[認真] 身為一個邁向國際化的樂團

[crystal0 (Over The Way)]

英文簡介是不可少的，以下翻譯於indieVox的團介
同步更新於Facebook Fans' page！
翻譯費用的話......十五萬元，等你們變國際天團再付就可以了。
或是再glastonburry的guest list寫上我的名字也可唷，哈哈。

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 F.L.A.T Club ( Fake literary & artistic teenage club)

F.L.A.T Club (Fake literary & artistic teenage club) is formed in
the spring of 2006, which is lack of literary & art and not youth
any more in reality.

Living in Taipei City where is full of false and non-awareness of
the transition of colonial culture, where we exist is all about
chasing after fashion brands、phallic worship of the first
high-rise construction is like  is like the island building
on vanity fair's confidence.

Fake literary & artistic teenage is an ICON of this generation,
has also become a microcosm of the times. Thus, with the Western
musical instruments and theory, we seriously sing the praises to
the dynamic changing social values – Taiwan.

Occasionally, we would fantasize about the tragic death,
at the 27, 28, 29-year-old legendary figure of rock stars.

FLAT Club creates our own cultural value with Western influence
but do not flatter or taking self-derogatory neither.
Our creations prove that we were fake artistic youth.

When being 50, 60-year-old,
we will be absolutely proud of what we are doing at present.



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以上是開玩笑的啦，翻得不好請大家指正。

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迷幻系！

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推 adot:太酷了！！！
推 nwohippo:F.L.A.T Club rules! Z8 is the god!!!!
→ crystal0:Atheism 無神論的部分因為IAN是哲學系文青 我不敢賣弄
→ crystal0:所以沒有翻那段 直接跳過 哈哈
推 yangon:妳太愛用子句了啦，學術文才會這樣來:-)
推 dk1o:楊公出現了!
推 trapmaster15:真的好多子句耶 XD
推 Lautreamont:這樣英文考試作文才會拿高分
→ crystal0:被楊公推了！！（羞）
→ crystal0:個人連講話習慣都是子句+倒裝，不過也真的是學術底的英文
推 TzaraLin:阿黎才是哲學系文青，IAN是航太工程程式文青。
推 greeceking:老娘是假文青。
→ crystal0:      是假人妖。                     (逃)
※ 編輯: crystal0        來自: 60.250.102.125       (02/27 12:21)