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※ [本文轉錄自 supetaco 信箱] 作者: suoe7523 (向天借帳號) 看板: Gossiping 標題: Re: [新聞] 拾金不還要報酬 大學生很誇張 時間: Mon Sep 13 19:43:01 2010 拾金不昧的人還真不少 本人就親自遇過 那時我在西門町看電影 猛甲 錢包就這麼掉了 裡面有六千元 當時打工現領的 當時真的心灰意冷 抱持者 只要拿走我錢的人把錢包記得送給警察局 別讓我重辦證件我就很感恩了 後來隔一天 我接到一通電話 是找倒我錢包的人 一個銀鈴般的聲音,何其好聽 我心想者 一定是個大正妹的聲音  我們約好隔天在 紅樓見面還我錢包 當時我滿懷期待跟感激 宅宅也將有春天了嗎? 隔天 我提早了二十分鐘到了紅樓 帶者忐忑不安的心情 以及我買的六百元蘋果禮盒 時間一分一秒過去 我的手機響了 而前方一個脖子白皙的可愛短髮女生走過來 為何我講脖子白皙呢? 因為他戴者N95 口罩..... 我走了過去跟她說 謝謝你找到我錢包 這個給你 於是我將水果禮盒遞過去 可是那位女生怎樣都不肯收 盧不過她我只好放棄了 然後她說 如果妳真想表達感謝 可以幫我做一件事情嗎? 聽到這 我心花朵朵開呀 宅男果真也有春天嗎 於是我回他 什麼事情? 正妹說: 可以當我的面把我手機號碼刪掉嗎......... 可以當我的面把我手機號碼刪掉嗎.........  可以當我的面把我手機號碼刪掉嗎.........   果真是為善不欲人知的好女孩.... 讓我覺得台灣還是很溫暖的..... -- 只要三井手上有球,誰都守不住他 -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 140.130.198.17
coacao:被發卡 09/13 19:43
tony121010:你一定不帥 09/13 19:43
kao8855:XDDDDD 09/13 19:43
※ 編輯: suoe7523 來自: 140.130.198.17 (09/13 19:44)
AirWinters:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDd 09/13 19:43
lurba224:哈哈 09/13 19:43
benka:.................... 09/13 19:43
alldrink:結局真是峰迴路轉阿 09/13 19:43
ahonchen:因為你沒戴n95 09/13 19:44
Dejectedship:XD 09/13 19:44
boyen3:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/13 19:44
badbadboy:有股淡淡的哀傷 09/13 19:44
shields5566:未看先猜樓上推:一定不帥 09/13 19:44
nanako81240:see ya~~~gone 09/13 19:44
wmz0704:.....拍拍 長得醜不是錯啊...魯沙沙兮魯沙沙...你老媽兮.. 09/13 19:44
x18999zero:XDDDDDDDDD 09/13 19:44
allure1:好慘..... 09/13 19:44
tony121010:雖然是老梗了,但是蠻好笑的 09/13 19:44
IdleLife:真是感人的故事 XD 09/13 19:44
Robben:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/13 19:44
fourmemory:...... 09/13 19:44
kitess:版大 可以借轉嗎? 09/13 19:44
你隨意
HELLDIVER:你一定不帥 09/13 19:44
Benjamin901:有笑有推 09/13 19:44
dustree:怕人善變人妻吧… 09/13 19:44
MadStanley:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/13 19:44
richjf:XD 09/13 19:44
yukimula:可以PO JOKE了!!!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~太讚了 09/13 19:44
linji:說不定是藝人? 09/13 19:44
AirWinters:我哭了~太感人了~ 09/13 19:44
cgac:有種旦旦的憂傷... 09/13 19:44
rockido:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD有笑有推 09/13 19:44
haniah:XXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/13 19:44
ameko34:拍拍 09/13 19:44
Double2:你贏了 09/13 19:44
sam9371:金靠杯XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/13 19:44
hunder:.............. 09/13 19:44
presea:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/13 19:45
eisenccw:XD 09/13 19:45
tarjan33167:可以當我的面把我手機號碼刪掉嗎.................... 09/13 19:45
miaooooooooo:「不可以幫我做一件事情」???? 09/13 19:45
ganganx:感人Q__Q 09/13 19:45
kitess:轉錄至看板 joke 09/13 19:45
angussoca:這應該是某TIGER開頭的版吧XD 09/13 19:45
piadora:e04 假的吧 09/13 19:45
swordmr20:其實正妹人不錯欸 她沒有想把你當陀獸 09/13 19:45
mikejr:正妹OS : 我不想認識你。 好慘QwQ 09/13 19:45
ilovedandan:幹 我眼角竟然忍不住流出眼淚了 太有畫面了!!! 09/13 19:45
widec:靠 這不只是淡淡的哀傷了 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/13 19:45
eisenccw:對吼 ~ 可以PO Joke 09/13 19:45
chelseayue:人率真好! 09/13 19:45
KETA:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/13 19:45
※ 編輯: suoe7523 來自: 140.130.198.17 (09/13 19:45)
hide7isgod:讚~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 09/13 19:45
andy199113:刪掉在還原就好啦... 09/13 19:45
s902131:如果妳真想表達感謝 不可以幫我做一件事情 09/13 19:45
Theme:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/13 19:45
sony0955:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD好慘喔!!!!! 09/13 19:45
cgyu:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/13 19:45
s902131:不可以? 09/13 19:45
raxxar82:這篇贏了 XD 09/13 19:45
adon0313:對不起 我笑了 09/13 19:45
L0v35:好可憐XDDDDDDD 09/13 19:45
DOOHDLIHC:對方怎麼知道你的手機號碼阿 09/13 19:46
打到我系辦問的
tonyselina:Q_____________________Q 你可以告她心靈傷害,求償 09/13 19:46
※ 編輯: suoe7523 來自: 140.130.198.17 (09/13 19:46)
tasogare:130是哪間 09/13 19:46
smallblock:拍拍 09/13 19:46
spirolin:好慘...... 09/13 19:46
j0928875963:好慘XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/13 19:46
buderM:太好了!這招我以後要學起來!!! 09/13 19:46
hakkacandy:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/13 19:46
yuikai:有笑有推 09/13 19:46
mindehsiao:科科 09/13 19:46
lurba224:我知道為什麼女生不肯收蘋果了...... 09/13 19:46
btpo: 如果不想當面還..幹麻還戴口罩 送警局就好啦 09/13 19:46
FeNiOKa:對不起,有一種淡淡的哀傷XDDDDDDDD 09/13 19:46
DOOHDLIHC:刪掉的過程蘋果禮盒還不小心掉到地上滾出來被經過的車子 09/13 19:46
Swashbuckler:你被鄙視了 09/13 19:46
sony0955:好慘...= = 09/13 19:46
beagle627:好好笑 09/13 19:46
DOOHDLIHC:碾碎 09/13 19:46
CapriciousX:...XD 09/13 19:46
mingpsy:你一定 帥 09/13 19:47
PlayPtt:恭喜您..得到我的推 09/13 19:47
estupid:...............這要求太逼機了( ̄y▽ ̄)╭ 09/13 19:47
xx60824xx:收到卡片了 09/13 19:47
kurtc:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 這個屌啊!!! 09/13 19:47
banbee100:他怎麼知道你的手機號碼? 09/13 19:47
mixcolor:她一副預料到你會騷擾她的樣子...你到底做了什麼?y 09/13 19:47
BlackCoal:笑死了XD 09/13 19:47
wagner:偷偷背起來啊 09/13 19:47
BigHotDog:拿回你的錢 不過會失落1個月 哈哈哈哈 09/13 19:47
mikejr:如果你是金城武 ...正妹:這是你的錢 有空吃個飯嗎 >///< 09/13 19:47
DOOHDLIHC:真人真事阿~...拍拍 09/13 19:47
haycheese:那後來蘋果禮盒勒??? 09/13 19:47
abasqoo:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/13 19:47
btpo: 戴口罩感覺妳順便被表了一道...超有畫面的 09/13 19:47
tomdeng:打到系辦問的? 可見裡面有你的學生証嘛 所以戴口罩 09/13 19:47
jason543:XDDDDDDDDDD 09/13 19:48
reef17:很簡單 叫電信公司把帳單明細(有電話時間的)寄到你家 09/13 19:48
sony0955:真的不帥。那天我賣券 我只留我手機 有個女鄉民打給我 09/13 19:48
harddriver:哈哈哈! 09/13 19:48
Iansbmwih:XDDDDDDDDD 這....太 有笑有推 09/13 19:48
kullan:哈哈 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/13 19:48
Linvail:你可以回她: 可是我背起來了呢 09/13 19:48
Mikagami: 09/13 19:48
dearevan:你真是個紳士, 一個名為變態的紳士XDDDDDDDDDD 09/13 19:48
sony0955:我約在百貨公司面前XD 她給我 (他也沒跟我這樣說 09/13 19:48
rave760422:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 有太靠杯了.... 09/13 19:48
okhy:你還留有通話紀錄吧~~然後她走之後再存一次~~ 09/13 19:48
kugga:認真的說 搞不好他認識偷你錢包的人... 09/13 19:48
kickmeout:傻妹調通聯記錄仍然可以查出呀 09/13 19:48
sony0955:原PO好慘...........Q_Q 09/13 19:49
ox12345xo:拍拍 09/13 19:49
illreal:正妹:靠,竟然撿到宅男的錢包,好髒。怎麼辦?天使惡魔.. 09/13 19:49
hallcom:...囧 有一股淡淡的哀傷 09/13 19:49
jamesy:都被當面要求刪了 就算有電話也不能幹麻吧XD 09/13 19:49
s0805744:我想看看原PO長怎樣了XDDDDD 09/13 19:49
CREA:你想太多了 她只是不想被你騷擾 09/13 19:49
annie06045:這是真的還豪洨啊.......XD 09/13 19:49
Jorsindo:可以在我的面前我把好人卡遞給你......... 09/13 19:49
saquchhh:證件上有照片,她寧願面交也不拿去警局,或許你還有機會 09/13 19:49
poi09832000:你超慘的XDDDDD 09/13 19:49
powerseven:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/13 19:49
white75724:有失有得嘛 錢包有回就好 正妹本來就是可遇不可求的 09/13 19:49
DOOHDLIHC:其實應該是女的想太多怕會被騷擾,設身處地想一下就不會 09/13 19:49
superorton:...................................... 09/13 19:50
CapriciousX:==============一人一信,要求原PO貼個人照========== 09/13 19:50
asuralee:都還錢包了還要婊人家 莫名其妙的人一堆 09/13 19:50
Realthugz:清流~~~~~ 09/13 19:50
dawson123:..... 09/13 19:50
BigHotDog:面交可能有打折= =y 09/13 19:50
jackie60728:好慘XDDDDDDDDD 09/13 19:50
DOOHDLIHC:那麼不爽了 09/13 19:50
tracy0620:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/13 19:50
Swashbuckler:正妹不屑認識原po 09/13 19:50
stayfrabjous:淚推阿 拍拍原po 09/13 19:50
rem20020426:你不帥對吧XDDDDD 09/13 19:50
kugga:向天借帳號=>向天借命? 長得像向天借命的話..那...不意外XD 09/13 19:50
yukimula:要爆了 09/13 19:50
Mikagami:推薦這篇文章 09/13 19:50
powerseven:請問你要面交?還是口交?XDDDDDDDD 09/13 19:50
ogcxd:怎麼這麼好笑 你是不是長的很猥褻啊 09/13 19:50
creaoo:推爆 09/13 19:50
ttnakafzcm:爆 09/13 19:50
tokyoto:長得帥的也有禽獸啊 她能親自出面還你錢就該給推了 09/13 19:50
homerunball:有點淡淡的悲傷 09/13 19:50
tracy0620:這應該轉就可版 XD 09/13 19:50
tonyselina:就是面交了,發現實在不優,打槍阿 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/13 19:50
nezumi24:給你爆 09/13 19:50
a601401:拍拍 09/13 19:51
tk1211:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/13 19:51
garcia:只能送你個慘字 09/13 19:51
child0515:我懂、我真的懂!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/13 19:51
JFK:XD 09/13 19:51
pttuui:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/13 19:51
littletu:我哭了 09/13 19:51
simonneko:爆 09/13 19:51
nightwing: 無緣的邂逅~~~ 春天還很遠 09/13 19:51
vincent0911x:好哀傷阿~~~~ 09/13 19:51
sibu0607:XD 09/13 19:51
drawsky:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/13 19:51
haniah: 原PO推薦你一本書"原來我不帥" 09/13 19:51
harlemk416:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/13 19:51
EV1L:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/13 19:52
kevin28:推XDDD 09/13 19:52
Keo:拍拍... 09/13 19:52
goldman0204:推 09/13 19:52
urreed:一個好心正妹和好人卡的故事 09/13 19:52
AllenYAYA:XDDDDDDDDDDD爆!! 09/13 19:52
nanako81240:  把錢丟回給正妹說:給你錢 不要刪 09/13 19:52
ChetLuo:哭了 09/13 19:52
atxp4869:超慘.................. 09/13 19:52
majungyi:要走去joke了嗎XDDDDDD 09/13 19:52
stayfrabjous:推阿 09/13 19:52
quicknick:你面交時是不是有露出XX 09/13 19:52
cafe4:對不起我笑了XDDDD 09/13 19:52
kncc31:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/13 19:52
boyen3:七分鐘就爆了 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/13 19:53
hoseumou:你學生證的照片應該不帥吧 09/13 19:53
Swashbuckler:天使面孔的阿修羅 09/13 19:53
nowismallki:哭哭~~~ 09/13 19:53
PPPGGG:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/13 19:53
adm123:好女孩:是為善不欲你知 09/13 19:53
cross0619:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/13 19:53
armygame:.......好靠腰阿XDDD 09/13 19:53
srtny:因為你沒戴n95 XDDDDDDDDDDDD幹~~~摳連阿 摳連阿 09/13 19:53
ntust661:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/13 19:53
iboxdoll:好辛酸 09/13 19:53
angussoca:原PO 圖勒~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~小心被人肉搜索XD 09/13 19:54
hheess:我的嘴角XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/13 19:54
pengseng:真實度? 09/13 19:54
garcia:才戴N95不錯了 她包包裡其實有一套生化防護衣 09/13 19:54
allen851085:xdddd 09/13 19:54
ww12575:我要在你的額頭上寫個慘字 09/13 19:54
flamer:算你有創意 09/13 19:54
miabcd199:幹...我快笑死XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 另類發卡 09/13 19:54
djmay:本日最就可!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 09/13 19:54
hoseumou:帶N95是什麼心態 怕你傳病毒給他嗎 09/13 19:55
linjaha:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/13 19:55
a98450333:明顯========幹 這宅宅毒氣十足======================= 09/13 19:55
badbird:其實你穿黑色緊身丁字褲加上一個領結去就好..其他不要穿 09/13 19:55
toughdick:錢包沒有118學生證吧 09/13 19:55
tsioge:感人肺腑阿!!! 09/13 19:55
wedieyoung:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/13 19:55
ttnakafzcm:爆 09/13 19:55
nvalue:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/13 19:55
Jorsindo:如果你帥一點,最後的結尾情況就不會那句了..而被倒貼 09/13 19:55
gfneo:好文章,為善也要保護自己,阿!!!我是說:為善不慾人知啦XD 09/13 19:55
jasmine888:笑死了 真聰明 XDDDD 09/13 19:55
hihih1999:ss界轉就可板(喂) 09/13 19:55
TonyC:真是聲淚俱下的八卦! 給你個推! 09/13 19:55
itachi0609:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd 09/13 19:56
WOWO5566:好文 09/13 19:56
FrienDx:幹 笑死 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/13 19:56
hayato24:你就嗆她,可是你已經背起來了阿 09/13 19:56
sheepxo:XDDDDDDDD 拍拍! 09/13 19:56
yhyanzi:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/13 19:56
Ncyu2:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/13 19:56
Iansbmwih:再推一次 好好笑XDDDDDDDDDDD 09/13 19:56
judyblesion:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈~~這女的太好笑了~~ 09/13 19:56
sony0955:好慘XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/13 19:56
eliteark:看完這篇淚都要落了 台灣人果然有情有義 09/13 19:57
nana10256:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/13 19:57
haniah:她會回說那請你不要打給我 09/13 19:57
lotlfyt:XDDDDDDDDD 09/13 19:57
MyDarling:我淚了.... 09/13 19:57
bearpan:很慘...給推... 09/13 19:57
dl123:給原po推薦一本書:宅到只剩一張臉 09/13 19:57
a2156700:...... 09/13 19:57
williamCHOM:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/13 19:57
rem20020426: 一人一信伸原PO真像~~ 09/13 19:57
potionx:我還以為走到就可板了XD 09/13 19:57
ckindo:錢包裏有貼相片的證件吧? 應該早就知道外表..但這是真是假? 09/13 19:58
smalltwo:怕阿宅騷擾他? 09/13 19:58
Gandhi5566:豪洨指數89 09/13 19:58
ibulondong:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD靠 真的超好笑的 09/13 19:58
ballism:淚推... 09/13 19:58
wljimkk:朝聖XD 你沒帶口罩真是失策XDDD 09/13 19:58
s902131:爆 09/13 19:58
Ariex:一邊刪一邊大聲唸"喔..是這個0900-123-123對吧?0900-123-123 09/13 19:58
cloudsub:淡淡的... 09/13 19:58
aa255296:爆 09/13 19:59
tokyoto:其實你可以帥氣的刪掉 事後再去申請通話明細就好了 09/13 19:59
bbuda:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/13 19:59
fireda:我要在你腿上寫一個慘字 09/13 19:59
Jwhat:nice! 09/13 19:59
debris:超好笑的xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/13 19:59
GaijiL:教你一招~刪完之後, 到隔壁的電信服務小店申請通聯記錄就好 09/13 19:59
akira00150:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/13 20:00
lordguyboy:XD 09/13 20:00
tws80531:有笑有推 09/13 20:00
only10:太感人了!看完我都快哭了! 09/13 20:00
yukimula:刪完之後 要MSN 09/13 20:00
howoldareu:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/13 20:00
tel5149:怎麼沒人接著po正妹的反串文 09/13 20:00
HELLDIVER:我想這不是有沒有電話號碼的問題... 09/13 20:00
Hawking:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/13 20:00
xiaoyu:為國為民 俠之大者 09/13 20:00
b22222217200:XD不帥 09/13 20:01
s902131:爆 09/13 20:01
xshane831:幹原PO到底是長成怎樣啊 來個真相參考一下吧 09/13 20:01
steven869200:好慘阿XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/13 20:01
yehudi:太好笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/13 20:01
baboosh:本日最優文 09/13 20:01
xiaoyu:我要在原PO的皮夾上寫一個慘字 09/13 20:02
valenci:圖咧?? 09/13 20:02
sony0955:我也想知道原PO真相XD 09/13 20:02
illection:噗XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/13 20:02
yukimula:求正妹的反串文~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 09/13 20:02
j758101:好慘XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/13 20:02
dnzteeqrq:蘋果就自己啃掉了吧 09/13 20:02
hu6111:今日最好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/13 20:02
nfsong:太感人了!看完我都快哭了! 09/13 20:02
dearevan:原PO真相 : http://tinyurl.com/y33ksrd 09/13 20:02
blue09: 你好可憐!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 09/13 20:02
kirchize:我要在你腳上寫個~~~~~~~~~~宅字!!阿斯 09/13 20:02
vovzz:有點猛 09/13 20:03
kk9517:為什麼我覺得這個好難過.. 09/13 20:03
lurba224:上面那個連結是金城武 09/13 20:03
laal:幹~~我哭了 ||﹀_﹀、 ||﹀_﹀、 ||﹀_﹀、 ||﹀_﹀、 09/13 20:03
gotohikaru:...XD 09/13 20:03
lites:若是型男~搞不好正妹會說:麻煩你再打幾次電話給我好嗎? 09/13 20:03
※ 編輯: suoe7523 來自: 140.130.198.17 (09/13 20:04)
yehudi:金城武是發卡的正妹 09/13 20:04
acer6772:...慘 09/13 20:04
kawasaki999:XDDDDDDDDD 09/13 20:04
creepy:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/13 20:04
isare:要爆了!!XDD 09/13 20:04
youmehim:拍拍 09/13 20:04
c4681209:結局好.....看來正妹怕男友查勤! 09/13 20:04
JackXD:我以為我到笨版 09/13 20:04
bryant780113:唉 拍拍 東西找回來就不錯了 09/13 20:04
mit28:請問是丟掉錢比較難過還是被被要求刪電話比較難過? 09/13 20:05
wawawash:好慘XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/13 20:05
sony0955:而且還當面要求....幹 真的面子不知道往哪擺..= = 09/13 20:05
white75724:金城武掉錢包可能就算了吧 不然搞不好越來越麻煩 09/13 20:05
wwewcwwwf:有種淡淡的悲傷... 09/13 20:05
dscndg:笑 09/13 20:06
allyp7985:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/13 20:06
tooeasy:有股蛋蛋的哀傷... 09/13 20:06
p1986891:XDDDDDDDDD 09/13 20:06
jily:推 為善不欲人知的好女孩 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/13 20:06
smap5566:因為你布袋戲看太多 看來看布袋戲只有大槍一個是帥哥 09/13 20:07
gunfighter:[超幹]撿到一個阿宅的皮包 還想趁機送水果把我 09/13 20:07
f9968106:屁啦 太豪洨了!! 09/13 20:07
hateking:有股蛋蛋的哀傷 09/13 20:07
jimmyhero:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/13 20:07
harddriver:其實可以隱藏手機號碼撥打,一定是原po太抱歉了! 09/13 20:08
biup2:原PO太抱歉了? 09/13 20:08
tin989:拍拍 囧" 09/13 20:08
dichotomyptt:幫補 這精神創傷很痛XD 09/13 20:08
hitsukix:我一定要推你 09/13 20:08
qq955166:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/13 20:08
XYH:太可憐了........ 09/13 20:08
SuM0m0:XDDDDDDD 拍拍 09/13 20:08
errorr:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/13 20:08
blueicewing:調個通聯記錄就又有了 = = 09/13 20:08
valenci:你有看她脫下口罩嗎?XD 09/13 20:09
bawnobody:兩行熱淚,在我看到最後的時候,流下 09/13 20:09
smap5566:原po布袋戲板常客 布袋戲版只有大槍56是帥哥 09/13 20:09
dearevan:更多戴口罩的正妹-> http://tinyurl.com/2uw9sav 09/13 20:09
akirk0823:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/13 20:09
aaa123867:這太好笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/13 20:09
RFV123:我不能笑啊!!!!!!!!太傷人了(嘴角上揚) 09/13 20:09
yotsuba:XDDDDDDDDDDD 09/13 20:10
TheDark:唉… 09/13 20:10
GoodMemory:XDDDDDDDD 09/13 20:10
deepone:很受傷 拍拍~~ 09/13 20:10
Ayaun0417:XDDD 09/13 20:10
nanako81240:[超幹]老娘本月撿的第18個錢包 來點新手法 09/13 20:11
flynet:你肯定不是帥哥..XDDDDDDDDDDD 09/13 20:11
liDong:XDDDDD 你佈這個梗佈很久囉..... 09/13 20:11
dickyman:那女的到底是好心 還是不好心啊- - 09/13 20:12
SMOW:你說那人好像是我同學,是我建議她要對方刪的,對不起~>_<~ 09/13 20:12
karenwang:拍 沒關係啦 錢包找回來比較重要! 09/13 20:12
headcase:真是個熱心的妹 不管正不正 都是好妹 09/13 20:12
timmy1217:拍拍 09/13 20:12
lf2554:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/13 20:12
Realthugz:推 SMOW:你說那人好像是我同學,是我建議她要對方刪的 09/13 20:12
ann0405:有笑有推XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/13 20:12
xxkg:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/13 20:12
sony0955:DDD 09/13 20:13
haniah:SMOW你同學的圖勒!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 09/13 20:13
jagger:還有當面刪手機號碼這招XD 09/13 20:13
pirrysal:同學的圖呢XD 09/13 20:13
ibulondong:推 SMOW:你說那人好像是我同學,是我建議她要對方刪的 09/13 20:13
access7310:SMOW:你說那人好像是我同學,是我建議她要對方刪的 09/13 20:14
wewe123:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/13 20:14
Realthugz:原PO 冤有頭債有主 你知道該找誰囉 09/13 20:14
shadan:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/13 20:14
sai19890111:推 SMOW:你說那人好像是我同學,是我建議她要對方刪的 09/13 20:14
jorden:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/13 20:14
harddriver:SMOW…好入卡印卡公司… 09/13 20:14
karenwang:SNOW~現在你有機會可以彌補原PO的傷心~~~XDDD 電話~(伸) 09/13 20:14
Avril1975:哇 緣份再起 原po衝啊~~ 09/13 20:15
winkfrancis:推 SMOW:你說那人好像是我同學,是我建議她要對方刪的 09/13 20:15
winkfrancis:兇手抓到了 09/13 20:15
zidane666:SMOW出來面對!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 09/13 20:15
jily:推 SMOW:你說那人好像是我同學,是我建議她要對方刪的,對不 09/13 20:15
BoAstala:媽的好笑 09/13 20:15
weirdgrape:SNOW 你傷了一個好人呀... 09/13 20:15
sony0955: 不太可能是SNOW= =SN大反串齁= = 09/13 20:16
Ariex:推 SMOW:你說那人好像是我同學,是我建議她要對方刪的 09/13 20:16
DOOHDLIHC:在一起在一起在一起 09/13 20:16
xshane831:真的假的啊 09/13 20:16
cckkyle:這可能比掉6000還慘 09/13 20:17
loopuntil:其實,SMOW就是那正妹男朋友…… 09/13 20:17
rosemallow:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/13 20:18
ttnakafzcm:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/13 20:19
bbuda:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd 09/13 20:20
t0202830:好像笨版XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/13 20:20
mineco504:有一萬多人知道原PO錢包掉了還被打槍XD 09/13 20:20
transwrap:好哀傷 09/13 20:20
crea0520:算了啦..這就是人蔘... 09/13 20:20
Sony5555:嘉大人 給箭頭吧 推用掉了 09/13 20:21
polar17:推 09/13 20:22
frostnova:請愛用井31井 09/13 20:22
willy0527:XDDDDDDDD 09/13 20:22
taebo:哭了啦 09/13 20:22
GYCHEN1215:你要去租一台賓士開在旁邊等她 搞不好會說就一起吃飯吧 09/13 20:22
neverlove:真的好慘啊 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/13 20:22
tulas:沒有人財兩失算好李加在 XD 09/13 20:22
coolcliff01:這就是人生阿... 09/13 20:22
maple486:這一定要推一下,真是太傷人了! 09/13 20:23
ptyan:這會受到打擊呀XDDDD 09/13 20:23
mamaka:XDDDDDDD 09/13 20:23
kbill:這就是人生... 09/13 20:23
Isoroku5566:太屌了..! 這不能不推阿! 09/13 20:24
orzisme:XDDDDDDD 09/13 20:24
aaa8852955:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/13 20:24
oxx:正妹:害我還多花錢去買了N95口罩 09/13 20:25
cancboy:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/13 20:25
Atzivan:...................................................... 09/13 20:25
Isoroku5566:我是推好心正妹! 09/13 20:25
euruing:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/13 20:26
psw:好好笑...XD 09/13 20:26
DELETE001:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/13 20:27
lht2:推XD 09/13 20:28
rosefan:幹 我笑了!!!! 09/13 20:29
scarface:幹~我哭了Q_Q~ 09/13 20:30
heaphy:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/13 20:30
bloodpiece:...100分 09/13 20:31
ATSEVEN:你被發卡的Q____________________Q 09/13 20:32
avrilrock:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/13 20:32
kevin051118:話說真的有可能她認識偷錢包的人 戴口罩XD 09/13 20:32
eric155783:拍拍 09/13 20:32
airlow:這正妹太正了 09/13 20:32
oklaaccc:馬的 我大笑呢 機車XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/13 20:33
crazypurple:有笑有推 09/13 20:33
pikajoke:原po 謝謝你 好久沒在就可版看到這麼好笑的文章了 09/13 20:33
pzjkkin:幹…我笑到不行… 09/13 20:33
aakira:CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC 09/13 20:33
otis000:發卡發好大XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/13 20:33
dearevan:那名正妹本來打算穿這套 http://tinyurl.com/39kqe7v 09/13 20:34
dearevan:萬一你沒當面刪除她可能就要開槍了 09/13 20:35
chien533:有點蛋蛋的哀傷啊(拍) 09/13 20:35
crazydj:不帥又它又沒錢沒關系,心腸好就好 09/13 20:35
snowduke:我怎麼在哭啊!!!!!我為什麼在哭啊!!!!! 09/13 20:35
jjjppp:有股淡淡的憂傷 09/13 20:36
qzpm:XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/13 20:37
dspswen:我哭了 09/13 20:37
imsnare:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/13 20:38
mudee:有股淡淡的哀傷....XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/13 20:39
sdbb:這篇應該mark 09/13 20:40
wezsystem:正妹:早知道就用顯示無號碼打電話 09/13 20:41
kizu1124:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/13 20:41
chunlin05:XD 09/13 20:42
asdya:下次遇到這種情形要先記號碼...(筆記) 09/13 20:43
easybaby:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/13 20:43
survive:好慘 09/13 20:44
NaDa:XDDDDDDDDD 09/13 20:44
faxy:XD 09/13 20:44
asdfghjkl999:一定不帥+1 09/13 20:44
uuma:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/13 20:48
forme:有笑有推 09/13 20:48
ned90245:笑歪XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/13 20:50
DM1984:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/13 20:50
pigmoo:XXXXXX D 09/13 20:51
skyler:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 好慘~ 09/13 20:52
hunchisin:錢包裡如果是大來卡跟AE卡... 09/13 20:53
Tribute:XD....(不過想想失而復得也算是好事)^^ 09/13 20:54
EndingYz:XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/13 20:56
kopfschuss:贛...XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDdd 09/13 20:57
curtisyen:筆記:以後皮夾裡面只能放名片跟戰略時空的會員卡...... 09/13 20:57
sony1256:原PO一定不睡喔 09/13 20:57
tidworker:幫推 09/13 20:59
nanahiei:超有笑點的 09/13 20:59
juncat:好像發錯版了吧XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/13 21:00
ooxxman:哭哭 正妹(?)不想再有任何聯絡的可能 崩潰~~! 09/13 21:01
cck1985:這篇應該在笨版的XDDD 09/13 21:02
nojoewu:拍拍 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/13 21:03
apeter:有笨到 你好口連 09/13 21:03
blanksky:淡淡的憂傷XDDDDDDDDDD 09/13 21:03
im5566:幹的好 我說正妹 (拍拍) 09/13 21:04
wangche:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/13 21:08
ljuber:XDDDDDDDD 09/13 21:12
nicoshun:..........................XDDDDDDDDDDd 09/13 21:12
csman32403:己霸昏阿 09/13 21:13
MIKEHO:正妹了不起呀 09/13 21:15
ljuber:他一定不會被拒絕: http://ppt.cc/9LoB 09/13 21:16
jaceda:難道以後連掉錢包都要長的帥嗎XDDD 09/13 21:17
hsiaoyoshye: 其實正妹人不錯欸 她沒有想把你當陀獸 09/13 21:20
hsiaoyoshye: 她一副預料到你會騷擾她的樣子...你到底做了什麼?y 09/13 21:20
misa0519:XDDDDD 09/13 21:20
hsiaoyoshye: 你想太多了 她只是不想被你騷擾y 09/13 21:21
ChrisBear:這...N95+刪除號碼...乖...砍掉重練咖實際(誤) 09/13 21:21
hsiaoyoshye: 正妹:靠,竟然撿到宅男的錢包,好髒。怎麼辦?天使 09/13 21:21
hsiaoyoshye: 其實應該是女的想太多怕會被騷擾 09/13 21:21
hsiaoyoshye: 若是型男~搞不好正妹會說:麻煩你再打幾次電話給我好 09/13 21:22
hsiaoyoshye: 怕阿宅騷擾他? 09/13 21:23
hsiaoyoshye: 正妹:害我還多花錢去買了N95口罩 09/13 21:24
hsiaoyoshye: 正妹(?)不想再有任何聯絡的可能 崩潰~~! 09/13 21:24
cpjxxx:幹 狂笑啦~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 09/13 21:24
qmei:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/13 21:25
devilzero:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/13 21:29
Irenicus:(拍拍 09/13 21:30
iamwind7954:幹..淡淡的XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/13 21:31
willy5212:好一個為善不欲人知阿XD 09/13 21:31
kaede1412:XDD 09/13 21:35
handsome1103:XDDDDD 09/13 21:36
Davieyou:其實他可以送到警察局 請警察通知的... 09/13 21:37
dsfrf:XXD 人善變人妻~~~XDD 09/13 21:38
memalina:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/13 21:42
erahappy:轉笨版拉... 09/13 21:45
honafire:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/13 21:46
KIMJABAWORK:靠北XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/13 21:53
Tenging:金靠北,換作是我拿了錢包不想跟這種人聯絡。 09/13 22:01
assyrian:她怎麼知道你的電話啊?皮夾裡面有寫? 09/13 22:02
solonwu:有八卦 09/13 22:04
Asucks:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/13 22:04
eddit:靠杯 好悽慘的事喔XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/13 22:05
OOQ:轉就可版啦 09/13 22:07
TIGER228:我很壞心的笑了 09/13 22:08
cheng135:所以咧? 09/13 22:08
Alanse: 09/13 22:09
AthlonFX:阿你有刪來電紀錄嗎? 09/13 22:10
yanis:淡淡的哀傷 09/13 22:12
flake:誰叫你不備份 09/13 22:20
chancewen:XDDDDDDDD 09/13 22:22
dobioptt:內心淌血的讚美... 09/13 22:23
merelive:幹你好慘 09/13 22:24
rockman73:阿宅人生 09/13 22:25
ohkkweining:你好衰 看到爛片 還掉錢包 09/13 22:25
skywinds:哀傷的淡淡 09/13 22:25
YSimpson:朝聖 09/13 22:26
aMaSasHi:XDDDDDDDDDD 那女生也好好笑!!!! 09/13 22:27
oineedisu:有股淡淡的哀傷啊..... 09/13 22:32
Robin111302:我笑了XDXD 09/13 22:33
Agnesb0924:拍拍 錢回來就好 09/13 22:33
CharleneTsai:其實你心在滴血啊 XDDDD 09/13 22:34
jmz:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd 09/13 22:37
rca0621:拍拍!!堅強 09/13 22:37
pclemens:轉錄至看板 SSSH-16th-Fk 09/13 22:41
zalman:超好笑~申請通聯記錄不就有電話號碼了 09/13 22:50
youaten0112:你皮包裡面是不是有放保險套!!?? 09/13 22:54
kis28519:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/13 22:54
yizhencat:我猜..會不會轉笨版還是joke版.. 09/13 22:55
jpeanut:道謝露出__ __ 是基本的吧! 09/13 23:02
tinlans:好天真,這東西調通聯紀錄還不是一樣有。 09/13 23:06
nuksparkler:拍... 09/13 23:07
Q4:好心酸XDDDDDDDD 搞不好他看到你之後才戴口罩的.... 09/13 23:09
ayakoalan:有悲情到,不過能找回來就很好了。給你一推 09/13 23:09
lee988325:峰迴路轉XDDDD 09/13 23:09
baalism2:超悲情的= = 09/13 23:10
xmyxmyxmy:可以當我的面把我手機號碼刪掉嗎.........ㄎㄎㄎㄎㄎㄎ 09/13 23:18
sontocant:稍加修改能成為三位一體的好文啊XD 09/13 23:20
Faoitohins:你沒有先背下來嗎XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/13 23:21
derecklin:慘~只能推了 09/13 23:23
fan0719:推2F 09/13 23:26
orangelounge:^0^ 09/13 23:27
fan0719:幹 是松山的喔 學弟推囉:) 09/13 23:27
noangel0286:給妳錢 不要刪 XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/13 23:27
minbyminby:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/13 23:28
circleli:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 有笑有推 09/13 23:37
jasmonates:幹這太好笑了 09/13 23:37
ch594086:如果是GODIVA禮盒可能就收了 09/13 23:37
Luciferr:XDDDDDDD 這個讚 09/13 23:39
wadejuja:好囧 09/13 23:48
pjharper:己霸婚!!!!! 09/13 23:52
diji:當面刪東西, 那不就是蜜妮嗎? 09/14 00:07
pkcliff5:借轉XDD 09/14 00:19
pkcliff5:轉錄至看板 joke 09/14 00:19 pkcliff5:轉錄至看板 StupidClown 09/14 00:21
mmzznnxxbbcc:自從黑特倒後 好久沒有這麼多推又非戰文的文章了 推 09/14 00:31
cyrus017:原PO心裡OS:我早就偷偷用紙筆抄下來了 09/14 00:36
WilliamXZ:有股淡淡的.... 09/14 00:44
upupchang:好慘 但是好想笑 XD 09/14 00:46
nef:...........................................暈 09/14 00:56
devin0329:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/14 00:57
laputaca:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/14 01:01
tequilawu:淚推 09/14 01:08
curu:真是個哀傷的故事 可是我笑了XD 09/14 01:15
a766242001:怎麼有股淡淡的哀傷~ 09/14 01:34
fluterway:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/14 02:06
revadios:好悲情 09/14 02:08
fatliu:太好笑了 09/14 02:09
jayhang:好慘 但是好想笑 XD 09/14 02:20
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WeiKuang:我有跟到這篇 09/14 12:23
revadios:我也跟到這一篇 09/14 19:36
wolfsburg:誇張的是記者吧 09/14 22:27
hung7919:原PO真可憐 09/14 22:46