric crap, but even I know that will flatten your
hairy pouch into a pancake that is going to ache like a bitch for weeks.
And don't get me started on the beauty of cleat to balls action.
Holy mother of exploded testies!
There is nothing, and I mean NOTHING, as sweet as the sound of a diamond-
tipped soccer boot finding a man's floppy treasure.
This is why it is called- the beautiful game.
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