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標題Re: [國家隊] 特裡揭秘理髮慶祝動作 魯尼賽前為他뀠…
時間Thu Apr 2 22:35:31 2009
http://tinyurl.com/c7bctq (Daily Mail)
減法風正夯 每日郵報順勢推出英超髮型最差的五個人
Fabricio Coloccini http://tinyurl.com/cwgohs
Newcastle’s lively full-back burst onto the scene at the beginning of the
season, causing the barbers of the North-East to lick their lips in
anticipation.
But as of yet they have failed to get their hands on this frizzy abomination.
If points were handed out for ringlets and volume Newcastle would be safe and
Alan Shearer would still be on Match of the Day.
Djibril Cisse http://tinyurl.com/cflhlb
If Coloccini is evading the North-East’s barbers, this French international
is helping them through the recession almost singlehandedly.
There is a new monstrosity each week, more often than not involving bright
dye and grotesque patterns.
Basically his hair is the equivalent of a much-regretted drunken tattoo –
except he makes a new mistake every week.
Marouane Fellaini http://tinyurl.com/dl7e9y
You know things have got bad when your nickname is ‘Screech’, in honour of
the gangly manchild from Saved By The Bell.
Fellaini managed to ignore the nickname and repeated calls to have his
enormous afro cut off until very recently.
So, short back and sides for the Everton man? No, a hideous corn-row and bead
creation that makes him look like an embarrassing European tourist in
Jamaica.
Dirk Kuyt http://tinyurl.com/c6b8az
A man’s man, our Dirk, this hairdo is a tribute to lads who hop in the
shower, shun the shampoo and don’t even take a glance at what’s on top.
The downside for the Liverpool forward is that he now resembles a B-movie
star, a blue movie star that is
Matters aren’t helped when his on-field hustle and bustle produces a sweat
build-up that adds a neat layer of grease.
Benoit Assou-Ekotto http://tinyurl.com/cy4rd8
The Spurs defender is in possession of an afro so huge, it constitutes half
his body weight.
While other footballers have turned their back on the afro, this man is
committed to the cause.
It has height, volume and the odd bit of colour. But he looks like a skunk,
and for this he’s on our list.
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說成這樣 寫這篇文章的人也把你的髮型弄出來讓別人看看阿 XDDD
酸到不行的翻譯就麻煩有志之士了
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