作者dadabo (lego)
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標題[乳摸] Tiger Woods要買Saab?
時間Wed Dec 23 20:02:22 2009
只能說用這招挽救婚姻，恐怕也是史上第一人。Tiger買不起整個吧? 或許是當一個
個人最大股東?
Saab表示: ....
大意:
Tiger Woods想要買Saab來挽救婚姻，因為他老婆是瑞典人。他的理由是因為他小孩
不一定會打高爾夫，買個公司給小孩算是未來的保障。加上他說Saab是GM的，是個
美瑞混血，剛好跟他家庭是一樣的。
http://tinyurl.com/yk47zuq
Breaking News: Tiger to buy Saab from GM to save his wife’s homeland
In a last ditch effort to win the love back of his Swedish bride. Tiger has
indeed made a tender offer to the trustee’s of GM’s Saab line. Tiger
rationalized the takeover with “my kids might not be the golfers that I am,
so having this company to operate will give them some structure in their
life. Not to mention that Saab has both Swedish and American operations, and
as you already know…we’re a mixed family”
Elin made no comment, but there has been word of every one in her entire
family cruisng aroudn Stockholm in a new Saab G ride. Tiger also announced
that his plans for saving Saab include some cosmetic transformation of the
product. When the press asked him what type of changes to expect on the new
Tiger Wood’s managed Saab product, the golfer replied “Figure Chip Foose
meet’s Saab, with a little bit of Soul”.
We’re all waiting to see what he means by that. Boy Dave Chapelle would
have a hey day with this one.
JCFW
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→ Santander:不好意思有點看不太懂 樓下你呢?? 12/23 20:11
推 reallocust:他是Tiger Woods還是Tiger Blue?? 12/23 20:13
→ Mariah:嗯嗯 原來是這樣阿 12/23 20:24
推 surna::O 他是為了讓GM繼續給他代言吧 XDXD 12/23 20:30
※ 編輯: dadabo 來自: 60.251.104.164 (12/23 20:32)
推 pussycat2009:純推Tiger Blue XD 12/23 20:43
推 MI6:跟GOLF推聯名款就夠了啦 買什麼SAAB 12/23 20:58
推 motokare:推二樓XDDDD 12/23 21:23
推 IDhard:這....太扯了 12/23 21:26
推 chuangtx: 溫馨 12/23 21:34
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推 james412:轉PO到JOKE板吧 好誇張啊！XD 12/23 23:37
→ close2night:假如成真的話還挺屌的~~ 12/24 00:05
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