推 CLora:lol. 01/21 12:28
Harry the astronomy student (who happens to be a geek) and his new girl
friend went to a music festival and will take shelter with their tent. After
a good meal and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night, and went to
sleep. Some hours later, the girl woke up and nudged her boy friend:
"Honey, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
the astronomy student replied, "I see millions and millions of stars."
"And what does that tell you?" his girlfriend asked,the guy pondered for a
minute, said:
"Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and
potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo.
Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three.
Theologically, I can see that God is all-powerful and that we are small and
insignificant.
Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow."
"What does it tell you?" the girl was silent for a minute, then spoke from
between her teeth:
"Harry Potter, you idiot. Somebody has stolen our tent!"
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