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※ [本文轉錄自 StupidClown 看板] 作者: shooin1 (Justice) 站內: StupidClown 標題: [無言] 浪費食物會遭雷公批 時間: Sat Sep 27 23:23:23 2008 前幾天研究室融融洽洽的定了披薩 點了很多,吃到最後就只剩下兩個人在奮鬥 可是捏~吃久了披薩就冷掉了 冷的披薩好吃嗎?好吃嗎! 我和學長一人吃個一塊就不想吃了 我:『學長,怎麼辦?』指著桌上剩下的披薩 學長:『怎麼辦?吃掉呀。』指著桌子旁邊的我 我:『可是我已經吃不下了,不然把它丟掉好了。』指著門旁邊的垃圾桶 學長:『丟掉!被老師發現你就別想畢業了。』指著書桌上的論文 我:『不然我來動手好了。』 然後我就把桌上的披薩拿去垃圾桶裡面 學長:『好了沒,你在幹嘛?』 我:『等一下,我塞裡面一點,用其他的垃圾把他蓋住,你幫我把風一下』 學長就走到門邊看上廁所的老師回來了沒 一開門 不開則矣,一開驚人 學長:『阿!老師好。』 沒想到老師剛好就要進門了,原本開門要花1~2秒的時間都省下來了。 情急之下我只好... 把垃圾桶裡的披薩往嘴裡塞. 把垃圾桶裡的披薩往嘴裡塞.. 把垃圾桶裡的披薩往嘴裡塞... 學長、老師:驚!! 老師:『你怎麼了?為甚麼要撿垃圾桶裡面的東西來吃呢?』 -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 61.59.190.197
jasons10317:原來原PO有這種嗜好 09/27 23:27
FrankChu:這下你一定會pass了XDDD 09/27 23:28
airsportx:老師:[超幹]那是我藏好的比薩呀!! 09/27 23:29
lalaberry:XDDDDDDD 這好笑!不過這時間披薩是叫來吃的還是檢驗用? 09/27 23:30
rfdgrfdg:哈哈!我笑好久XD 09/27 23:34
swcchih:XDDDDDDDDDDD 09/27 23:38
inmine:好好笑 XDD 09/27 23:44
vigle2:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/28 00:28
image:XDDDD 09/28 00:32
vulg04mp3:XDDDDDDD 有畫面XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/28 00:35
quietvox:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/28 00:36
dareka7456:原PO:我還有點餓... 09/28 00:50
marco741030:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/28 01:01
tcute:有笑有推XDDDDD 09/28 01:02
snowyba:XDDDDDDDDd 09/28 01:02
wadashiwawa:XDDDDDDDDDDD 超好笑!!! 09/28 01:04
sky112:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 09/28 01:09
yamoday:垃圾桶:[超幹]到手的比薩被難民搶走了!! 09/28 01:12
editorem: 哈~這樣可以pass了XDD 09/28 01:15
jerry159:XDD 09/28 01:21
billy1489:超級有畫面XDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/28 01:21
howtosay:小心有毒 XD 09/28 01:30
manton:XDDDDDDD 09/28 01:37
SiriusLupin:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/28 01:38
weed222:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/28 01:40
hellodj13:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/28 01:45
jackchen1025:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/28 01:53
posim:你怎麼了?為甚麼要撿垃圾桶裡面的東西來吃呢? 09/28 01:54
snowling42:笑死我XDDDD 09/28 01:55
buddybuddy:學長:對呀 為什麼要撿起來吃呢? 09/28 02:02
liufrank21:太好笑了 我快笑死了 09/28 02:03
wang7748:哈哈 感覺像老梗....我還是笑了 哈哈哈哈哈哈 09/28 02:05
genweiu:XDDDDD 你後來有吃完嗎? 09/28 02:16
iisgs:你餓了嗎XDDDDD 09/28 02:16
gloomk:你怎麼了?為甚麼要撿垃圾桶裡面的東西來吃呢? 09/28 02:25
mayisgood:超好笑~~~~~~ XDDDD 09/28 02:30
nathanone:[心酸]原來學生已經到了得撿垃圾桶來度日自己卻不知道 09/28 02:32
tjbulls:超好笑的阿!!!! 09/28 02:36
Tenging:[教授]同學來~這一千拿去吃飯(掏錢) 09/28 02:48
miyuika:XDDDDDDDD 09/28 02:53
constancy23:好好笑XD 09/28 03:17
bigcow637:XD 09/28 03:17
joinwu:給老師吃不就好了.... 09/28 03:38
c20726:我笑翻了= = 09/28 03:45
newesther:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/28 04:09
sageRagnarok:[溫馨]學生幫我人體驗毒~還順便驗垃圾桶的菌數 09/28 04:11
sageRagnarok:其實原PO標題有笨點 09/28 04:13
qthuiju:XDDDDDD 09/28 04:32
nkanka2020:這個好笑 09/28 04:36
jojobigoldtw:我看不懂耶 為什麼不能丟垃圾筒? 09/28 06:23
keyetfa:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/28 07:00
viviya:放晚一點加熱比較好吧 丟掉真的有點... 09/28 09:06
newjackle:好好喔~披薩~(流口水...) 09/28 09:25
windjack0321:TMNT : 我們懂! 09/28 09:28
wasmeimei:XD 09/28 09:37
exe01:XDDDDD 有垃圾味嗎(憋笑) 09/28 10:12
san122:不能丟的原因大概是因為是研究室合訂的,花的是老師出的錢或 09/28 10:13
san122:公費吧~被老師看到花了自己的錢訂太多又扔垃圾桶,一定不爽 09/28 10:13
ebian:好口連........ 09/28 10:14
clark829:同學你真的太有勇氣了.看來你這學期非過不可..加油吧 09/28 10:15
lavandin:太好笑了,好有畫面... 09/28 10:42
QO0:這真的是太好笑了XDDDDDDDDD 09/28 10:48
afishzen:太笨了吧 你以為你是環珠格格裡面的小燕子嘛= = 09/28 10:53
etrana:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 超好笑 09/28 10:57
gining0414:有笑有推~~ 09/28 11:04
pttlyt:PASS! 09/28 11:09
hyelim:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/28 11:14
Yie:XDD 09/28 11:34
uresi:XD 09/28 11:39
smilenow:XDDDDDDD 09/28 11:43
Tracy0041:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/28 11:43
SogaXD:原po委屈你了 拍拍 09/28 11:58
bohsing:吃不完 可以 先冰著 再加熱啊... 丟掉好浪費~ 09/28 12:21
shao781116:超好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/28 12:35
azen:笑死我了XDD 09/28 12:40
eig100: 原PO:我還有點餓... 09/28 12:48
appleann:邊喝咖啡邊看 害我差點吐出來 09/28 13:01
s8910139:很好笑! 09/28 13:02
kirere:好好笑! 09/28 13:15
novemberstar:你...不用這麼緊張吧 09/28 13:15
fugijoka:有笑有推XDDD 09/28 13:46
dans:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/28 13:46
bettyling:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/28 13:51
l1290220:為甚麼要撿垃圾桶裡面的東西來吃呢? 09/28 13:57
criky:超讚的 09/28 14:14
NB11:超經典的!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/28 14:34
i14d14:還是覺得你丟比薩不對=_= 報應報應 09/28 14:40
freesaviour:我還有點餓 09/28 14:43
sady323:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/28 14:44
amy318:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 天阿!! 09/28 15:06
re:這XDDDDDDDDD 09/28 15:10
dk3y93:XD 我笑到快瘋了… 09/28 15:18
steak987:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/28 15:23
namekiss:好可憐 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈~ 09/28 15:25
ruby950127:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/28 15:38
BleuCiel69:超好笑 XDDDDDDDD 09/28 15:41
mrcat:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/28 15:52
bluecatdanny:同學阿~有困難要找老師談談阿...(掏錢) 09/28 15:59
tina9621:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/28 16:01
a1997163:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/28 16:03
priroda:有笑有推XD 09/28 16:39
BowFishW:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/28 16:48
fimine:pass啦! 09/28 16:49
leslie77223:XD 09/28 16:51
lantakara:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/28 16:59
hank61204:看不懂 09/28 17:05
jyting:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/28 17:17
MBB200291:XD 09/28 17:20
sayolin:我笑出聲啦 09/28 17:44
uzumaki:XDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/28 18:03
lmarina: XDDDD 09/28 18:18
boyslove:我心情愉快多了..... 09/28 18:32
wunming:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/28 18:33
bunreachable:有笑有推 09/28 18:39
moonlitnight:XDD 09/28 18:51
cashko:笑翻XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/28 18:56
waid:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/28 19:05
gingko1126:能吃的幹麻丟掉?....不過你確實是把他吃了就不噓了XD 09/28 19:06
sdjh18:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/28 19:11
posedo:有笑有推XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/28 19:18
BLACK13:笑了 09/28 19:49
ning0201: 老師:來人阿! 餵shooin1吃餅! 09/28 19:58
ivywu:好笑 XD 不過不用急著吃掉 你帶回家再熱就是啦~ 09/28 20:06
windmars:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/28 20:18
zzzzz129:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/28 20:36
fiveday:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD... 09/28 20:50
lancekevan:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/28 21:07
xcvbnm54:嘖嘖嘖............................ 09/28 21:49
pimki:加味披薩.... 09/28 21:51
dakara16:肚子痛了!XDDDDDDDDDD 09/28 21:54
shindwerp:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 有笑有推!! 09/28 21:54
aax:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/28 22:01
todoy:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/28 22:08
godderk:XDDDDDDD笑到快哭出來了 09/28 22:14
kiba226:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/28 22:39
iuxadox2001:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/28 22:45
shadowmoon:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/28 23:00
fcomkdash:哈哈哈 有為 你沒事吧有為 09/28 23:04
gogodream:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/28 23:10
tsungyu:我...我還有點餓阿 XDDDDDD 09/28 23:19
mondainai:超好笑的啦XDDDDDD 09/28 23:20
ch110:XDDDDD 09/28 23:23
Ferrero0212:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/28 23:25
Berlin5148:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/28 23:40
Tamama56:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/28 23:40
mikecan:來人阿 快來餵公子吃屎 09/28 23:43
erilu:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/29 00:08
irotasi:哈哈哈哈XDDD 09/29 01:08
linyap:眼淚都出來了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/29 01:35
eAsumi:憋笑好痛苦......XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/29 01:41
tyan0615:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/29 01:43
guest1024:老師 我沒錢吃飯 09/29 01:47
gn01921390:xdddddddddd 09/29 01:48
barbeq:靠 好好笑 09/29 01:53
pinger:何不帶回家當早餐? 丟掉很可惜內 09/29 02:10
zana:原PO辛苦了(拍肩)XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/29 02:27
mleaf:笑死了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD好有畫面 聽說必勝客中獎了 09/29 02:37
Akechi727:推超好笑的,笑好久XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/29 02:40
abian:學長:對呀 為什麼要撿起來吃呢? (改婊學弟) 09/29 03:33
HHBBHHB:你怎麼了?為甚麼要撿垃圾桶裡面的東西來吃呢? 09/29 03:54
orzisme:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/29 08:49
song6:有笑有推 09/29 09:19
wwe24862:XD 好好笑喔! 09/29 10:00
LCHEN:老師:同學阿~有困難要找老師談談阿...(掏錢) 09/29 11:21
bibi1209:老師: 我會讓你過... 你就不要吃垃圾了同學! 09/29 12:06
Johnnyacbb:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/29 15:49
gareth43:戳中我的笑點XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/29 15:58
QQVila:有笑有推XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/29 16:03
baliallin:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDdd 09/29 16:23
justchia:轉錄至看板 Ocit-Im 09/29 18:10
kelly9456:眼淚都出來了 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/29 18:23
bigyam08:好可憐的原PO...... 09/29 22:07
asami:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/29 22:45
z8373788:哇~~這是什麼口味阿 相信別有一翻風味XDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/29 22:56
changzinha:哈哈哈哈XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/29 23:27
tempter13:哇靠!超好笑 09/29 23:41
elephantoska:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/30 00:34
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