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※ [本文轉錄自 StupidClown 看板] 作者: JLY1110 (小婷家的布丁貓) 看板: StupidClown 標題: [無言] 好一個拒菸標語 時間: Thu Nov 13 15:07:18 2008 本篇文章的梗,可能需要會抽菸OR從事過便利商店夜才看的懂! ((((吸煙有害身體健康...戒之戒之...)))) ~ 小警語 前兩天去小7買菸,排在一個中年男子後面! 中年男子:橘寶X一包,要吸煙有害健康的喔! 正妹店員回頭一陣翻找之後,開口了! 正妹店員:先生,不好意思喔^^~! 因為現在香菸的標語改了! 我們現在只有"吸煙會導致肺癌"跟"吸煙會導致性功能障礙"喔! 請問您是要肺癌還是性功能障礙^^~? 請問您是要肺癌還是性功能障礙^^~? ㄑ=A扣ONE 請問您是要肺癌還是性功能障礙^^~? ㄑ=A扣TWO 中年男子:(囧....) 肺癌好了! 正妹店員:好的! ==============結帳完畢換我了!============== 本人:......我也要一包橘寶X......! 正妹店員:好的! 那請問先生您也要肺癌嗎^^~? 還是您要性功能障礙^^~? 本人(囧....) 我也肺癌就好了...! P.S.回家以後發現,肺癌的背面還是性功能障礙= =......! -- 上天給了我一個機會認識妳 所以我把傳說中的真相PO出來 讓妳有機會說 ' 你是好人 '(指) 傳說:http://www.wretch.cc/blog/mengru0728 -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 218.166.99.185
z753951zxc:我可以要正妹嗎 11/13 15:10
s9001111:五樓要樓上 11/13 15:11
aleona:那個小七店員有受過拒煙的專業訓練XD 11/13 15:12
alanli0804:XDXD~~我笑了 11/13 15:16
wilsmart:現在煙的標語 真的是讓人看了會有點傻住 11/13 15:17
HeavenIs:有笑有推XD 11/13 15:22
faust4:還好我都沒在看的 (眼不見為淨 11/13 15:23
aelous0501:哈~~真好笑~~^^ 11/13 15:26
THEWORLDS:........ 11/13 15:28
AMANOKANNA:有好笑 11/13 15:35
diadia: JLY1113: 我選障礙的話 妳可以幫我一點忙麼?! 11/13 15:36
protagonist:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 15:36
kcball:這後勁好強 11/13 15:38
anata:如果選性功能障礙 11/13 15:38
anata:正妹店員:「您是性功能障礙嗎?好的~」 (甜笑) 11/13 15:39
melodycandy:酸痛的腹部肌肉更酸痛了(哭) 11/13 15:40
joy830:哈哈哈 11/13 15:40
THEWORLDS:回店員:光說不練 不是英雄好漢 來一發你丟災 11/13 15:40
swjlsc:melodycandy一定沒做海狗趴 11/13 15:43
melodycandy:我就是做那個還有仰臥起坐...太久沒做 11/13 15:44
kissmyjazz:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 15:51
shinyhaung:這好笑XDDDDDDDDD 11/13 15:51
cavamina:好煩的標語XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 15:52
garykiko:我懂這個點....我也是煙蟲.... 11/13 15:53
shenjou:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 15:54
ethanol:XDDDDDDDD 11/13 15:55
vml93:XD 11/13 15:55
lalasugar:五樓好鎮定~ 11/13 15:55
melodycandy:標語不同濃度不同嗎? 11/13 15:57
melodycandy:為什麼要特地挑有害健康的? 11/13 15:58
lovetyrano:xdxdxd 11/13 15:59
asiaboy:味道有差吧...我抽黑惡魔 新舊味道不同 11/13 15:59
hosrun:這個很強。。。那個店員不是一般的厲害。。。。 11/13 16:00
jfain:新一批的都有標語 沒標語的可能放一陣子了 11/13 16:01
melodycandy:ok..i see >_<b 11/13 16:01
cafe4:董式基金會該找這個店員拍禁煙廣告XDDD 11/13 16:01
marro:有夠好笑啦!不過我想身正妹店員的照片 XDDDDDDD 11/13 16:02
ogerea:讀托福讀到一直想說為啥買菸會出現橘寶= = (暈) XDDDD 11/13 16:04
jasonrice:有人來我家買七星 也都要有害健康的!!!聽說比較好!!! 11/13 16:05
jasonrice:一條裡面好像只有兩包!!!也不知道好在哪邊~~~ 11/13 16:05
sunluna:我要正咩!! 11/13 16:06
sunluna:菊寶是哪一牌的 11/13 16:09
GIPlove:好一笑xd~~~~推~~~ 11/13 16:11
libramog:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 16:11
chengjung:菸草不一樣 11/13 16:12
ZXCWS:以前當店員 客人都叫號碼的 11/13 16:13
Ithanks9527:XDDDDDD 11/13 16:13
dasga:有笑有推...^^ 11/13 16:15
dancingvito:這也有差噢哈哈哈 菊寶馬吧 !!? 11/13 16:15
marker3622:我笑了 11/13 16:16
cuttlefish:笑死了 7-11真是笨板的笑點來源大宗 11/13 16:16
lingou:請問您是要肺癌還是性功能障礙^^~? 11/13 16:19
cyivs33:有一說法是 字體打印在菸盒時的溫度 會影響菸的品質 11/13 16:19
idex08654:XDDDDDD 好笑! 11/13 16:19
cyivs33:所以有些人去買零售菸都會要求上面印的字比較少的 11/13 16:19
melodycandy:所以字比較多會..? 11/13 16:20
cyivs33: 性功能障礙 11/13 16:21
Hans14:"吸煙會導致正妹鄙視" 11/13 16:31
madslake:哪像我...都直接喊七星一包.....簡潔有力 11/13 16:31
an777:對我這種會收集煙盒的人來說是非常討厭的一件事。 11/13 16:33
bluebarley:這個讚耶XDD 11/13 16:34
s0071988js:請問您是要肺癌還是性功能障礙^^~? 有當板標的潛力喔XD 11/13 16:35
lk:XDD 11/13 16:36
faustchu:店員:你有受過"性功能障礙"的專業訓練嗎?? 11/13 16:37
nodameQ:XDDDDDDDD 11/13 16:54
hahahaman:這個有好笑到 11/13 16:57
kelly9456:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 16:57
cp394:我買的黑惡魔那些噁心的圖和奇怪的字是在外面的塑膠紙上 11/13 16:58
cp394:撕掉包裝就看不到了 11/13 16:58
cp394:小7的黑惡魔換包裝之後味道真的有變,很奇怪 11/13 16:59
mgtylu:不得不推,太好笑了...... 11/13 17:02
puddingko:很好笑耶 11/13 17:04
hercheles:好笑` 11/13 17:05
judges:XD 11/13 17:07
Waterpig:要肺癌還是性功能障礙^^~? 挑戰版標吧~XD 11/13 17:09
KTXNS:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 17:09
crli:我論煙盒會大賣 然後各家名牌相繼設計煙盒www 11/13 17:13
NaibseL:笑到不行了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 17:14
hawk1110:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 17:17
crueangel:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 17:17
insethry:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 17:17
fish3932000:吸煙有害肺臟和子孫 11/13 17:17
faze:XDDDD 11/13 17:34
lydiascorpio:哈 11/13 17:36
imcate:在辦公室偷上笨版,忍不住偷偷的竊笑XDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 17:38
mohlue:這個店員好棒XDDDD 11/13 17:44
missyou0914:酷斃了XD 應該說 我都不要 我要外帶妳的心 11/13 17:47
fhvx: 正妹:科科,剛剛那兩個好笨唷!一面印一種啊~ 11/13 17:48
adadk:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 17:49
aegius1r:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 17:49
howardlai:太好笑了 XD 11/13 17:52
CleverKY:XDDDDD 11/13 17:57
DDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 18:27
kevin75218:借轉 11/13 18:29
kevin75218:轉錄至某隱形看板 11/13 18:29
even2300471:XDDDDDDD 11/13 18:34
nimby:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 18:39
blackbelt:好好笑XDDDDD 11/13 18:39
winping:當選今日最好笑~~XXXXXXXXXD 11/13 18:40
ilove305mmm:xD 11/13 18:41
wlcard:XD 11/13 18:43
LordXavier:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 18:43
XD9527:XD 11/13 18:44
FCKDIY:XD 11/13 18:48
btfy:XD 11/13 18:50
janshyang:正妹;你的是性功能障礙?好的!沒問題! 11/13 18:54
aka79019:XDDD 11/13 18:58
asdf45610:XD 正妹轉頭說:你剛說是性功能障礙對吧?? 11/13 19:00
noul:路過幫推~ 11/13 19:04
t0545783:XDDD 11/13 19:04
Yie:XDD 11/13 19:06
swiland:太好笑啦 ~XDDDD 11/13 19:07
dragon7652:爆 11/13 19:08
pcshsky1201:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 19:08
ilikenini:XDDD 11/13 19:12
zaqwsxcde:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 19:13
Waterpig:版標!版標!版標!版標!版標!版標!版標!再推一次... 11/13 19:15
nancy14bass:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 19:20
iyonNokia:XDD 正妹:店長~那個彈老二的要性功能障礙~ 11/13 19:23
ipodid:超好笑XD 11/13 19:26
dafeiiiii:好好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 19:31
smallken0410:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 19:33
iozs:後勁好強XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 19:38
romabody:我的是"吸菸害人害己"...沒有肺癌和性功能障礙XD 11/13 19:39
tomin:XDDD 11/13 19:41
flying8021:XDDDDDDDD 11/13 19:49
qqaie:好好笑XD 11/13 19:52
yu16:太好笑啦XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 19:53
LonyIce:XD 11/13 19:58
vgh:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 19:58
deltaguita:轉錄至看板 NTUST_Talk 11/13 20:01
lan168:XDDDDDDDDDDD害我笑好久 11/13 20:07
voyned:超好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 20:09
vanilla6:好好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 20:28
anonymity3:轉錄至某隱形看板 11/13 20:31
jackyy123:這女店員真是...XD 11/13 20:34
quietvox:這女店員太強了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 20:38
sesattle:是圖會讓人傻眼吧.... 11/13 20:55
belucky:帥耶好個美女店員 11/13 20:56
chunptt:這超好笑的 XDD 11/13 20:57
evelyn055:政府真該頒個獎給這位店員XDDDDDDDDD阿,我胃抽筋了XDDD 11/13 20:58
iicc15:XDDDDDDD超好笑的!! 11/13 21:07
IMlucy:由此可知 男人都是要面子的!! 11/13 21:09
crazyL:女店員真是令人傻眼XD 哈哈 11/13 21:10
pegtom:正妹:性功能障礙和肺癌(抽起來)有什麼差別? (天真貌) 11/13 21:13
RWAllenL:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 21:21
jessie122435:超好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 21:26
wahu825:乾~樓上有梗XDDDDD... 11/13 21:28
idhsin:看到雜誌上香菸廣告上面的標語"導致性功能障礙"真的很酷 11/13 21:32
basuzima:好好笑~哈哈 11/13 21:35
automemory:哈 真的很好笑XD 11/13 21:41
automemory:肺癌是女生生前生後都舒服 性功能障礙是看不見時才舒 11/13 21:41
chosbird:有笑點~~哈哈哈 11/13 21:45
alvin1210000:有笑有推 11/13 22:12
beautylin:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 22:13
HELLRAIDER:轉錄至看板 joke 11/13 22:16
stussy:兩年前看過了.. 11/13 22:24
spicy520:爆! 11/13 22:24
hubert716:給他爆 圖殺來~~ 11/13 22:25
Johnny2006:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 22:34
ru04ul4:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 22:37
rsy:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 22:39
littlepp205:XDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 22:41
loading1:好好笑 11/13 22:45
ibulondong:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD幹超好笑 11/13 22:54
MadStanley:XDDDDD 11/13 22:56
cashko:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 23:06
wayne7919:XDDDDD借轉~ 11/13 23:14
wayne7919:轉錄至看板 TFSHS69th115 11/13 23:14
hgjj77:身為小七店員 這真的很好笑XDDDDD 11/13 23:40
shadowmoon:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 23:41
tomh25:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 23:53
justin76416:結果原po除了肺癌 還有性功能障礙= = 11/14 00:11
w9070030: 還有孔鏘癌(口腔癌) 11/14 00:36
carrhung:以前看過...還是給推~ 國外的香煙包裝比這些標語更妙XD 11/14 00:41
babyjoyce:XDDDDDD 11/14 00:54
cacay:孔鏘癌的照片好痾心 超討厭的 = =+ 11/14 01:03
finalvote:XDDDD 11/14 01:03
ZoZs:有笑有推 11/14 01:14
monkeyFJU:XDDDD 11/14 01:19
NONOLO:我要肺癌 欸~ 性功能障礙好像也不錯~ 11/14 01:36
wwa928:有笑有推 11/14 01:48
ZENY: 有笑有推 11/14 02:19
asami:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/14 02:45
gify0712:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/14 02:48
cystine:大笑有推 11/14 03:01
alwaysyawen:我上次買了紅當發現盒盖上嘴巴好噁心當下把盒蓋撕了.. 11/14 03:17
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xxofight:5樓想要用降魔杵教訓您 12/11 04:02
l037985589:一樓已經掏出老衲的降魔杵緒待勢發了 12/11 12:52
GreenNicky:上面兩層都好糟糕.... 12/12 19:54
xxofight:3樓更加糟糕 (菸)︿( ̄︶ ̄)︿ 12/12 23:25