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※ [本文轉錄自 StupidClown 看板] 作者: dreamseer (Mr.K) 看板: StupidClown 標題: [眼殘] 「請問你是東同學嗎?」 時間: Thu May 1 00:15:17 2008 這件事要從我的身世說起了 因為是外省人的關係,我很"幸運"的拿到了這個特別的姓氏~ 「束」 從小,從診所護士、新老師、新同學,到裝熟魔人... 我的姓氏常常被大家叫錯,就是因為他們覺得... "嗯?怎麼會有這個姓啊..." 然後他們就會想... "應該是我看錯了吧" 再看一次以後... "沒錯啊...啊~一定是他的字太醜了都黏在一起了啦~" 然後他們就自作聰明的把「束」唸成「東」了...囧 OS: 姓"東"就比較不奇怪嗎?(翻桌) 最後,我也很無奈的習慣了這件事 ==============================以上鋪梗===================================== 今天晚餐時間,我在宿舍吃便當,準備等等去考試 這時,來了一通電話... 我:"喂?" 陌生女子:"喂,你好,這裡是大X補習班,請問是「東」Kevin嗎?" 我:"束!"(無奈,但中氣十足) 大X補習班:"..........................." 然後她就開始講台語 講台語 講台語.....<囧> 我真的不是台灣國語啊......囧rz 有沒有姓「東」其實也很奇怪的八卦? -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 140.116.109.138
jvylw:XD... 05/01 00:17
mitchQ:他很可愛 05/01 00:18
aakk:哈哈哈 05/01 00:18
scumXsk2:原po姓東名邪? 05/01 00:22
peter9617:室友友情推~XDD 話說我也有聽到只是不知道他在幹嘛 = =a 05/01 00:22
marco741030:你素東童鞋嗎? 05/01 00:25
NONOLO:XD...... 05/01 00:25
lyic:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD我大笑了 05/01 00:25
sean0703:那小姐很好笑...XDD 05/01 00:25
MarsET:靠先生不會是雄中畢業的吧… 05/01 00:27
ericjc: 原PO叫做 [束偶啦] 05/01 00:27
imaginefree:有好笑 哈哈 05/01 00:29
geminiwinds:看到名字被念錯的都心有戚戚焉 05/01 00:28
Hans14:東貞藏 05/01 00:29
geminiwinds:我名字有個卬ㄤˊ..有個阿婆念紅..因為紅的台語是... 05/01 00:29
plen:我人跟我一樣ㄧ開始就看成東的嗎?? 05/01 00:30
haveahope:特別>_<羨慕耶XD 05/01 00:31
demonmoon:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/01 00:31
yuyayoung:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/01 00:32
dreamseer:ET大專業~我認識你嗎? 05/01 00:32
vnushane:哈哈~~小姐:素喔素喔 05/01 00:32
cjm825:有笑有推~~~~ 05/01 00:32
makiyo20625:束拉! 05/01 00:33
MarsET:呃…應該算有講過話吧…高小一的時候XD我是當時11班班代 05/01 00:33
kokakola:XDDDDDDDDDDD 東同學有台灣狗蟻 XD 05/01 00:33
kokakola:有 我一開始也看成東 XD/ 05/01 00:34
sean0703:像我同學名字的"秦"都被叫"泰" > < 05/01 00:34
momotwo:束啦~~~~ 要用"啦"當結尾才會有力 05/01 00:34
gjo3gjo3:束束束 05/01 00:35
dreamseer:嗯嗯~I know you~ 05/01 00:35
MarsET:靠我笨了ˊˋ小高一打成高小一XD 05/01 00:36
kubahao:束的!我就束 05/01 00:36
dans:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/01 00:36
piguda:束的啦~~~哈哈 05/01 00:37
azzboy:你姓束 束不束? XDDD 05/01 00:37
unolady:束! 05/01 00:38
vickylovesj:好好笑喔XD 05/01 00:38
sandy123:真的超好笑!XDDDDDDD 05/01 00:39
napa:XDDDDDDD 05/01 00:40
lent:束河馬!!! 05/01 00:40
yuhung:束 XDDDD 05/01 00:41
Peter034:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/01 00:42
bigsos:只有我想到那個台語的新聞嗎=__=? 05/01 00:46
xajx:我笑了XD 05/01 00:46
cchiahu:好笑好笑哈哈哈 05/01 00:46
inale:XD 05/01 00:47
Tsuhsiung:束! 05/01 00:47
miinming20:XDDDDDDDDD 05/01 00:47
ffbbhh:我也有認識一個姓束的 冏" 05/01 00:48
zeze:老師點名:金(淦)XX 在嗎?淦同學:ㄍㄢˋ 老師:= = 去罰站 05/01 00:44
zeze:以上是剛剛想到的老梗冷笑話XDDD 05/01 00:49
irenehong:你束不束姓束啊~^_< 05/01 00:50
demongreg:我的名字也是從小到大沒被正確的念&寫過→祜 05/01 00:50
aiyoweiya:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/01 00:51
shortfish:束素束素 05/01 00:51
vinita:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/01 00:52
broken543:東東 東東快餐店 05/01 00:52
normendy:同學推一個 阿斯~~ 05/01 00:52
hangyang:dreamseer似曾相似 原PO其實姓東 05/01 00:53
shortfish:素!! 05/01 00:53
peter9617:吃飯 睡覺 打東東 (誤??!) 05/01 00:53
ienjan:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/01 00:54
dreamseer:囧...nor大.... 05/01 00:54
ellencho:XDDDDDDDDD 樹,偶數! XDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/01 00:55
minipage:束束束!! 05/01 00:55
nanayo:XDDDDDDDDDD 05/01 00:56
snowwolf415:同系幫推XD 05/01 01:00
doooooo:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/01 01:02
fallqt:大學時,我們班也有人姓束耶!呵~很特別 05/01 01:02
seamoonstar:同系推!XD 05/01 01:02
abwesend:台灣國語的笑話我都抵擋不了,校死 05/01 01:05
dimit0811:笑死 05/01 01:06
mjmj0316:推原PO的台灣國語(誤) 05/01 01:07
chiahua:這讓我想到波蜜的廣告...你們說束不束啊 05/01 01:09
ienjan:想到淑頭的淑 XDDDD 05/01 01:10
graveangel:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/01 01:11
businessman9:東哥xDDD 高中大學同校推xDD 05/01 01:12
allen00148:同系幫推~~~這個有好笑到... 05/01 01:15
kendawx:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/01 01:18
weibeso:有笑有推XDDDDDDD 05/01 01:21
shidog:XDDDDDDDD GJ 05/01 01:22
piggyhead:承認吧 你有台灣國語= =@ XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/01 01:25
lgs123:原po姓東 名石鄉 字民? 偉哉 05/01 01:32
crea0520:束束束!!XDD 05/01 01:36
CestLaV:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd 05/01 01:41
dderfken:日本有東這個姓XD 05/01 01:41
heedopersen:XDDDD 05/01 01:42
aleader:原po是我室友的閃光耶 >///< 那她以後是東太太嗎(好奇) 05/01 01:44
ufo866:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/01 01:47
may120:原PO今天PO這篇......會遇到很多以前的同學~囧 05/01 01:47
panderbaby:XDDDDDDDDD 不行 我快笑死XDDDDDDDD 05/01 01:48
valenti1007:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/01 01:55
valenti1007:借轉就可 05/01 01:56
valenti1007:轉錄至看板 joke 05/01 01:56
hyperjynx:有笑有推!XD 05/01 02:01
teamiss:有笑有推XDDD 我就束!!!!!! 05/01 02:05
gingling:XDDDD 05/01 02:07
real:推補習班很人性化阿!! 05/01 02:09
ZoZs:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/01 02:11
gomo07:哈哈哈~超好笑 05/01 02:20
wei0816:好好笑~~~~~~哈哈 05/01 02:22
wanino:快笑死了XDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/01 02:32
kaweipress:XDDDDDDDD~ 05/01 02:38
LuciusMalfoy:XDDDDDD 05/01 02:43
zyxwvvwxyz:束不束 這個有好笑到 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/01 02:44
skywalkery:超好笑的啦!!! 05/01 02:50
qmorewhy:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/01 02:51
amusaur83:我在美國的同學跟他姐姐也姓束, 你認識他們嗎??? 05/01 02:50
x61127329:哈... 笑到不行 05/01 02:52
tinyrain:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/01 02:56
zhewei:這個有好笑! 05/01 03:01
happys425:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/01 03:02
yoyo55555:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 爆吧! 05/01 03:03
frank30931:我頓了3秒...噴笑了... 05/01 03:06
nimby:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 超可愛 05/01 03:07
arthursli:幫推~~~XDDDDDDY 05/01 03:07
pupupi:超好笑!! 05/01 03:08
yjay:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/01 03:11
arsonlolita:有人姓東啊...東巴 05/01 03:12
aragorn1128:哈哈哈~超好笑 話說我的姓也常常被人家笑... 05/01 03:13
zluck:這個爆好笑QQ束 05/01 03:15
mmm90415:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/01 03:21
bggyp:太好笑了!!!! XDDDD 05/01 03:38
evilize:哈哈...這個很好笑而且很特別 XDD 05/01 03:39
businessman9:轉錄至看板 KS96-303 05/01 04:11
jerlun:靠腰!!!這篇超好笑> < 05/01 04:36
jerlun:笑醒了!!! 05/01 04:36
ooyourxxx:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/01 05:01
walkwall:不束啦~~ 05/01 05:33
squarechu:這個真的超好笑!!!我邊笑邊回文~~~ 05/01 06:30
ART5566:XD 05/01 06:43
SWATDuck:一開始就看成"東"= = 05/01 07:02
dreamseer:囧>...爆了欸~謝謝大家~ 05/01 07:15
novelfly:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/01 07:57
windsya:東城綾 05/01 08:12
tim78128:雄中友情推 05/01 08:13
waiwang:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/01 08:20
smarter1004:XDDDDD 05/01 08:35
exezx:同學幫推~ 束啦!! 05/01 08:42
hughtop:笑死我了 05/01 08:43
flamer:雄中被你們導師教過國文友情推 05/01 08:44
kkk321:狗語 05/01 09:07
pescnd:東和馬....聽說你會做麵包... 05/01 09:41
gengar6307:清流!推XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/01 09:56
reymont:我知道為什麼要講台語XD 05/01 09:57
largegro:束的 偶推文了 05/01 09:59
irence316:笑到爆炸了我XDDDDD 05/01 10:06
iner:有笑有推XDDDDDDDDD 05/01 10:11
starryannie:束啦! 束啦! 05/01 10:21
coolcoolche:哈哈,你帥拉!束我拉! 05/01 10:20
j3650840:原PO是96級12班的學弟喔?! 05/01 10:26
niyuanyuan:你說 束不束~~~~ 05/01 10:35
alice54218:束~~~~ 哈哈~ 這個好笑 05/01 10:38
pchomer777:東尼史塔克 超帥 >///< 05/01 10:42
DearTank:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/01 10:43
longcircle:好棒優 好羨慕你有與眾不同的姓氏 05/01 10:42
ie0e84:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/01 10:47
jeanhsien:束~~哈XDDDDDD好好笑 05/01 10:48
howmy:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/01 10:55
leo0821:雄中友情推~束束束~偶束啦~~ 05/01 10:57
gsx7777777:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/01 11:00
dragon7652:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/01 11:02
shadowmoon:束啦! 束啦! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/01 11:04
Eiichirou:閣下之祖先想必是西夏人士也 05/01 11:19
kshs3:雄中友情推啦!! 05/01 11:31
romu:有笑有推 XD 05/01 11:57
lachesis1980:束束束..我束kevin啦XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/01 12:05
FHead:好笑 XDDD 05/01 12:23
kniht:一開始看成東+1.... 05/01 12:23
sdjh18:XDDDD 我以前同學有人性東喔 是原住民 05/01 12:28
oceanpeace:束!!!! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/01 12:48
leejee:超好笑的啦 05/01 12:57
qaxqwe:笑了 05/01 12:59
z615715:沒錯,就訴偶 05/01 13:03
GODSWIM: 束的! 05/01 13:07
tylab:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/01 13:10
richday:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/01 13:13
b9307025:束 XD 05/01 13:33
kimmy502:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 台灣國語的好可愛XD 05/01 13:34
kimoyahoo:好好笑唷 束同學你說束不束 05/01 13:35
mayday0609:邊笑邊推文XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/01 13:38
adam19821009:哈哈哈~~~束阿束阿~~~ 05/01 13:55
tupacshkur:XD 05/01 13:56
chenjackc:雄中友情推 其他原PO真的有點台灣狗乙 05/01 14:15
eprockers010:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/01 14:18
nieguest:XDDD 05/01 14:19
pomama:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD束~~ 05/01 14:23
iori0517:以前有個暗戀的學長也姓束 >\\\\< 但他不是116 XD 05/01 14:25
kenken0902:雄中友情推 05/01 14:43
ufomusic:有笑有推 05/01 14:48
puffmei:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/01 14:58
bluewanlin:XDDDD 05/01 15:06
DuRaNcE:束(台灣國語) XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/01 15:28
giock18:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/01 15:53
gcanny:我同事, 女生 姓東..大家都叫她東東.. 05/01 16:16
jkc0312:有人性臺灣的"臺" 05/01 16:20
Yie:XD 05/01 16:23
boltsky:XD 05/01 16:45
ghostru:XD 05/01 16:48
halahalazoe:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd 05/01 17:26
mimictony:練習曲主角 東明相!! 05/01 17:30
poister:XD 05/01 17:49
beryl123p:XD 05/01 18:01
iozs:XDD 05/01 18:04
alphabeat:116友情贊助 05/01 18:08
madamm:XD 05/01 18:42
jadeite72:雖然已經爆了..但實在太好笑了 05/01 19:24
Terrykho:同班推XD 05/01 19:49
yolky:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/01 19:50
Leto:超好笑的啦!!!!! 05/01 19:59
angel750730:XDXDXDXDDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD 05/01 19:59
fragileheart:噗 這篇怎麼沒M?? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/01 20:04
whatsupman:我大學時有個學弟也姓束耶~難不成是你親戚嗎~ XD 05/01 20:25
terry761109:狂推!有版標的實力XDDDD 05/01 20:47
SuperTaco:推「束」!XDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/01 21:07
usercl6:超好笑的XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/01 21:12
enroth:XD 05/01 21:31
sukisk:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd 05/01 21:32
sassafras:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/01 21:32
michael880:束凱文耶= =好像是我同學XD 05/01 21:51
yaosh:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/01 21:55
asami:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/01 22:00
stchen1987:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/01 22:03
bighdogs:東幹久 05/01 22:21
Bluebear:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD有笑有推XDDDDD 05/01 22:31
Aseven:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/01 22:33
seaspell:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD好好笑 05/01 22:40
Lmkcat:東教授貞藏先生好~ 05/01 22:41
angelicsmile:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/01 22:48
ccrr:超好笑 05/01 22:50
SiriusLupin:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/01 22:58
xdDeath:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/01 23:20
sakanatsuki:有笑XDDDD 推116 05/01 23:27
rds729:超好笑的啦 05/01 23:28
wasmeimei:XD 05/01 23:30
cashko:笑翻XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/01 23:31
paj:XDDDDDDDDD 05/01 23:34
cocoyan:束!XDDDDDDDDDDD 05/01 23:35
stephie: 超 好 笑 05/01 23:41
white0321:超好笑的啦~~ 05/01 23:43
lapinyaya:我朋友也姓束耶~!!! 他全家都是~!!! 05/01 23:45
anochen:推淑頭的淑..... 05/01 23:52
ffrcching:超好笑哈哈哈哈哈XDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/01 23:58
pjtysnow:好友幫推~~這年頭原來連束都不束了 05/02 00:08
rei1987:我表哥就姓東 05/02 00:10
nino8183:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/02 00:10
kokokey:素 05/02 00:15
j3650840:轉錄至某隱形看板 05/02 00:24
winmine:媽呀 我快笑死了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/02 00:47
mayloveonly:推 改版標啦 05/02 01:14
awaro:有好笑到XD 05/02 01:28
seventine:姓東名方不敗 怎麼沒人說這個? 05/02 01:30
Alvis1984:有笑有推XD 05/02 01:38
rupertbear:有笑有推XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/02 01:47
fikal:超好笑的XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/02 02:29
cazxs:束東還束束 05/02 02:29
Tamama56:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/02 02:32
JackLoupin:有笑有推XD 05/02 02:35
luvpin:XDDDDDDDDDD 05/02 02:52
nekoj:這個真的超好笑 05/02 05:01
shaunsheep:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/02 07:10
coldestegg:東束同鞋~~~~~ 05/02 09:30
lager:超好笑XD 05/02 11:43
kerinacloud:XDDDDDDDD 05/02 12:35
kougentei:XDDDDD 不過某樓,東方不敗是複姓東方 05/02 13:59
mageancaesar:XDD 05/02 15:44
cutedimple:好好笑 05/02 15:48
weijen:超好笑XDDD 05/02 16:00
cancerpp:XDDDDDDD............. 05/02 16:48
Edith233:XDDDDDDD 05/02 19:08
mouse10389:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/02 19:20
kaniea:好可愛XD 05/02 19:45
englwings:XDDDDDDDDDD 05/02 22:35
ken22154:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 05/02 22:57
viva50329:挖哈哈~認識原PO耶~!!!!! 05/02 23:27
highplace:XDDDDDDDDD 05/02 23:44
christiantw:XDDD超好笑!! 05/03 04:04
shangchin:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/03 11:22
beautyev:這篇很好笑耶 怎沒M 05/03 13:03
fancyhan:好好笑 05/03 17:03
patrickes:老樂團團員友情推 05/03 23:04
napoleon1006:XDDDDD 05/04 00:14
hn15835163:日出束方 惟我不敗XDDDD 05/04 17:16
janeliao:我有同學真的姓東耶!她說她家祖籍是甘肅 05/04 18:27
gs1458:打東東XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD+ 05/04 20:30
minbyminby:推 XDD 05/04 22:51
janet150:束! 我束! 05/05 02:27
meoux2:啊...這篇我怎麼沒笑~"~不是爆了嗎?好吧我好冷靜ˊˋ 05/05 09:56
bigjam:哈哈哈哈 05/05 22:24
urbitch:XD 05/06 17:20
a2156700:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/06 19:54
jumpings:雄中友情推 !! 05/06 21:40
Linlagger:推文裡好多束 越看越像宋 05/06 21:54
akane7776:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD好好笑 05/07 03:09
cctina:我好久沒笑到這種程度了 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/08 15:40
winmaylin:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/08 23:29
Waleela:XD 05/08 23:58
summerXD:喔~~買尬,笑爆!推文和原PO XDDDDDD 05/09 01:22
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