[轉錄][聽錯] Just do it !?

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作者: showko (說我怪咖?!那是種稱讚!!!) 看板: StupidClown
標題: [聽錯] Just do it !?
時間: Mon Nov  2 13:19:01 2009


今天上午一如往常的進行田野調查

遠遠的就看到兩位傳教士在跟一位毆吉桑傳教

心想～在這種鄉下地方傳教真是辛苦，因為被打槍的機率太高了

而且還要懂得講一點台語成功機率較大吧，真的很難啦

才想畢，我就被兩位185的白人盯上...
















傳：你好～(以下外國腔)

我：HI～

傳：可以耽誤你一點點時間嗎？

我：呃...不好意思，我在上班，沒空耶～sorry(這也是事實)

傳：哦哦～沒關係，我只是想問你～Just do it !

這是勉勵的話－做就對了，我懂～所以我隨即就回：哦～OK～OK～(並且給予善意的微笑)

傳：NO～NO～Just do it !

我：OK～OK～I see !

傳：NO NO NO NO.....Just do it !

我也是滿臉問號了：OK～OK～Do what ?






傳：NO NO～What I mean is "where am I ?"

                             "where am I ?"

                                    "where am I ?"























阿兜...

原來你會講台語...

不過...還是請你講中文啊～～～～


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推 calvin301301:天阿我笑了.....
推 jokemaker:超好笑的XDDDDDD  『這是兜位？』和「just do it」.....
→ theodorelion:二樓的ID配上說的話 真令人鼻酸
推 power21585:我也笑了!!
推 Hyuaga:五樓 Jizz do it
→ Hyuaga:告非...
推 xdbutterfly:五樓愛自裱....
推 ggiirrllkk:我也喜歡被說是怪咖  那的確是一種稱讚XDDDDD
推 SpriteMan:  五樓愛自肥
推 hcc310:嘴角失守XDDD
推 homo760123:DO WHAT?
推 gerard:XDDDDDD
→ jason1163:just 督 it
推 hate56:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
推 hahax52:哈哈X52
推 chu1230:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
推 JTLz:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 超好笑
推 hesta:這有版標的淺力
推 wInIc:XDDDDD
推 swordmr20:加係都威XD
推 cindykana:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
推 mydeargf:XD 你心裡想的，老外都知道!! XD
推 Jackwin:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
推 good3583:      Hyuaga:五樓 Jizz do it
推 jshk:老外以為台灣人都會說台語嗎XDDD
推 hebemike:ＧＪ
推 scedbo412:XD 超好笑的啦
推 franreaac:XD 可以m了~
推 roneyuan:假戲督V XDDDDD
推 watashiD:Just do it!!
推 jerry789789:幹這真的太好笑了  我笑到流眼淚
推 shaothi:哈哈哈哈哈
推 kentsam2077:有笑點
推 ethos8015:XDD
推 noone:我笑了 XDDDD
推 closetowind:大推啦!!
推 chl520:xd
推 poikg:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
推 ssun302231:==================版標版標==================
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推 peaceyou:XDDDDDD
推 tototony:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
推 danny0210:= =
推 kapiobhee:哈哈哈
推 jenhsuan:突然覺得Nike變得更有意義了 (路癡專用?)
推 coolmayday:嘴角失守XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
推 mirrorz:XDDD
推 bluecrazyboy:NIKE廣告有新梗了...XD
推 falcon423:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
推 repeaty:where i am? where am i?
推 innctume:看到中間就開始大笑了XDD  有點嘴角抽搐XDD
推 seiyaku:XD
推 cbm111:原po OS:喜咩督殺毀啦ˋ..ˊ
噓 ivnscity:唬爛!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!之前就看過這個笑話了!!!!!
→ ivnscity:原PO唬爛行為不可取
推 sanacocoa:XDDDDDDDDD
推 XDXIX:XDDDDDDDDDDD
推 OoJudyoO:謝謝二樓的解答XDDDDDDDDDDDD
推 heartwall:XD
推 weapon690:看成My name..
推 shortpig:哈哈哈哈  好好笑
推 upbed:XDDD
推 a98450333:==================just督 it=========================
推 secret0716:看成My name+1
推 LIENMEI:嘴角忍不住上揚XDDDDDDDDD
推 wmwieqo:哈哈，這個好笑！
推 rockwayne:值得推爆
→ SWATDuck:真的假的~感覺有點唬爛
→ ddd123:其實不錯笑啦~XDDDDDD
推 ehen:XDDDDDDDDD
推 cff9900ff:讚啦
推 icecube14:其實  不錯笑就好嚕阿 這是溫馨的笨版ㄚ!!
推 zhewei:靠好好笑喔！
推 sharan0319:XDDDDDDDDDDDD
推 sam0312:噗哧!!害我飲料噴出來....
→ Xmop:不會說臺語，沒看懂。。。
推 chengtingXD:XDDD
→ callme5f:未看先猜樓下阿峰
推 WilliamXZ:阿鬼你還是說中文吧
→ callme5f:未看再猜樓下阿峰
推 leecoco: 未看再猜樓下阿達
噓 wb:噓明顯 看不太懂勒 有人可以解釋嗎?
推 zq1241:哈哈哈哈我笑了
推 naoko22:哈哈~~好好笑....好好笑
推 lockup1217:看再猜樓下阿扁
→ Yuhyt:"這是哪裡"的台語, Just do it!!
推 marujan:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD   wb要報名鵝媽媽英文教室了
推 lovesanji:這個好笑XDDDDDDD
→ cakin:XD
→ marujan:就是"just do it" 唸起來像台語的"這裡是哪裡"
推 nabiqueen:XDDDDDDDDDD  just do it!  (最後一句是"i mean"才對)
推 yuyemoon:這個有趣XDDDD  just do it音似"加洗兜we"(這是哪裡)
推 ictiffin:真可愛
推 asdfghjkl220:笑翻了XD 看不懂就噓 有沒有這麼沒水準啊 ==
推 princessmake:XD
→ kamil:My mean is "where am I ?"是啥小
推 marknm:這不推不行了~~XD
推 hco:XDD忍不住跟著念
推 coolmom:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
推 orange113:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 看懂了 XD
→ dearmautor:My mean?  應該是I mean吧
推 babaluu:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
推 hide33:超好笑啦! 沒2F解答 還真猜不到XDDDDDDDDDDDD
推 fivehundren:gooooood    just   doooooo it
推 herger:有笑有推
推 kktimes:XDDDDDDDDDD
推 evelyn055:看到二樓的解答才知道要笑XDDD
推 kennethliu:笑死我了  這梗太好!!
→ saisai60:XDDD
推 RedClown:版標！
推 light5552000:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
推 f222051618:XDDDDDDDDDDD
推 shin00:哈哈哈哈XDDDDDD 水唷水唷
推 usercl6:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD   佳喜叨位~~~~~~~
推 cashko:超好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
推 Angesi:哈哈 很好笑耶
推 star0808:後勁強大XDDDDDD   超好笑!!!!
推 hank61204:XDDDDD
推 lumis888:爆一個啦 XD
推 ilovedandan:好有畫面阿!!!!!!!
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推 linda0325:XD
推 hate56:XDDDDDDDD
推 GOLxDxROGER:屌歪了
推 avrilrock:爆
推 GOLxDxROGER:屌歪了
推 Hevak:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
推 tinyrain:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
→ ian8275:外國人文法有錯誤...給箭頭
推 inponda:爆點是My mean is?
推 arrakis:漂亮XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
推 ruby950127:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
推 Hasahina:cuteandy1088:轉錄至某隱形看板
噓 kaoru7568:紅的明顯，應該是用 I mean .... 吧，感覺怪怪的
推 s605152002:爆
推 sheng0809:哈哈哈XDDD
推 zelk:外國人文法錯很正常吧
推 ya1357977889:好強大XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD "這兮兜位"XDD
推 dragonsoul:XD
推 fine6945:XDDDD
推 thundercrab:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
推 young790812:好瞎喔!!!
推 jkjkj123:xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
推 zeat:XD
推 xgodtw:沒有二樓我還真的看不懂XD
推 hady4207:本來也看不懂    文法是i mean....原PO笨了
推 stu110003:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD  後勁超強!!
→ showko:我聽錯，應該是I mean..沒錯，不過我標題就是寫[聽錯]阿 XD
推 beautylin:XD
推 DrCoolDs:這個好笑
推 kiovv:也不對XDD是My meaning is "...",或是I mean "..."
推 jf790116:XDDDDDDD!!!
推 tooth:好好笑
→ neptune0299:二樓GJ喔
推 lazyboy624:樓上噓的英文真爛!!
傳教士應該是說 what I mean is ..耳殘+假會=笨了，已修正！
※ 編輯: showko          來自: 61.227.188.72        (11/02 21:31)
推 arashi410104:Hyuaga:五樓 Jizz do it
推 scorse:能聽成這樣也不簡單
推 lailai702320:Hyuaga:五樓 Jizz do it
推 threeplay:這個笑話聽過了...
→ yjha:笑話有了..
噓 jokegod:虎爛ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ 這是個笑話
推 deathheaven:XDDDD
推 parking:How do you turn this on
推 threeplay:補噓
→ threeplay:幹為啥不能噓
噓 threeplay:這下怕了吧
噓 threeplay:終於抵銷了，再一次就能達成初衷
推 librann:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
噓 threeplay:終於成功了
推 ma19761112:樓上辛苦了
推 sunbiba:.....just do it
推 GHpick:加洗堆 ? ...我笑了
推 downhill:怎麼看到有人傻傻的在自HIGH....
推 jasmine204:超好笑的啦!!!!!!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
推 MediaPlayer:這個好笑 我愣了兩秒
推 graytweedle:家洗都ㄨ一?    OKOK!!   囧 你OK個屁阿!?
推 henryrita:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
推 froggg:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
推 sunnytutor:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
推 Beetch:XDDDDD
推 biglunatic:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
推 andygenisu:幾爸婚!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
噓 jerrybig:這下怕了吧
推 eyeyey531:XDDD
推 magicjoker:爆
推 cobras0325:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
推 amy318:XDDDDDDDDDD
推 xtn5133:我還以為是銀魂梗 JUST DO IT~XD
推 hsustan:這個好笑XD
推 phoenixh29:XXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
推 imminko:XDDDD
推 ianwww:笑一下XD
推 fromwilda:XDD
推 qoo60606:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
推 purple6:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
推 id0316hiphop:哈哈
推 Tabrith:XDDDDDDDDD
推 tony22:XD
→ Yie:XDDD
推 vex93:哈哈 戳中笑點XDD
推 zjeff1:本日最好笑
推 etrana:看不懂  還好二樓解說XDDDDDDDD
噓 rei02:Where am I?  看就知道虎爛
推 doctor0929:爆~~~~
推 alpachino:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
推 SINREN:XDDDDDDDDDD
噓 michael921:這是笑話= =看過了...而且他幹嘛不直接用中文問你就好
→ michael921:原PO唬爛也不打草稿
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